Jester Mafia (GAME OVER!)

Unballoon Elect Ixcaliber
Balloon Elect Jacquerel
DOUBLE TIE

Nearing The Last Minute Here Votals

End It All:
Solaris - 4 (MrGuy, Pick Yer Poison, soundlyParanoid, Jacquerel)
Ixcaliber - 4 (Solaris, Woffles, cyber95, Wheat)
Wheat - 1 (AgentBlue)
MrGuy - 1 (Ixcaliber)
Pick Yer Poison - 1 (Not The Author)

Start The Party:
Ixcaliber - 3 (MrGuy, Pick Yer Poison, Wheat)
Jacquerel - 3 (Jacquerel, Woffles, Solaris)
Wheat - 1 (Not The Author)
AgentBlue - 1 (AgentBlue)
soundlyParanoid - 1 (soundlyParanoid)

7 to lynch, 4 to softlynch.

Deadline is the end of February, MST. Why did I say CST before, I know what timezone I live in. Point is, that's in a little under 10 hours!

In the event of a tie... MYSTERIOUS HAPPENINGS

The ixcaliber in the balloon votals shoudl be solaris!

I have no idea what you're talking about. The votals have always been one hundred percent accurate. Always.

Man I wish I could vote. The tension's killing me!

FOREVER ACCURATE

VOTE: WOFFLES

Just Over An Hour To Go Votals

End of the Line:
Ixcaliber - 4 (Solaris, Woffles, cyber95, Wheat)
Solaris - 3 (MrGuy, Pick Yer Poison, Jacquerel)
Wheat - 1 (AgentBlue)
MrGuy - 1 (Ixcaliber)
Pick Yer Poison - 1 (Not The Author)
Woffles - 1 (soundlyParanoid)

Balloons Are Fun:
Ixcaliber - 3 (MrGuy, Pick Yer Poison, Wheat)
Jacquerel - 3 (Jacquerel, Woffles, Solaris)
Wheat - 1 (Not The Author)
AgentBlue - 1 (AgentBlue)
soundlyParanoid - 1 (soundlyParanoid)

7 to lynch, 4 to softlynch.

Deadline is in about an hour. Will there be last minute vote shifts? WHO KNOWS?

Unvote - PickYerPoison

Vote - Solaris

Sorry, kid, but I gotta see this and you're the closest one.

TIME IS UP

Final Lynch Votals:
Ixcaliber - 4 (Solaris, Woffles, cyber95, Wheat)
Solaris - 4 (MrGuy, Pick Yer Poison, Jacquerel, Not The Author)
Wheat - 1 (AgentBlue)
MrGuy - 1 (Ixcaliber)
Woffles - 1 (soundlyParanoid)

Softlynch tie between Ixcaliber and Solaris.

Final Balloon Votals:
Ixcaliber - 3 (MrGuy, Pick Yer Poison, Wheat)
Jacquerel - 3 (Jacquerel, Woffles, Solaris)
Wheat - 1 (Not The Author)
AgentBlue - 1 (AgentBlue)
soundlyParanoid - 1 (soundlyParanoid)

Election tie between Ixcaliber and Jacquerel.

The Modjester counts the votes and frowns.

"You people just can't make up your minds, can you? I suppose I'll have to figure something out. Give me some time and I'll present you with some appropriate tomfoolery to settle this matter."

WACKY TIEBREAKER CHALLENGES are coming up. But first I need to think up what they are. Expect something in the morning.[/size]

All right, here's the TIEBREAKER ROUND.

Solaris, Ixcaliber, Jacquerel. Check your quicktopics. I have given each of you a SECRET WORD. (In Ixcaliber's case, two words - one for the invention, one for the lynch.) If anyone posts your SECRET WORD for the lynch, you'll be lynched! If anyone posts your SECRET WORD for the invention, you'll get the invention.

You may not use the SECRET WORD yourselves. Because where's the fun in that?

All players are allowed to post during this time. If more than one SECRET WORD for one contest happens to be mentioned in one post, the first word will be selected.

All right, people. Start chattering!

honk tits whores

jingle. santa's cryptology and sock fetish.

bright red nose.

horns. Fractured fairy spines and the broken lute of a tearful bard.

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Antiquing.

Enemy lasagna.
Robust below wax.
Semi-automatic aqua.
Accompany slacks.
White carpet gymnastic.
Motorcycle unibrow.
Existential plastic
Extra nightly cow.

Patridge

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EBWOP: Mjilner

cucumber quest.

Kumquat?
Granola's awesome?
Renegade maverick eagles?
Spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

SpoilerShow

Panel 1: You know, I can't help but feel y'all are wasting some serious potential here. Sure, I could throw out random junk, like ninja or meteor, but how about instead of that...

Panel 2: ...I draw about fighting ninjas riding meteors, while I hold a katana and fly at them with a jetpack.

Panel 3: All in order to defend the beautiful Sun City, of course.

Panel 4: D'you see what I'm trying to get at here?

I don't understand this tiebreaker.

Someone copy and paste the dictionary.

We should all suddenly start talking about trees if you ask me

I don't understand this tiebreaker.

Someone copy and paste the dictionary.

the dictionary.


did i do it right?????


i am the funniest ever

Trees eh? Awful lot of carnivorous trees up here in the North...

Hmm it would be potentially a lot more fun if we were contributing to this in a way that wound an epic tale of derring do mixed with charming wit.

But I'm pretty sure most of us just want someone to die.

We're bloodthirsty like that.

I sort of wish schazer would make a cameo appearance though.

HELLO I PLEASE TO AIM

Jacquerel is your secret word forest
I kinda want you to win balloongame anyways

We ought to start a Grand Battle! We'd sure to come up with the words then!

Right guys.

So this is the deal.

The whole tiebreaker random word lynch thing is so absurdly random that nobody is going to get it by sheer chance. All fine and good if you're a jester, but hey I'm not a jester. So I just sit here and keep my word to myself and wait for Sol to come on and hint heavily at his word. Sol's probably town which is a shame. I did mean to come on earlier and tell everyone to shift their votes because 'hey look sol is being helpful lets vote for him' is dumb' but then I got involved with posting in battles and essentially I put off attempting to come on and make rational arguments because that is how I play mafia.

On the other hand I'm nearly lynched and it's clear everyone else is going to enjoy themselves so much than me with my ridiculous not-a-jester role. So maybe I should just hand over my word and let everyone kick me out so you can all have funtimes and I can never mafia again.

Ugh.

Whatever, I sort of hate being in this thing, so look talk about Batman villains if you really want to get rid of me.

If not then I'll carry on whatever. I just don't want to think about this any more at the moment.