Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness

Check witch's house for signs of it being made of candy and gingerbread

Visit said Witch!
Don't forget to take your tiny happy Sun pal with you!

You set off into the woods!

>Forget witches, melons forever!

Adventures are boring, melons are super fun!

Then again, you really like melons...

>Maybe the forest witch will have a pot you can wear on your head and some melon seeds. Go and see her!

Yeah, that's probably true! Before you know it, you're at the foot of her hill.

> Discover that you were the forest witch all along

You can't be the Forest Witch, she's too attractive!

Check witch's house for signs of it being made of candy and gingerbread

I dunno about you, Imaginary Voice in My Head, but I'm pretty sure that's a tree.

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Do you guys mind if I switch to talking in the first person? It's less confusing for me, haha.

>Knock on the door!

Make friends with the tree.

> Ask the Sun to look in the windows for you, to see if she's home

Forest Witch: Be in terrible danger!

Look out for lumberjacks!

Check it for Treeacle then

Lick the tree to be sure.

> Burn

HEY DUDES, GUESS WHAT.

MY COMPUTER ISN'T CONNECTING TO THE INTERNET

ISN'T THAT GREAT NEWS?!?!?

HAHAHAA...AHAHAHHAH..HAA....



Indefinitely on Hiatus until I can figure out what went wrong.

[Audience collectively groans]

[TEP retreats into her cave screaming and cursing the heavens]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo

DDDD:

oh nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Shall the next update regale us of how the computer was repaired?

>Ask the Forest Witch to help you fix your computer!

Check it for Treeacle then

Lick the tree to be sure.

NYAM NYAM NYAM

Make friends with the tree.

Apparently, while you were contemplating the forest's deliciousness, a pack of TREE SPIRITS have flown out of their homes to greet you!


BENNET: Well hey there, buddy! The Witch is in, if you're looking for her!
MEL: O-oh, really? Thank you...
BENNET: Haha, no worries! Let us know if ya need anythin', alright?
LYNN:Oh Benny, dear, you're making the poor girl nervous! She must not get a lot of chances to talk to spirits, she's positively spooked by you! Isn't that right, darling?
RICK: Hrrmph.

You have no idea how that purple lady can tell, but you are wicked nervous and panicky. You're kind of always like that, but when you're around things that are OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE, you freak out.

>Knock on the door!

Okay Mel. Let's do this.


Here goes nothing.

Forest Witch: Be in terrible danger!

You are now the Forest Witch. You're currently in the middle of consulting some tea leaves.

This can't be right.

This can't be right at all.

> Forest Witch: Actually speak to the tea leaves, what with your forest witchery and all.

They're demanding to be returned to the plant they came from!

>Tea leaves: Suggest restructuring assets into 70-20-10 stocks, bond, gold.

YES IT CAN

Tea leaves > be unrelated to the actual problem

Forest Witch > have really let yourself go since Mel saw you last.

>Forest Witch: But there's still time! Attack the deadly menace that is about to knock that door!

The leaves are wrong THEY ARE ALL WRONG

Okay but what's wrong with them

These are mint

You ordered earl grey

what is wrong with these people

Doubt your eyes, cross your teas

> Take all your stocks out of Pets.com. NOW!!!