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Let's go vampire hunting
Godbot
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#51
RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-21-2012, 03:47 AM
> ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
02-21-2012, 11:54 AM
Spit in his mouth! Kick him in the teeth! STAKES EVERYWHERE!
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
03-09-2012, 01:53 AM
(02-20-2012, 04:48 PM)g0m Wrote: »Use your garlic breath to attack him! It all comes together

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ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN

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'AWAUHASDG NOOO MY BEAUTIFUL FACE, GARLIC CAN'T TOUCH MY BEAUTIFUL FACE'

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'AUGHUAWGAGUH NOOO'

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'You happy now? I mean, just look at you, throwing a tantrum on the ground with a big swelling cheek. You're 1556 years old, behave yourself!'

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'Well maybe i would if i didn't find my girlfriend with some mortal alone in her house doing... who knows what!'

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'HE'S FROM THE BLOODBLANK AND I'M MAKING A DONATION OKAY!'

'OH COME ON, BLOODBANK? YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS'

'OKAY I WAS GONNA PLAY A BIT BEFORE DEVOURING HIM OKAY?! IT GETS LONELY HERE AFTER 100 YEARS'

'I WAS BUSY OKAY! I TOLD YOU I WAS'

'OH YOU DIDN'T'

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'AWUEHUASFGASRARGLEBAGLBELAARGGHBLE'

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#54
RE: Let's go vampire hunting
03-09-2012, 02:01 AM
>Now's your chance! Surprise attack!
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#55
RE: Let's go vampire hunting
03-09-2012, 02:05 AM
Deep breath in. Sneak up.

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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
03-09-2012, 02:14 AM
> Take the fire! Vampires hate fire, right?
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
03-09-2012, 02:20 AM
> Vampire Marriage Counselling Go!
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#58
RE: Let's go vampire hunting
03-09-2012, 03:10 AM
> Break the legs off that couch to make stakes!

> Then MAKE WITH THE STAKES BOY
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#59
RE: Let's go vampire hunting
03-09-2012, 04:06 AM
You're... just gonna go, okay?

just gonna go loot their mansion
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
03-09-2012, 09:40 AM
Just...breathe a lot. Make sure you keep breathing. Very important, breathing is, can't argue with that. Deep breaths. Deep breaths.

Then pick a direction and ruuuun
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#61
RE: Let's go vampire hunting
03-09-2012, 01:11 PM
(03-09-2012, 02:20 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »> Vampire Marriage Counselling Go!

Yep.
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#62
RE: Let's go vampire hunting
03-11-2012, 12:04 AM
Okay, just--wait, "play?" BRO YOU WERE SO GONNA GET LAID D:

UNTIL YOU FUCKED IT UP D<

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#63
RE: Let's go vampire hunting
03-11-2012, 05:48 AM
Hey! Where the hell is your unicorn blood!?
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
03-21-2012, 10:16 AM (This post was last modified: 06-03-2015, 07:30 AM by Infrared.)
(03-09-2012, 02:14 AM)Godbot Wrote: »> Take the fire! Vampires hate fire, right?

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Right! Unfortunately, you remember humans hate fire as well.

(03-09-2012, 02:05 AM)MrGuy Wrote: »Deep breath in. Sneak up.

FUS RO GAH(LIK)

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You are unable to perform your powerful vampire hunter technique: FUS RO GAH(RLIC) at the moment as you have no garlic left. It would have been sweet tho.

(03-09-2012, 02:20 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »> Vampire Marriage Counselling Go!

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Instead, you opt to serve as a marriage counsellor for the vampiric couple. You don't have much experience, but you've been told you're good at it (not really).

'So, for how long have you guys been married?'

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'We're not married'

'Because you're so "busy" in the demon world, right?'

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'GRAAH! THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS. I COME HOME EXPECTING A WARM WELCOME AND THIS IS WHAT I GET? NOTHING BUT NAGGING AND ALSO A MORTAL TRYING TO SEDUCE YOU OR STE-'

(03-09-2012, 04:06 AM)Not The Author Wrote: »just gonna go loot their mansion

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'...'

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'Hon...'

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'I will not stand this ungratefulness and betrayal anymore!'

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'Hey, i'm sorry. Please be calm, what are you doing?! You're gonna destroy the castle!'

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'STOP IT!'

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'We don't have the settle it like this'

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'If you're gonna keep chastising me because i'm taking too long to fix your problems in the demon world...'

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'Then go solve them yourself!'

'AUGH'

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AHHH WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AWUFBAKMFBWEWEFAUSHGH

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Oh. Shit. What do?

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#65
RE: Let's go vampire hunting
03-21-2012, 10:40 AM
THROW RANDOM PIECES OF DEBRIS INTO THE FIGHT!
Let me out Stay safe inside | You're not kind | Ethics are overrated | What is life | Men are pigs | I'm so drunk | EAT ME NOW | Click clack fuck | Is this right Only money matters | Change my clothes | Little sun rising | One cat's future | Wax and wane | Dark times ahead
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
03-21-2012, 12:35 PM
She may be a vampire who was plotting to kill you, but that guy is being A TOTAL DICK. Also he's also a vampire. So prove you're a real hunter, not just SOME IDIOT with a BUNCH OF WOODEN POINTY THINGS.

> Run into battle making farm animal noises and frantically whipping your stakes around at random.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
03-21-2012, 05:21 PM
>Got any holy symbols on you? If so, hold one up at him.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
03-21-2012, 06:17 PM
Whoah

You know kung-fu
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
03-21-2012, 07:42 PM
> Take some of those floating special effects and make a cross out of them.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
03-21-2012, 07:58 PM
Ed > adjust the anime slider on your display.
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#71
RE: Let's go vampire hunting
03-21-2012, 11:35 PM
Save sexy vampire lady.

Hope for reward.

Don't kill the vamp dude though. This is probably normal for them, and sexy lady might not react well to you killing her boyfriend.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
03-23-2012, 12:32 AM
> Boldly offer to help without asking what the dealio is
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#73
RE: Let's go vampire hunting
03-25-2012, 04:47 AM
Hey, a portal.

DIVE IN
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
03-25-2012, 12:01 PM (This post was last modified: 03-25-2012, 12:02 PM by Infrared.)
(03-21-2012, 06:17 PM)Pick Yer Poison Wrote: »Whoah

You know kung-fu

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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOU'RE SO KUNG FU HE'LL SHIT HIS PANTS BY SEEING YOUR KUNG FUNESS.

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'I'LL RIP YOUR BODY INSIDE OUT AND HANG IT ON MY WALL'

(03-21-2012, 05:21 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »>Got any holy symbols on you? If so, hold one up at him.

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Yes where is it where is it

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AUGH

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OH NOO YOUR SACRED CROSS

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AHHH EERIE PORTAL OR INSIDE OUT BODY AHHH

(03-25-2012, 04:47 AM)Anomaly Wrote: »DIVE IN

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWGHHHHHHGHGHH

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Your falling... >_

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#75
RE: Let's go vampire hunting
03-25-2012, 12:10 PM
Whack things flying by as you fall to try and slow your terminal velocity!
Let me out Stay safe inside | You're not kind | Ethics are overrated | What is life | Men are pigs | I'm so drunk | EAT ME NOW | Click clack fuck | Is this right Only money matters | Change my clothes | Little sun rising | One cat's future | Wax and wane | Dark times ahead
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