You are a Janitor

heys guys I also get suggestions for this adventure from tumblr so if there are any commands that no one has said it's probably from there (or from me)

here's the story so far:

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You have just woken up.
What is your name?

>MONOID HOOBASTANK

No, that’s not right at all.
That’s not even the slightest sliver of right.

>ASTERICH HALZBURT

That’s better.
Now what?

>CLEAN UP THIS MESS

You’re a pretty cleanly fellow, having to clean up other peoples’ messes for a living and all. Your living quarters are pretty much spotless.
You suppose you should make your bed, though. You have a go at it.

>EXAMINE TODAY’S SCHEDULE

During the day, you go about your business and wait for the captain to notify you of any janitorial matters that may need taking care of. During the evenings, you periodically patrol the corridors, emptying rubbish bins and making sure everything is tidy for the next morning.
Since it’s daytime right now…

>GO GET BREAKFAST

You head to the food court and get a sandwich.
After getting dressed, of course.

>THOSE FLOORS AIN’T GONNA CLEAN THEMSELVES

The floors are not messy!
COMMANDS EXHAUSTED


PERSPECTIVE CHANGE

>BE THE ONE WITH THE MONITOR HEAD

You are now the one with the monitor head.
What’s your name?
>_

Dr. Conrad Morrison.

>Manuel Override.

woah I literally just found this on tumblr by chance before opening this tab

unfortunately I'm terrible at names I just wanted to tell you I think your adventure is cool

Steve Noteface

Dell Robertson

DOC-09. It's a well-known fact that "DOC" is an acronym for something, but nobody's really sure what since there you were a custom built model.

GREASEBUTT ROBOJERK

> Milligan Twothousand

> Mortem Post

Your name is MEDICUS EX MACHINA

> Doctor Postit Sharpie.

Hang on, you know you wrote it down somewhere...

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Spoilerthanks, Jacquerel!

DOC-09. It's a well-known fact that "DOC" is an acronym for something, but nobody's really sure what since there you were a custom built model.

You skip all the name entry screen crap and get straight to the sweet, sweet exposition.

Your name is DOC-09, and you are a nurse. The screen that you used as a face has long since gone kaput. Now you use sticky notes and a pen to express yourself (and be more user friendly).
Your shift has ended. You casually wave to the folks in the waiting room as you leave.

You’d better go find Asterich, you promised you’d meet up with him when you had time off work.
>_

>Now where were you supposed to meet? Was it the food court?

No, no, surely it was the morgue. Where else would you go to meet someone?

Bet he's hanging out by the break room again, that slacker.

>Call him on some sort of futuristic payphone (of the future!) to find out where he is today.

here is a bonus that's not canon (or is it???)

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hurmmm drive off in a sweet ride??? idk im bad at this stuff

Nope, sorry, that's canon

And awesome

>HEAD TO THE FOOD COURT, MAYBE HE'S EATING!

If he was, he definitely isn’t any more. (Sometimes you’re glad you don’t have a sense of smell.)

>_

DOC-09: show up and slip on...liquid.

> But isn't that him, right over there?

yeah sorry for such a small update but
I accidentally saved everything on one layer before I'd finished so I had to draw over a lot of stuff I already did just to get rid of guidelines and such

so I didn't get up to actual conversation happening
I will soon though

here's a bonus

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(Sadji your art makes my eyes happy. SO GOOD!)

DOC: get jealous of the janitors luxurious mane. Vow to discover a cure for computer baldness.

>Yearn. Yearn for the simple life of a janitor.

Collect a sample of that... fluid for the lab. Always gotta be informed of the bio/viral stuff what's going around.

(Sadji your art makes my eyes happy. SO GOOD!)

Seconding this so hard.

I'm so glad you're posting your adventure here <3