Sheep: the RESHEEPENING (Round 9: Pokemon Reverse Sheep QUESTIONS CLOSED)

I'd like to play the shearing next. I don't know whether or not I'd be on board for another round of video sheep because in this round the questions didn't feel quite as much fun as the last one and I wonder if you don't need to take a longer break between the two so you can make a crop of more unique and interesting categories. I don't know, it feels like doing it again so soon might make it feel a bit less special is I guess what I'm getting at. Maybe I'm thinking too much about a silly internet game?

Maybe I just don't think video games like I used to.

1v1 Hentai Fighters: g0m (lying)

NO EDITORIALIZING

1v1 Hentai Fighters: g0m (lying)

NO EDITORIALIZING

I'm just saying I gave you an inch by letting you lie on one question and you took a mile of uncensored anime pantypunching

There is probably a case for arguing that yes, you can get away with murdering other people with white male privilege both in video games and in real life

Re-relevant since it's Trans Day of Visibility

Okay okay okay, get ready for THE RETURN OF THE SHEARING *bzzz* *bzzz*

First, a refresher on the basic rules of THE SHEARING:

1: Your goal is to get the Sheep Answer (The answer that is said the most) on every question. If you do not get the Sheep Answer, you have your Wool SHEARED, which means you are OUT. But is that all there is to your game? More on that in the NEW TWIST segment.

2: The answers of "Sheared" sheep still matter. Even if there are only two Sheep left unsheared, the Sheep Answer is still the most said answer of all Sheep, sheared or otherwise.

3: The win condition of the game is to be the Last Sheep with Wool. The game stops the moment only one Sheep has Wool, or we run out of questions.

I bolded Wool for a reason, because in this round, Wool is an ITEM!!! Which leads us to...

NEW TWIST SEGMENT!!!

Okay, so, a big problem with all Sheep games is that, somewhere in the middle of each round, a good portion of people know they probably won't win. This problem is taken to its extreme in THE SHEARING, which is straight up elimination. So, in this round, there's gonna be a little extra thing that can get you back into the game, and that thing is Wool. Here's how it works:

Every player starts with one coat of Wool, which is of course, your all-natural sheep-business. If you give a Non-Sheep Answer, you have your Wool sheared off. Every time you give the Sheep Answer, the old farmhand gives you a rub of some good ol' Wool Growth Ointment. After FIVE (5) rubs of Wool Growth Ointment, you get a new coat of Wool! But watch out! If you do not have any Wool, and you give a Non-Sheep Answer, you get infested with Itchy Pests, who cause you to scratch very hard and make it impossible to put the Ointment on. On the opposite end, though, if you already have Wool and give the Sheep Answer, you get an EVEN FLUFFIER coat of Wool that has to be sheared twice!

Okay, okay, silly stupid flavor bullcrap, what does this actually mean, ruleswise.

For every 5 questions you give the Sheep Answer to, depending on your gamestate:

A: If you have Wool already, you get another set. Not giving the Sheep Answer only loses you one set of Wool, so having multiple sets means you can survive a misstep.

B: If you have no Wool and no Itchy Pests, you get a set of Wool, which means you are back in the game and able to win.

C: If you have Itchy Pests, you cannot gain any Wool and are out of the game completely. You get Itchy Pests by giving a Non-Sheep Answer while having no Wool.

Unlike the last round of THE SHEARING, not giving the Sheep Answer loses your Wool no matter what (You'll remember we had co-champions because of the rule that you can't be Sheared if nobody unsheared got the Sheep Answer). If we have a situation where the game ends and nobody has Wool or multiple players have Wool, the player(s) who had the most Sheep Answers wins.

So, without further ado, here are you THE SHEARING QUESTIONS:

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1: What is the most popular tabletop RPG?
2: What Pokemon has been used the most to defeat Brock (The Strongest Gym Leader)?
3: True or False: The world is pretty good right now.*
4: What is the healthiest thing to drink?
5: What North American country has the coolest flag?
6: Name something you put in your ears.
7: Name a song that's entire point is to teach you how to do a particular dance.
8: What do you wear on your feet when at home?
9: What's the most common edible plant grown in a civilian's garden?
10: What is a negative effect of a big snowfall?
11: What is something you use a sheet of paper for, that does not involve writing?
12: What is the funniest "curse word replacement" (I.E. a "PG" version of a curse word)?
13: What mythical character were you glad to find out wasn't real?
14: Okay, this one has gone unanswered long enough. What IS your favorite vowel?
15: Where would you go if you were a ghost for a day?

