Shutdown Showdown - END GAME (?????/17 live)

Hi! I'm schazer and I love free stuff

I love free wincons, and I have free stuff. Do you want to strike a..... DEAL?

Also Vote kilozombie because Sleep Is The Enemy

SLEEP IS NOT THE ENEMY.

SLEEP FOR DAVID.

And who's David?

So many questions!

Let it be known that I am here to help. My dreamscape can bring you things good and bad-- and if you or any other thread on this forum would like my services while we are trapped here, you will simply have to ask.

who’s david

This offer of "dreamscape" is intriguing to me, and I wish to partake of it.

This offer of "dreamscape" is intriguing to me, and I wish to partake of it.

SpoilerShow

I see.

Hi! I'm schazer and I love free stuff

I love free wincons, and I have free stuff. Do you want to strike a..... DEAL?

Also Vote kilozombie because Sleep Is The Enemy

I'm Schazer and I love DEALs almost as much as I love items and giving people wincons of teamfriendliness! Tell me more!

who’s david

Answer the question, sleepmonger

[quote="Mirdini" pid='197156' dateline='1514244297']I'm Schazer and I love DEALs almost as much as I love items and giving people wincons of teamfriendliness! Tell me more!

A fact for a fact! I can indeed give you An Item, which you have the Dini Guarantee does something both fun AND mechanically relevant!

Now for my fact: does this wincon of teamfriendliness replace mine, or is it straight-up an ‘additional’ one as you claim?

I'm Schazer and here's a fact! I would very much like the item, and the wincon I give people is an additional one!

Hi! I'm Schazer and I can give people an additional wincon if theirs sucks or is unteamfriendly. Let me know if anyone's interested!

If somehow I survive the day (which honestly doesn't seem likely), can I take you up on that? I need to interact with more people than there are in the game, which... well... is kinda hard.

Hi Kieros! If you somehow survive this voting phase and also do what you can to ensure my survival, you can be added to the queue of people to be given my wincon!

Neato burrito, consider yourself item'd

Is there a Catch to receiving this Win Condition? If you die, does everyone who has it Also die?

I'm Schazer and if I die when there's people Sharing my wincondtion, then those individuals probably won't be in a great position to win at all!

That's not a threat, that's merely a quirk of who is eligible to be targeted with my win condition.

Well, the best way for anyone to survive with such a paucity of information is if nobody dies, so Vote: No Lynch. Besides I don't need to keep my joke vote on any more

I would like to vote No Lynch.

Justice will be upheld-- but bloody justice on another day.

Unvote SeaWyrm, vote No Lƶynch

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David is positive.

Vote: No Lynch

The Votes
Kieros (4) - Myeth, Robottobt, awkwardCarapace, Robust Laser
No Lynch/Lunch (8) - Gatr, Justice Watch, wiltingMyosotis, a52, Kieros, Joe Starman, kilozombie, SeaWyrm
Dedicated Abstinence (1) - Lordlyhour
kilozombie (1) - Mirdini
"Y'all'dve" (1) - Wheat

Abstaining (2) - Schazer, Superficial

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Voting Phase ends in ~15 hours, I think it's clear where this is going

Justice will be upheld-- but bloody justice on another day.

You'd best make your intentions clear, dream sower.

hey schazer i literally dont care if im alive or dead so can you grant me your wincon as well? if you end up killing me then ok thats cool too

Hi Gatr! I'm Schazer, and I'll add you to the queue.

no-lynch voting cowards

cowards, I say

well fine if we're no lynching somebody i'm going to continue to stand for the important things.

Lynch: The Knife