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<Sanzh> I'm outta her
<Whimbrel> Craftforges
<Sanzh> *here
<Agenmacy> bye sanzhy~
<XX> sanzh no
<Sanzh> son of a /bitch/ that was the worst typo I could make

<DragonFogel> Okay, I think we just give the nude samurai his pyramid and we're done.

[13:54] <XX> you hate me
[13:54] <XX> it's my eye isn't it
[13:54] <XX> it is oh my god I'm gonna go gay for everyone
[13:54] <Godbot> huh what
[13:54] <XX> I'm gonna be lesbians with the mars rover
[13:54] <XX> this is what you made me do
[13:54] <Godbot> whyyy
[13:55] <MrGuy> weh?
[13:55] <Pharmacy> quick godbot, do something before she becomes irrevocably roversexual
[13:55] * Godbot transforms into a popemobile
[13:56] <XX> that's completely not my fetish at all!
[13:56] <XX> you don't understand my needs as a woman, man, /or/ machine
[13:56] <Godbot> but it's the only thing I can transform into :<
[13:56] * Pharmacy straps on space stuff on Godbot
[13:56] <XX> not good enough
[13:57] * Pharmacy dresses Godbot like an cabaret astronaut
[13:57] <XX> god dammit pharms how did you know about my thing for sexy astronauts
[13:58] <Pharmacy> tumblr dashboard
[13:58] <XX> god dammit

<Crowstone> oh
<Crowstone> oh
<Crowstone> there's a spinny thing on the playground you sit on it
<Crowstone> and spin
<Crowstone> with gravity
<Crowstone> i sit on my fingers all the time but i don't spin
<Crowstone> when i get cold my butt keeps them worm
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The above has been paraphrased for clarity. Report all Malky sightings immediately!

<MalkyTop> disconnected
<MalkyTop> did I miss anything
<DragonFogel> Did you see Schazer being pedantic?
<Schazer> I'm just musing about my gay chicken
<Pharmacy> Gallus gallus gayus

[14:16:37] <FakeImpostor> What is the best type of sub
[14:17:03] <Chwoka> sandwich
[14:17:30] <Anomaly> nuclear
[14:17:48] <Gnauga> teacher
[14:18:01] <Schandroid> One who can untie themselves afterwards

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11:45 Crowsy nopad nopad
11:45 Crowsy have you done the pit of 10000000000000 trials?
11:46 Nopad not yet
11:46 Nopad what if there was a pedo van
11:46 Nopad like, a van that caught pedophiles
11:46 Crowsy uh
11:46 Nopad and there was a pedophilephile
11:46 Crowsy hmmm
11:47 Crowsy that would be pretty unusuall
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Fake: i wish i could just drive a monster truck while sporting
g0m: so do it
Fake: kiss girl inside the mouth
DragonFogel: I have never wished the latter.

What my line there is actually responding to:

<Fake> have you ever wished you weren't so nerdy
<Fake> or non hetero

DF It is a shame you posted that. now I put all this chapstick on my lips for nothing.

[2012-10-09 23:49:45] <Schandroid> Seedy the Composer is for serious the botc
[2012-10-09 23:49:48] <Schandroid> Ugh
[2012-10-09 23:49:59] <Schandroid> Bitchiest
[2012-10-09 23:50:13] <Sanzh> hahaha
[2012-10-09 23:50:21] <Sanzh> that was a good autocorrect
[2012-10-09 23:50:41] <Schandroid> Secret s out guys
[2012-10-09 23:50:50] <seedy> hehe
[2012-10-09 23:51:12] <Schandroid> Sorry elps i spoilersed the end of your battle
[2012-10-09 23:51:41] <Agenmori> @_@ why is this post not happening
[2012-10-09 23:51:44] <Sanzh> elpie's got a different four-letter acronym
[2012-10-09 23:52:07] <Sanzh> agent do you not know what to write
[2012-10-09 23:52:21] <Schandroid> You could say i..........
[2012-10-09 23:52:28] <Schandroid> Botched it

Oct 16 15:43:09 <PickYerPoison> finally I can see that weird fionna one
Oct 16 15:44:10 <PickYerPoison> it's like a weird adventure time fanfic
Oct 16 15:45:29 <Sanzh> uh
Oct 16 15:47:22 <PickYerPoison> wait what the
Oct 16 15:47:35 <PickYerPoison> ha
Oct 16 15:47:38 <PickYerPoison> hahaha
Oct 16 15:48:00 <PickYerPoison> oh my god how did I not see that coming

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[13:44] <Garuru> oh god
[13:44] <Garuru> now im definitely getting off

Agen: bringing you out of context quotes all day, every day.