And as always, please do not post answers in this thread, and please use this format to send them to me in PM.

And by "use this format" I mean please copy and paste these numbers into a PM and then put your answers next to them. Do not use the "insert numbered list" option, because it does not let me copy and paste the numbers alongside your answers, which is the kind of thing I really like being able to do.

And also, if you want to make any comments on a particular answer, be it funny or serious, please put them on the bottom of your PM, away from your answer sheet. This also hinders my ability to easily copy and paste your answers, a thing that really helps me out when sorting through everyone's answers.

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Happy Sheeping!

*Round 8 and this is my first True/False question. Pretty proud of myself. In Regular and Reverse Sheep, these things are complete game-changers in the worst way, artificially siphoning points one way or another. At least in early "The Shearing" questions, where there's supposed to be super-limited answers, the worst it is is unimaginative.

Gah okay fine I'm in

Slorange, would you be up for...

POKEMON-THEMED REVERSE SHEEP!?!?!?!?!

Cause that's Round 9 I'm making it official.

yesssssssss

QUESTIONS ARE CLOSED

Reveal not happening today, but maybe tomorrow?????

But Mehgamehn... tomorrow is opposite day

But Mehgamehn... tomorrow is opposite day

Oh no, what a series of unfortunate events by lemony snicket

(Reveal probably in an about an hour)

UH HERE WE GO

CHOO-CHOO CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

1: What is the most popular tabletop RPG?

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Wait a minute, wrong game.

Uh, well, everybody said DnD. Moving on.

Note: btp said Blastoise and I gave him credit for Squirtle because I'm pretty sure that's what he meant.

If not, man. Spending a bit too much time preparing for Brock there bro.

2: What Pokemon has been used the most to defeat Brock (The Strongest Gym Leader)?

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Squirtle (14): Ixcaliber, Gatr, Akumu, Lankie, Solaris, Mirdini, a52, Reyweld, btp, Receer6, Wheat, Robust Laser, Pick Yer Poison, Schazer
Bulbasaur (6): Crowstone, g0m, Coldblooded, Shredded, Whimbrel, bigro

GOT DAT METAL CLAW THO:
Charmander: AgentBlue

Wool:
Ixcaliber
Gatr
Akumu
Lankie
Solaris
Mirdini
a52
Reyweld
btp
Reecer6
Wheat
Robust Laser
Pick Yer Poison
Schazer
Naked:
Coldblooded
Whimbrel
bigro
Shredded
AgentBlue
Crowstone
g0m
Itchin' summin' fierce:

EDIT:

Pfft nevermind

I don't think anyone's failed as bad as me yet

I don't think anyone's failed as bad as me yet

SURPRISE!

3: True or False: The world is pretty good right now.

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False (16): Ixcaliber, Gatr, AgentBlue, Solaris, Mirdini, Crowstone, a52, Reecer6, g0m, Wheat, Robust Laser, Shredded, Pick Yer Poison, Whimbrel, bigro, Schazer
True (5): Akumu, Lankie, Reyweld, btp, Coldblooded


Wool:
Ixcaliber
Gatr
Solaris
Mirdini
a52
Reecer6
Wheat
Robust Laser
Pick Yer Poison
Schazer
Naked:
Whimbrel
bigro
Shredded
AgentBlue
Crowstone
g0m
Akumu
Lankie
Reyweld
btp
Itchin' summin' fierce:
Coldblooded

4: What is the healthiest thing to drink?

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Water (15): Gatr, AgentBlue, Akumu, Lankie, Mirdini, Crowstone, a52, btp, Reecer6, g0m, Wheat, Coldblooded, Shredded, bigro, Schazer
Smoothie (2): Reyweld, Robust Laser,
Milk (2): Solaris, Pick Yer Poison

POUNDING ONE BACK:
Protein Shake: Whimbrel
Fruit Juice: Ixcaliber

Wool:
Gatr
Mirdini
a52
Reecer6
Wheat
Schazer
Naked:
bigro
Shredded
AgentBlue
Crowstone
g0m
Akumu
Lankie
btp
Ixcaliber
Robust Laser
Pick Yer Poison
Solaris
Itchin' summin' fierce:
Coldblooded
Reyweld
Whimbrel

ONE(1) rub of Wool Growth Ointment
TWO(2) rubs of Wool Growth Ointment

5: What North American country has the coolest flag?

