Almondquest

You examine the VIDEO GAMES. They're cool and you love them.

You EXIT the BEDROOM. You're now in the DINING ROOM, which is also kind of connected to the OFFICE and LIVING ROOM? You know that whole multiple-rooms-in-one thing because it's a big room?

You see a TABLE, COUCH, and DESK. To your left is the KITCHEN. To your right are the LIVING ROOM, STAIRS, and FRONT DOOR. Behind you is the BEDROOM.

TO THE DESK

Retrieve FOOD from the FRIDGE in the KITCHEN.

it's been a long day! pass out on the couch

You go to the DESK. There is a COMPUTER, LAMP, and ROUTER on it.

You examine the doorway to the KITCHEN. It leads to the KITCHEN. Are you sure you want to EXIT the DINING ROOM/OFFICE?

Your ENERGY is too high to SLEEP!

YES. EXIT the DINING ROOM.

Make haste from this...... DROFFICE.

Hurry up and make some eats so we can activate these dang almonds already

You enter the KITCHEN. And apparently instead of examining it you go straight to the FRIDGE ok.

There is no food in the FRIDGE. Just various DRINKS and SAUCES. Oh and some cheese.

Retrieve ALMOND MILK and CHEESE.

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Acquire drink, examine KITCHEN for CUPBOARDS and other FOOD-VAULTS.

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drink apple juice and put apple sauce on your apples. I mean fries.

Instead of updating, protagonist appears to have fallen asleep on the kitchen floor

agentblue confirmed stalker and new author of almondquest.

You are now AGEN.

You have just become the de facto author of Almondquest [name change pending]. You are currently at UNIVERSITY, sitting in front of your LAPTOP. The AUTHORSHIP POWER runs through your veins, making them all sorts of tingly.

What will you do?

Weather through hecklers yelling at you to make your own damn thread

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make your own damn thread!!

You end up coming back to this thread the next day. There are various reactions to your coup, including one banishment - luckily abjurements these days are a joke, and Hawkspace isn't even a particularly attractive plane of existence, so you keep on keeping on.

You also post a drawing.

You ignore the repeated invocations for the original author. Whoever they are, they don't seem to be coming back.

...actually, you might be able to put together a summoning! You know the Eagle Time Forums, which you are currently browsing, have just initiated a low-level backup of every single post, in order to prevent the sad fate that has befallen other fora. With the massive electronic potential energy generated by the temporal displacement of thousands of posts, you could ostensibly create a vortex that shows this 'Almond' that their adventure requires attention and updates! All you need to do is make the first post after this update has occurred...

*joins in chanting*

al-mond. al-mond. Al-mond! Al-mond! AL-MOND! AL-MOND!

moved to hawkspace

ok i have almond milk

say hello on-line to good loather

You don't see any SPOILS so you just have some almond milk.

Nutty.