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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:44 PM
Newly empowered, Brad senses an approaching spirit.
"NO GHOSTS" he yells, dissipating Conway's mount.
Dracula's coat begins to tear.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:45 PM
Through one of the holes, a breeze picks up.
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06-25-2012, 09:46 PM
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Spoileri don't know why i keep doing these spoilers; you know the deal
"NO LET ME SING YOUR PRAISES
BOB LOVES TREES
BOB LOVES TREES
TRYING TO STOP THE DRACULINITY"
"draculinity isn't a word"
"i am POSTMODERN"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:46 PM
"Okay fuck subtlety the universe is ending." Baskerville unleased all 99 clones. "Just swarm 'em or something! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:46 PM
Dracula called upon his blade, Swagbane, and struck Willow. The girl fell next to a tear in spacetime. Quoth her dad, "Shit just got real."
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06-25-2012, 09:47 PM
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"If you want my love you'll have to earn it!"
"FUSE WITH US!"
Then they punched clones at Dracula.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:49 PM
"Alright fuck it, this calls for something ballsy."
Conway dived right into the hole in the universe, and technically didn't exist for a bit.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:50 PM
The torn fabric apparently counted as a cell phone signal. Text to will Smith: "hi dad, in battl 2 deth, wont b home 4 dinnr xoxo <3"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:50 PM
"..thanksalot nowsaveus..."
WHAM!
A struck clone was thrown into Loquacious and knocked him out the window.
"Damn! So close!"
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06-25-2012, 09:50 PM
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SpoilerI AM TIMES NOW
and then, in his folly distraction
with
bob
he sees his willow
struck down
and runs to her
holds her
in his spindly arms
i love you
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:51 PM
The wind knew the flair of the dramatic, and began sluicing into every crevice.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:52 PM
A vast wave of jerks crashed into the room! "Fuckin' CHHHARGE I guess." Super Dracs was washed away with broken glass and hipster shades.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:54 PM
For a moment, Conway was everything.
And then, he was nothing again.
And then he was Conway, but holding a harpoon made of negative space.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:54 PM
The hole in space and time flowed; a seething maelstrom bled into the air around its edge.
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06-25-2012, 09:55 PM
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SpoilerOKAY FIVE MINUTES LEFT OF THIS ROUND, SORRY AGEN I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ELIM YOU FOR INACTIVITY.
LETS START THIS ROUND TOWARDS A CONCLUSION.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:56 PM
Bob got out of Brad wielding his Pensword, MIGHTY.
"I challenge you Nega-Harpoon Wilder."
"HIYAAAA"
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:56 PM
"Uh... Fo sho. Thanks, I guess." This homie creeped her out so bad, like for real. And then some trippin' foo' wind slammed the door shut.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:56 PM
"Can glass even kill a vampire?"
Wading through a sea of shattered limbs, Brad set off in pursuit.
During the chaos, Percy was bitten!
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:58 PM
Loquacious was shocked! If the nega-harpoon and the pensword collided, surely it would mean disaster!
He had to act now.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:58 PM
Meanwhile Baskerville Prime just hung around with some ghosts, drinking ghost coke zero. "Man I love having my clones do everything for me."
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:59 PM
The wind slowed, and died.
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 09:59 PM
The maddening air was bad. A disaster was exactly what he needed to make it on. He collided the negaharpoon with the pensword!
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06-25-2012, 10:00 PM
The..
The wind...
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 10:00 PM
“Woah that was cool, now do that again but somewhere else.”
And then they were some kind alien hive… IN SPACE!
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RE: The Grand Tweet II: Round One: Haunted Mansion
06-25-2012, 10:01 PM
Oh good it worked.
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