Adventure Slimes!

Into the castleeee!

Roll across the bridge.

Squad B Vora:
Eats the castle facade

Kuolema: Run across the bridge. Or whatever it is slimes do.

Set up a stall selling delicious orange juice.

Hide behind the castle while everybody else is distracted.

Sir Blobbington III, Esq. contemplates for a while the best method of acquiring the castle and selling it for double the property value, then contacts the nearest contracting company in order to get a second bridge built. He won't associate with those plebeians on the first bridge. In fact the blobs on this side are probably just as classless. Pfft.

Al determines the value of the castle and reveals that The Count hasn't paid any taxes. EVER.



Honest Jim sets up an orange juice stall. It's sure to be a massive sucess except you don't have any OJ up here. huh.

Sir Blobbington III, Esq. phones a building company to build a bridge for him. It'll take some turns to make.

Lay ZeBones chows down on Chee-Z Puffs and summons a radiation zombie to attack the castle!

emaN runs round the back of the castle to hide.



The radiation zombie, being an idiot, falls in the moat. Vora would totally love to eat that castle facade but there's a giant moat of orange juice in the way.



Scratch that, a giant radioactive moat of orange juice in the way.

MEANWHILE BRIDGEWARDS.



Kuolema, Jelly, Prince and Bouillon head over the bridge! They are met up with the Counts goons! OH NO!

Challenge one of the goons to a game of Wine In Front Of Me.

>Okay, this time summon a FLYING Radiation Zombie and have it attack the castle. That's sure to work!

Deconstruct orange juice stall, attempt to construct catapult from the peices.

Eat Lay ZeBone's bag of Chee-Z-Puffs. Not the Chee-Z-Puffs. Just the bag.

Prince summons a freight train to assist in battle/run over the vile minion slimes.

I back away slowly until I'm over the horizon.

Al enters the Box of Dread, transporting through the Eldritch Planes to the nearest box on the other side of the moat.
It is important that it is the nearest box, for spending too much time travelling in the Eldritch Planes could cause madness. Almost instantly to those not trained to do so.
The box Al exits becomes the new Box of Dread.

Sir Blobbington III, Esq. uses his phone to check his stocks, while awaiting the arrival of the pitifully slow commoners that run this contracting company.

Throw goons over the bridge into the moat!

Also stabs

Unrelated:

/me closes Slimes tab
/me finds that the next tab is about stabs

Jelly, don't stab /there/

:3

Jelly jumps in and starts a stabbin'

Prince summons a freight train from the sky! It takes out some guys.

Kuolema suggests a friendly game of Wine In Front Of Me. While you have plenty of poison, you lack the tasty wine.



The bad guys slime stab and shoot bolts at Jelly! He dies.

Yep.

The other two bad guys shoot fireballs and crossbow bolts at the other members of Squad A!

MEANWHILE.



emaN is the best team-mate.



Sir Blobbington III, Esq. checks his stocks. Yep, those are some pretty sewll stocks, right there.

Al enters his Box of Dread to in an attempt to bypass the castle wall!

Lay ZeBones summons a flying radioactive zombie! That's sure to work!

Vora eats Lay ZeBones' Chee-Z-Puffs. Bag and all.

Honest Jim reconstructs his stall as a crude catapult!



Construction of the new bridge is going swimmingly

MEAN-MEANWHILE



Al is now in the Turbo-Castle!

SpoilerShow

Only one more Slime and Squad C will be ready for deployment!

Oh right, death is permadeath by the way.

SORRY!

Throw boomerang crown at a crossbow dude, then back up and start dodging.

nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Jelly-ghost now haunts Team A.

Aw, damn.

Roll backwards to dodge the bolts and fire, then send a few poisoned arrows in the direction of the mage or the crossbow guys.

Dang it, Vora! Now I don't have a weapon! Or a tasty snack.

>Summon another radiation zombie to use as catapult ammo. TEAMWORK!

Vora nibbles at Sir Blobbington's assets.