Chester Mafia Requiem: CHEST IN PEACE

YUM> BURGER
GLUGGLUG> BEER

I glare intensely at Jaq, though not intensely enough to really have it count as an action just enough because my chesterdamn pockets.

WELP THERE GOES MA SCHAZER PLANS DARN.



Anybody want some soup?

> oh yeah gotta vote

MIRDINI IM CALLIN YOU OUT WHY WERE YOU SO BUDDY BUDDY WOTH SCHAZER AND NOW DEAD. Scum face

> vote: MIRDINI

*Jacquerel points frantically at BTP and then the large, bristled wooden pole that is lodged in his mouth, repeating several times for emphasis.
Then he pantomimes drawing a knife across his own throat and glares back*

> VOTE btp

Eat dat burger
Drink that soda
Vote dat mirdini
converse dat mirdini

CHESTER MORTALS I RETURN TO YOU
HAIL ME

Jacquerel bows at the feet of Chester Solaris

AAAAAAAAAAH
SNAAAAAAAAKES
CHESTEREL MORTAL
ATTACK THE SNAKES IN MY NAME

Nooo! The snakes are our friends! They are all part of the great biosphere that makes our wonderful planet!

THE SIGN SAYS WE ARE TO BEWARE THEM
THAT MEANS THAT THEY ARE GOING TO KILLS US

> USE smartsnake Solaris

>EAT Twinkie
>DRINK Soda and keep the bottle

Morning guys. So, does anyone want to own up to leaving an occupational survey outside my tent last night?

Oh, and Vote: Jac because this broomstick is clearly a sign that he's a witch!

Oh yeah! I hate witches! Also a SNAKE!

Also I'm still giving jaq DA GLARE, which requires being pretty close to him so I guess my shoes are a little wet.
Vote: Jaq

DRINK BEER
DEVOUR TWINKIE
CONVERSE WITH FOGEL

DRINK BEER
EAT DAY OLD HALF-STEAK
ALSO CONVERSE WITH FOGEL
LYNCH CHESTERBLUE

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But why chesterblooded, why?! I assure you I've got credentials!

wasn't certified, they said, too obsessed with nature, they said...

JAQ HERE is clearly overpowered and FILLED WITH CONTRABAND and has fragrantly disregarded respect for Chester private property and should be murdered today instantly. I emplore all TRUE CHESTERS to end the reign of this broom mongering pick pocketing AP hog.

>Eat twinkie
>Eat twinkie

Now I only have one AP left, so I'll use it the best way possible.

>Attempt to break Jac's broomstick in two.

Drink water (I'm a waterbottle!!!!!!!!)
Eat soup

Check out the hot, local chesters. Hey there, chests. How's it going?

Check to see if anyone left me a secret admirer note ;). Hope I don't use all my AP readin' 'em all!

VOTE: WATETBOTTLES FOR MAKING ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE WITH HER SEDUCTION

> Eat Soup
> Drink Beer

> Use PocketPilot Steve

I think you just aren't chester enough.

Is anyone here chester enough?? I highly doubt it. I doubt any of you are even chesters.

Do you wanna talk about it?

>CONVERSE chesterbottles