Legacy of Zelma: Upward Stick
02-05-2012, 04:22 AM
PRESS STORK TO PLAY
>PRESS STAMP
GOOD ENOUGH LETS GO
Your name is Chain and you have just failed your flying test.
>_
Legacy of Zelma: Upward Stick
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Legacy of Zelma: Upward Stick
02-05-2012, 04:22 AM
PRESS STORK TO PLAY >PRESS STAMP GOOD ENOUGH LETS GO Your name is Chain and you have just failed your flying test. >_
RE: Legacy of Zelma: Upward Stick
02-05-2012, 04:23 AM
Good thing you passed your landing test with flying colours!
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
RE: Legacy of Zelma: Upward Stick
02-05-2012, 04:23 AM
That's okay, you can still pass your plummeting test!
RE: Legacy of Zelma: Upward Stick
02-05-2012, 04:54 AM
> Too bad you needed to be the best flyer in order to win the only parachute, huh?
RE: Legacy of Zelma: Upward Stick
02-05-2012, 05:55 AM
>Flap your hands really fast
LOOK AT THAT FORM >Make parachute of silly hat That bitch is gone, homes.
RE: Legacy of Zelma: Upward Stick
02-05-2012, 06:08 AM
>Okay, fine, use your shirt as a parachute instead.
RE: Legacy of Zelma: Upward Stick
02-05-2012, 08:31 AM
> Grab part of a cloud and use it to cushion your fall.
RE: Legacy of Zelma: Upward Stick
02-05-2012, 09:34 AM
> Crashland. Cut to several years later when Chain is being rebuilt by a shady government organisation with a view to protecting human interests.
Heaven Help Us | Make Room!!!! | I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
Hang 'Em High | The Only Hope For Me Is You | Zero Percent | Early Sunsets Over Monroeville | DESTROYA | Demolition Lovers | To The End Surrender The Night | Disenchanted | The Ghost Of You | Party Poison | Vampires Will Never Hurt You | The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You
RE: Legacy of Zelma: Upward Stick
02-05-2012, 09:52 AM
Bounce?
---- So very British / But then again | People are machines Machines are people | Oh hai there | There's no time ---- Superhero 1920s noir | Multigenre Half-Life | Changing the future | Command line interface Tu ventire felix? | Clockwork for eternity | Explosions in spacetime
RE: Legacy of Zelma: Upward Stick
02-05-2012, 01:31 PM
>Aren't y'all connected with some sort of giant flying animal?
Like a bat or somethin'? You should probably call it.
RE: Legacy of Zelma: Upward Stick
02-05-2012, 03:01 PM
Shout some magic-sounding nonsense at the ground.
RE: Legacy of Zelma: Upward Stick
02-05-2012, 11:09 PM
>You should probably call your giant flying animal
You whistle for your FLYING SQUID to come save you. The call goes unanswered.
RE: Legacy of Zelma: Upward Stick
02-05-2012, 11:38 PM
>Start composing an angry letter to the government about the lack of safety protocols - shouldn't they have somebody around to catch you in case of an emergency? Naturally you always carry a pencil and paper with you.
RE: Legacy of Zelma: Upward Stick
02-06-2012, 12:58 AM
Friendly Tornado, come by and help Chain!
RE: Legacy of Zelma: Upward Stick
02-06-2012, 01:23 AM
> Accept the inevitable.
Heaven Help Us | Make Room!!!! | I'm Not Okay (I Promise)
Hang 'Em High | The Only Hope For Me Is You | Zero Percent | Early Sunsets Over Monroeville | DESTROYA | Demolition Lovers | To The End Surrender The Night | Disenchanted | The Ghost Of You | Party Poison | Vampires Will Never Hurt You | The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You
RE: Legacy of Zelma: Upward Stick
02-06-2012, 03:14 AM
Land on the stick!
---- So very British / But then again | People are machines Machines are people | Oh hai there | There's no time ---- Superhero 1920s noir | Multigenre Half-Life | Changing the future | Command line interface Tu ventire felix? | Clockwork for eternity | Explosions in spacetime
RE: Legacy of Zelma: Upward Stick
02-06-2012, 03:50 AM
>Spread your arms and legs out to increase your wind resistance. That always works in the movies.
RE: Legacy of Zelma: Upward Stick
02-06-2012, 06:16 AM
> Time to lose weight really quickly. Try inducing vomiting.
RE: Legacy of Zelma: Upward Stick
02-06-2012, 03:01 PM
Throw your stick at the ground REAL REAL HARD.
RE: Legacy of Zelma: Upward Stick
02-06-2012, 10:15 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-06-2012, 10:19 PM by Mehgamehn.)
> Accept the inevitable.
The strings of your mortality have tautened, awaiting the cruel sweep of the reaper's blade. As you fall towards the unknown, you take a second to wonder what you will see. The great expanse of clouds have yet to yield to anyone seeking to penetrate them, and only legends speak of what is below. Will you see green, lush lands? Will you fall into the fiery openings of Hell itself? Will you just continue to fall endlessly, the sky your eternal tomb? These questions pass fleetingly in front of your mind's eye, before being replaced with the panicked screams of someone who is realizing that he is going to FUCKING DIE HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT >Bellyflop. You have made a Scientific Discovery. ((((ALSO HERE IS SOME FANART FROM G0M)))) |
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