16:53 g0m apparently romney only prepared a winning speech?
16:54 Dragonpaul if he loses he builds his own white house and plays pretend for 8 years

THIS IS WHAT AGEN GETS UP TO AT NIGHT

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 XX(~chatzilla@pool-74-97-185-171.prvdri.fios.verizon.net) has joined #grandbattle
<Agenpetra> XX~
<Agenpetra> <3
* Agenpetra is now known as Agengie|F
 Agengie|F glomps upon
<Agengie|F> XX?
 Agengie|F prods XX's prone body nervously
<Agengie|F> ;-;
<Agengie|F> XX nuuu
<Agengie|F> speak to meeee
<Agengie|F> nuuuu
<Agengie|F> nuu-
<Agengie|F> SUDDENLY A SWARM OF SHADOW
<Agengie|F> A TENTACLE OF BLACK COLD UNDEATH GRIPS THE AGENTHROAR
<Agengie|F> *agenthroat
 Agengie|F hack cough wheeze
<Agengie|F> XX
<Agengie|F> XX?.-*
 Agengie|F expires
 Agengie|F has quit (Quit: Petra is closed!)
<Agenuni> oh noooo
<Agenuni> agen nuuuu
<Agenuni> whaiii
<Agenuni> whai did you daiii
<Agenuni> this is a tragedy of extreme proportions
<Agenuni> someone call
<Agenuni> THE EXISTENTIAL POLICE
<Agenuni> and then
* You are now known as Agenpolice
<Agenpolice> WE MAY OR MAY NOT BE THE EXISTENTIAL POLICE
<Agenpolice> AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
<Agenpolice> I SEE WE HAVE A DEAD AGEN
<Agenpolice> THEN SURELY
<Agenpolice> YOU CANNOT BE AGEN!
* You are now known as Agenuni
<Agenuni> but noooo existential police
<Agenuni> i am agen!
<Agenuni> for reals!
* You are now known as Agenpolice
<Agenpolice> DOHOHOHOHO
<Agenpolice> DO YOU EXPECT US TO BELIEVE THAT!
<Agenpolice> AGEN IS CLEARLY DEAD!
* You are now known as Agenuni
<Agenuni> but officers!
* You are now known as Agenpolice
<Agenpolice> OBVIOUSLY IF YOU ARE AGEN
<Agenpolice> YOU ARE DEAD
<Agenpolice> AGEN = DEAD
<Agenpolice> DON'T ARGUE
<Agenpolice> SORTING OUT THESE EXISTENTIAL GHOSTS IS OUR JOB
* You are now known as Agenuni
<Agenuni> nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
 Agenuni curls up, wracked with sobbles
* You are now known as Agenpolice
<Agenpolice> VERY WELL
<Agenpolice> AS YOU ARE PENITENT
<Agenpolice> WE WILL ONLY GRANT YOU THE LITTLE DEATH
<Agenpolice> BRING THE MAGIC WAND
 Agenpolice bops agen on the head
* You are now known as Agenight
 Agenight is away: UNTIL NEXT TIME, SLEEPY AGEN.

I still laugh whenever I think about this

15:39 MrGuy What's wrong with pizza, Schazer
15:39 Schazer what's wrong with pizza is that for you dorks someone else's pizza is what's wrong with pizza
15:39 Schazer you lot argued for like
15:39 Schazer twenty fucking minutes about whether it's a cardinal fucking sin to stick one in the microwave
15:40 RobustLaser (it is)
15:40 Granolaman only tiny pizza snacks get microwaved, or reheated leftovers
15:40 Godbot I think they were arguing about whether it's a sin because they were using a bible instead of a plate
15:40 MrGuy schazer is right
15:40 MrGuy I say let's form unitarian pizzaversalism
15:41 MrGuy cold and warm, crispy and soft, deep-dish and thin-crust united in harmony
15:41 PickYerPoison guy you said pizza was a frozen treat
15:41 PickYerPoison I'm not siding with you on anything pizza-related
15:41 MrGuy It can be a frozen treat! >:I

And then I watched this:

I'm eating microwaved pizza right now

I'm eating microwaved pizza right now

i thought you were from britain, not the BOWELS OF HELL

I will punch

All of you

If only we had a dedicated thread for fighting about pizza.

21:09 FakeImpostor: Guys how come people get so worked up over an ice cream pokemon when there is a pokemon that is literally a pile of eggs
21:10 Jacquerel: I don't know
21:10 Chwoka: does it evolve into mayo
21:10 Jacquerel: it evolves into a palm tree + coconuts
21:11 Chwoka: what?!
21:11 Chwoka: is there an implication that coconuts are just tree eggs
21:11 Jacquerel: you're clearly no evolutionary biologist
21:11 Chwoka: i mean, that metaphor works for every type of nut EXCEPT coconuts

Not so amusing on its own but then it was followed by

22:43 *** theFoot joined #eagletime
22:43 Fake: thefoot what is the best designed pokemon
22:50 theFoot: The palm tree with eggs as fruit and the eggs have faces

[17:55] * Loather (~chatzilla@c-98-197-194-230.hsd1.tx.comcast.net) has joined #eagletime
[17:55] <Loather> Hello
[17:57] <DragonFogel> Greetings.
[17:58] <Loather> How do I properly respond to greetings
[17:59] <DragonFogel> Well, I accept cash.

<Schazer> Agen :>

/me COGNITIVE DISSONANCE

And on the flip side of cognitive dissonance:

<NotTheAuthor> Knifey knifey