You are a Janitor

>FORMALLY GREET THE JANITOR

You think up the most formal greeting you can.

«Ah. Someone puked, I see.»

«Yep…»

>_

>Compliment Asterich's translucent pants.

oh the light is coming from the barf
it's glowy barf

>Maybe you should make sure whoever barfed is okay.

> Thank DOC for putting on a one-eyed post-it to make you feel more at ease.

Sample that barf!

Clean that stuff up before the health inspectors surprise-inspect your arse and shut this place down.

a very important bonus page that is also totally canon like that last one

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>MAKE OUT!!! I WANT TO SEE SOME CYCLOPS/ROBOT YAOIS

Sadgi how insulted would you be if I told you the totally-canon parts of your adventure are my favorite

Also I love robonurse and his ridiculous stripéd pants

>Just, uh, let him clean it.

I wouldn't be very insulted
I mean I haven't got to much cool/funny stuff in the actual adventure since I'm just doing boring establishing stuff at the moment

plus I am a slow updater
look at how slow I update
why am I posting here I should be drawing an update!

obsess over that one loose hair poking out from the back of his head

>"Any reason why it's all glowy like that?"

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sorry for the lack of updates guys I was in a big funk for the last month or so

but I feel better now

>Just, uh, let him clean it.

You watch your giant, one-eyed friend clean up a puddle of glowing puke.

>_

>Make small talk to take his mind (and maybe yours) off the unpleasant task at hand.

Taste it. You know you want to.

He looks a little sad. Give him a hug!

Then both of you fall into the puke puddle.

>Entertain yourself by drawing silly faces and/or cryptic notes on post-its and sticking them around the room

>Press for details re: the fascinating glowing puke saga

>Go into sleep mode

>Be the other alien

Not uh, not necessarily all or even multiple of those

> Ask if he slept well! And tell him about anything interesting that happened during your shift.

> Astie: Compliment DOC's sweet stripped pants

> Ask him how his day was! IF HE'S NOT INTERESTING TELL HIM ABOUT YOURS

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I'm glad you're feeling better, sadgi! :D

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This looks nice, have you ever heard that from anyone

I hate to just revive this outta nowhere though, maybe I'll draw fanart

> GOSSIP!

>Make small talk to take his mind (and maybe yours) off the unpleasant task at hand.

«So, uh…»




«How’re you today?»

>_

>Can't talk, cleaning barf.

"I'd be better if I weren't cleaning up barf - hey, where'd your Post-It go?"

Both: Watch Post-it slowly dissolve in barf puddle.