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USA (9): Gatr, Solaris, Crowstone, Reecer6, g0m, Robust Laser, Coldblooded, Pick Yer Poison, bigro
Canada (8): AgentBlue, Lankie, Mirdini, a52, Reyweld, btp, Shredded, Whimbrel
Mexico (2): Akumu, Wheat

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN
Barbados (1): Ixcaliber
Jamaica (1): Schazer

GATR and RECEER6 gain a new set of Wool!

Wool:
Gatr (2)
Reecer6 (2)
Naked:
bigro
Crowstone
g0m
Robust Laser
Pick Yer Poison
Solaris
Mirdini
a52
Wheat
Schazer
Itchin' summin' fierce:
Coldblooded
Reyweld
Whimbrel
AgentBlue
Lankie
btp
Shredded
Akumu
Ixcaliber

"My goodness, Agensheep," said ole Farmer Mehg, "You've got the itchy pests summat fierce! Yer wool ain't no good to me no more. Don't you worry, I'll make sure you stop itchin' right soon. LAURA! GET MY RIFLE! AND WARM UP THE MUTTON OVEN!"

6: Name something you put in your ears.

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(Ear)buds/plugs/phones (16): Ixcaliber, Gatr, Agentblue, Akumu, Lankie, Solaris, Crowstone, a52, Reyweld, Receer6, Wheat, Robust Laser, Coldblooded, Pick Yer Poison, bigro, Schazer
Q-tip/Cotton Swab* (4): Mirdini, btp, g0m, Whimbrel

DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR IT:
Finger: Shredded

bigro, Crowstone, Robust Laser, Pick Yer Poison, Solaris, a52, Wheat, and Schazer all gain a new set of Wool!
Wool:
Gatr (2)
Reecer6 (2)
bigro
Crowstone
Robust Laser
Pick Yer Poison
Solaris
a52
Wheat
Schazer
Naked:
Itchin' summin' fierce:
Coldblooded
Reyweld
Whimbrel
AgentBlue
Lankie
btp
Shredded
Akumu
Ixcaliber
g0m
Mirdini

7: Name a song that's entire point is to teach you how to do a particular dance.

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Hokey Pokey (9): Akumu, Crowstone, Reecer6, g0m, Wheat, Robust Laser, Coldblooded, Shredded, Pick Yer Poison
Macarena (4): AgentBlue, Lankie, Reyweld, Schazer
Cha-Cha Slide (2): btp, Whimbrel
Time Warp (2): Ixcaliber, bigro

SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME:
Safety Dance: Gatr
Electric Boogaloo: Solaris
Chicken Dance: Mirdini
Electric Slide: a52

Wool:
Reecer6 (2)
Gatr
Crowstone
Robust Laser
Pick Yer Poison
Wheat
Naked:
bigro
Solaris
a52
Schazer
Itchin' summin' fierce:
Coldblooded
Reyweld
Whimbrel
AgentBlue
Lankie
btp
Shredded
Akumu
Ixcaliber
g0m
Mirdini

"Laura, that sure does smell good! Will that agenflesh be ready for dinnertime?"

8: What do you wear on your feet when at home?

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Socks (14): Akumu, Lankie, Solaris, Crowstone, a52, Reyweld, btp, Wheat, Robust Laser, Coldblooded, Shredded, Pick Yer Poison, Whimbrel, Schazer
Nothing (5): Ixcaliber, AgentBlue, Mirdini, Reecer6, bigro

RIGHT TO BEAR FEET:
Shoes: Gatr
Slippers: g0m

Wool:
Reecer6
Crowstone
Robust Laser
Pick Yer Poison
Wheat
Naked:
Solaris
a52
Schazer
Gatr
Itchin' summin' fierce:
Coldblooded
Reyweld
Whimbrel
AgentBlue
Lankie
btp
Shredded
Akumu
Ixcaliber
g0m
Mirdini
bigro

"Yes, my dear Farmer Mehg! The agenmeat is just crisping up nicely in the oven, but could you also pick some of the rosemary from the herb garden?"