FIGHTEMS

Tell her that if you lose you'll be her apprentice and pay her money to learn from her, and if you win she can be your apprentice but for free.

> Don't try to convince her to fight. Just start fighting her and if she doesn't deploy her fightems in response that is her problem.

Wait.
Take out Hazie and see what it says about a fight with this lady.

I'd just like to say for the record since Akumu asked, we have not updated because we are slow.

That is always why we have not updated.

Also yay a KittenEater in my thread

> Throw a tantrum.

Wait.
Take out Hazie and see what it says about a fight with this lady.

She's not telling!

> Henrietta's friend: Offer yourself to fight for the righteous medal/badge whatever the reward is for killing/defeating the ringleader (because you totally have one already).

"Oh, don't be mean. I'll fight him. I could use the practice. I haven't had a match in a few weeks."



"What?! No way! If a league match is what he wants so badly, that's what he's gonna get! You're on, runt!"

Now you've done it! You'd better prepare yourself! Who will defend your honor in the ring?

>Goooo Hazieeee

> Request the Pheyno outside.

>Puncharello! He's never let you down before!

Power up Puncharello with some of that complimentary Pink Drink!

OH MY GOD THRIGGLE

Holy shit it's thriggle

Also get Puncharello, this is a ring fight and you're gonna need some power in your corner

Quick! While she is destroying those buildings, steal all her cards!

>Hazerenchlo, the glove-standing-on-a-magic-eight-ball fightem!

Punch that nerd IN THE FACE

Power up Puncharello with some of that complimentary Pink Drink!

Everybody know pink boosts your game!!!



Wait, no.

This is a terrible idea.

You shan't do this.

"Quit standin' around! I don't got all day, tater tot!"



You join Henrietta in the ring. This is so exciting! Your main man Puncharelo will take you to the top.

"You won't need to referee, Josephine, this won't take long."



"Nuh!"

You guess she's not gonna call out her Fightem. She sure throws like a pro, though! You get your Fightempedia ready.



FSSSSSSSSSSSCCCHCHWCHWHWCWHCHWCWHCWHW







"Let's teach him a lesson, Fondewe!"

Uh oh! Gloves are usually resistant to cooking fightems, but Fondewe is a dual Cooking/Goop type! What's your first move?

>Push

push it over

It can't get up man

>Lament how much better prepared Puncharelo would be for this match if only you'd given him some Pink Drink.

> Immediately have Puncharelo spring off of those ropes and do a flying kick, regardless of whether it makes sense

>Find yourself overcome with the desire to taste the delicacy that is Fondewe. Resolve to win no matter the cost!

>Puncharello: Kick!

Charge, then feint! Then punch!

>Give it the old one-two

Have Puncharelo try to get underneath its platter and flip it over.

> Punch it with your face

In its face

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Aw maaaaaaan. We missed our one-year Fightemversary. As of six days ago, Fightems is one year old. Thanks for reading along, guys. :melonoisemaker: