5th Mystery Game: Heroes

In this game, anyone who posts gets 30 gold to spend on various heroes. Heroes may be sent to battle, which will earn them exp and maybe other rewards(if they survive)! Don't get too attached to your heroes, it is extremely likely at least some of them will die!

Each player can only have 10 heroes in one battle(for my management), but can be in as many battles as they like(battles will be resolved instantly[as in not turn based])!

THE ONLY LIMIT TO TOTAL HEROES IS YOUR POCKETSES (of gold)!!!!

Graveyard

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SpoilerOverview: Shredded(4 dead), Schazer(2 dead), Credit(2 dead)

Spartridge Quailupon; killed by [wild miner] (LV 2, Schazer)
Spartridge Bokmakierie IV; Murdered by Farmer Churningson (LV 1, Credit)
Farmer Bob; Murdered by Farmer Churningson (LV 1, Shredded)
=Here lies: Farmer Ben, who died from Farmer Patty's stabby pitchfork (LV 1, Credit)= {2 GP}
Ratfolk Frutti; died from Ratfolk Wrapper's vicious bite (LV 1, Schazer)
Ratfolk Wrapper: died from Ratfolk Please Recycle's sharp claws (LV 1, Shredded)
Farmer Billy: died from Ratfolk Frutti's lethal bite (LV 1, Shredded)
Farmer Joey; died from Ratfolk Please Recycle's fierce bite (LV 1, Shredded)

All Players and their Heroes
Loather (0 GP):

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SpoilerFarmer Tom: 3 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Farmer Patty: 5 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, 3/20)
Farmer Billy-bob: 2 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Farmer Ruth: 4 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Farmer Carl: 5 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Farmer Hannah: 4 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, 2/20)
Farmer Gracie: 5 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Farmer Norick: 2 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Farmer Larry: 2 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, 1/20)
Farmer Debbie: 3 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Farmer Susan: 5 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Farmer Bartholomew: 2 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Farmer Kathy: 3 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Farmer Their: 4 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Farmer George: 5 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)

Schazer (2 GP):

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SpoilerRatfolk Contains: 26 Health, 6-12 Damage (LV 19, 11/20)
Ratfolk Please Recycle: 24 Health, 4-12 Damage (LV 18, 11/20)
Ratfolk Drink©: 18 Health, 4-12 Damage (LV 14, 9/20)
Ratfolk Ingredients: 14 Health, 4-6 Damage (LV 11, 13/20)
Footman Stiletto: 2 Health, 0-1 Damage (LV 1, 1/20)
Miner Mad Bank: 5 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Miner Greenbacks: 6 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)

Shredded (3 GP):

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SpoilerFloaty Pearl: 6 Health, (1-15)^-1 Damage (LV 3, 8/20)
Floaty Lusitania: 5 Health, (1-15)^-1 Damage (LV 3, 8/20)
Floaty Schooner: 5 Health, (1-14)^-1 Damage (LV 3, 8/20)
Floaty Cruiser: 5 Health, (1-14)^-1 Damage (LV 3, 8/20)
Floaty Bluenose: 4 Health, (1-15)^-1 Damage (LV 3, 8/20)
Floaty Titanic: 4 Health, (1-16)^-1 Damage (LV 3, 8/20)
Floaty S.S.: 6 Health, (1-16)^-1 Damage (LV 3, 8/20)
Floaty Carp: 5 Health, (1-15)^-1 Damage (LV 3, 8/20)
Miner Urist: 6 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1, 1/20)
Miner Bomrek: 6 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Farmer Gustave: 4 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Ratfolk Reese's: 8 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Ratfolk Spam: 4 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1, 8/20)

ICan'tGiveCredit (4 GP):

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SpoilerFloaty Dingy: 41 Health, (1-30)^-1 Damage (LV 27, 16/20)
Floaty Bounty: 40 Health, (1-28)^-1 Damage (LV 27, 16/20)
Miner Frank: 5 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Miner Coalbeard: 6 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Ratfolk Peanut Free: 7 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)

Bigro (10 GP):

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SpoilerFarmer Churningson: 102 Health, 19-53 Damage, +1 Gold to winner (LV 69, 7/20) (Bounty: 9 GP)

AgentBlue (30 GP):

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Spoilernope

C.H.W.O.K.A. (30 GP):

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Spoilernone

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HEROES FOR SALE

Farmer ~ 2 GP each, +1 GP per extra level

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SpoilerDirt cheap, yet weak in health and damage.
Health (Lv 1): ~3
Damage (Lv 1): 1-2
LV 10 boon: +1 Gold for winner of battle
LV 100 boon: +7 Health Regen
LV 1000 boon: +1500 Health
LV 10000 boon: ?

Miner ~ 8 GP each, +4 GP per extra level

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SpoilerGenerates income, yet weak and grants enemy income on defeat.
Health (Lv 1): ~6
Damage (Lv 1): 1-3
Income: 1 GP.
LV 10 boon: +3 Income
LV 100 boon: +16 Income
LV 1000 boon: +80 Income; +50-75 damage
LV 10000 boon: ?

Ratfolk ~ 6 GP each, +3 GP per extra level

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SpoilerSummons rats, but is very weak. Smells awful.
Health (Lv 1): ~6
Damage (Lv 1): 1-3
LV 10 boon: +smelly, +stronger rats
LV 100 boon: +stronger rats, +poisonous Rats
LV 1000 boon: +stronger rats, +more rats
LV 10000 boon: ?

Spartridge ~ 6 GP each, +2 GP per extra level

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SpoilerHonourable. Level fast. Initially weak. Will not kill enemies or collect gold.
Health (Lv 1): ~6
Damage (Lv 1): 0 - 2
LV 10 boon: +can fight allies
LV 100 boon: +fly, +grants experience to fellow Spartridges
LV 1000 boon: +grants experience to fellow Heroes, +forces enemies to retreat
LV 10000 boon: ?

Floaty ~ 1 GP each, +1 GP per extra level

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SpoilerCannot be attacked by melee heroes. Extremely weak, damage gets worse as they level. Ranged.
Health (Lv 1): ~2 Health
Damage (Lv 1): (1-12)^-1
LV 10 boon: +instantly kill a target floaty with less than 1 health remaining
LV 100 boon: +must be killed with damage equal to remaining health (with 10% error)
LV 1000 boon: +damage increased by 1% of targets remaining health
LV 10000 boon: ?

Footman ~ 4 GP each, +2 GP per level

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SpoilerWeak. +1 initiative to all of your heroes (in the same battle).
Health (Lv 1): ~4
Damage (Lv 1): 0-1
LV 10 boon: +1 initiative to all of your heroes (in the same battle)
LV 100 boon: +3 initiative to all of your heroes (in the same battle)
LV 1000 boon: +Exodus Ability
LV 10000 boon: ?

Have your own Hero Ideas become buyable, now only: 1st two players to enter a battle (together) with ten heroes each

Have your own Hero Ideas become buyable, now only: 20 GP

i will buy 15 farmers. i am not sending them into battle, so i can buy that many. they are going to live peacefully and grow pumpkins

Done. Check the OP to view your heroes.

5 ratfolk for me! Plz name them after words you might find on discarded packaging, then send two into battle.

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Yes to above question. Schazer, your ratfolk are done.

Schazer sends Ratfolk Frutti and Contains into the fray! They encountered no enemy heroes, instead finding 2 Overly Large Cockraches!

~Schazer~
Ratfolk Frutti: 5 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Ratfolk Contains: 8 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)

~Wilds~
Roach Hll'wrld: 3/3 Health, 0-1 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Roach Sw'tth: 7/7 Health, 0-1 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)

FIGHT: (in future I will display these differently/not at all(?))

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SpoilerRoach Hll'wrld and Roach Sw'tth bite Ratfolk Frutti.
Ratfolk Frutti summons a rat friend!
Ratfolk Contains and Rat Friend #1 attack Roach Sw'tth! They look injured.
Roach Hll'wrld bites Rat Friend #1. Rat Friend looks near Death!
Roach Sw'tth bites Contains.
Ratfolk Frutti bites Hll'wrld
Ratfolk Contains and Rat Friend #1 tail whip Sw'tth, who is pummelled to death!
Roach Hll'wrld bites Frutti.
Frutti crushes Hll'wrld's body.

Combat has end, Friendly rat leaves.

3 GP is gained. There were no casualties.

Hmm does health recover between fights?

Either way I'd like to redeem my Hero Idea voucher for: Spartridges. Modestly priced and initially weak, they can't kill enemies and have no interest in gold, but get bonus EXP instead.

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Spartridges are complete. Shredded heroes are complete.

Contains, Please Recycle, and Frutti, to battle!

i buy one farmer, farmer ben, and i make him send death threats to loather's farmers

someone has to disturb the peace, and today it's farmer ben

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Can I buy gold with microtransactions

Schazer sends out Ratfolk Contains, Please Recycle, and Frutti. They encounter Shredded heroes: Farmers Billy, Bob, Joey, and Ratman Wrapper.

Schazer
Ratfolk Frutti: 5 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1, <12/20)
Ratfolk Contains: 8 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1, <4/20)
Ratfolk Please Recycle: 7 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1, <10/20)

Shredded
Ratfolk Wrapper: 4 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1, <6/20)
Farmer Billy: 3 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, <2/20)
Farmer Bob: 4 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, <5/20)
Farmer Joey: 3 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, <2/20)

Combat Summary(just the exciting parts):

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SpoilerFarmer Bob is moving fastest!
Ratfolk Please Recycle summoned a rat!
Farmer Joey kills the rat!
Ratfolk Contains summoned a rat!
Ratfolk Please Recycle killed Farmer Joey!
Ratfolk Frutti killed Farmer Billy!
Ratfolk Wrapper killed Ratfolk Frutti!
Farmer Bob flees from the combat at low health!
Ratfolk Please Recycle has killed Ratfolk Wrapper!

Combat has ended.

There were 4(5) casualties. Shredded is awarded 8 GP. Schazer is awarded 10 GP.

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Credit's Farmer Ben begins heckling Loather's other farmers. They charge, pitchforks in hand.

Credit
Farmer Ben: 5 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)

Loather
Farmer Tom: 3 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Farmer Patty: 5 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, <3/20)
Farmer Billy-bob: 2 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Farmer Ruth: 4 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Farmer Carl: 5 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Farmer Hannah: 4 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, <2/20)
Farmer Gracie: 5 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Farmer Norick: 2 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)
Farmer Larry: 2 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, <1/20)
Farmer Debbie: 3 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, 0/20)

Battle Highlights:

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SpoilerFarmer Larry is moving fastest! Notably, Farmer Ben is a close second.
Farmer Patty kills Farmer Ben.

Combat is over.

There was 1 casualty. Loather is awarded 2 GP.

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Bigro now has a super farmer, having spent all their money on that one hero.

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Give me real life dollars and I will give in game $$$$ (and a photo of me staring at you, blankly)


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Shredded earns 2 GP from their miners.

Gonna buy a Miner called Mad Bank, then send Contains, Please Recycle, and Drink© to battle.

oh. whoops. oh well.

I buy 2 miners that marry and have a child. I then have that child send death threats to schazer's miners.

it will probably contain spelling errors and name-calling like "yoo are a stinky poo-face"

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My farmers use their meager winnings to give Ben a proper burial before returning to work

My farmers use their meager winnings to give Ben a proper burial before returning to work

and yet you fail to bring patty to justice

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teenage mutant ninja farmers????

teenage mutant ninja farmers????

a team of all splinters

Schazer sends Ratfolk Contains, Please Recycle, and Drink© to battle. The wilds fight back.

Schazer
Ratfolk Contains: 8 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1, <53/20)
Ratfolk Please Recycle: 7 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1, <47/20)
Ratfolk Drink©: 5 Health, 1-3 Damage (LV 1, <29/20)

Wilds
Floaty Skipper: 3 Health, (1-12)^-1 Damage (LV 1, <34/20)
Floaty Minnow: 2 Health, (1-12)^-1 Damage (LV 1, <34/20)
Floaty Pearch: 2 Health, (1-12)^-1 Damage (LV 1, <34/20)

Combat Highlights:

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SpoilerRatfolk Drink© is moving fastest!©
Ratfolk Please Recycle summons a rat. (x2)
Ratfolk Drink© summons a rat.©
Ratfolk Contains summons a rat.
TURBO SPEED, GO!
Many rats are summoned. (x6)
Ratfolk Drink© flees at low health.
Ratfolk Please Recycle flees at low health.
Ratfolk Contains flees at low health.

No gold rewards. Schazer's heroes have gain 5 levels total. The wilds has gained 3 levels total. Leveling in process:

New stats:
Ratfolk Contains: 10 Health, 2-4 Damage (LV 3, 13/20)
Ratfolk Please Recycle: 9 Health, 2-4 Damage (LV 3, 7/20)
Ratfolk Drink©: 6 Health, 2-4 Damage (LV 2, 9/20)

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Credit's miners refuse to have a child. You don't control their lives, just whether they live or die!

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Bigro sends Farmer Churningson to jump Farmer Bob.

Bigro
Farmer Churningson: 42 Health, 7-23 Damage, +1 Gold to winner (LV 29, <1/20)

Shredded
Farmer Bob: 4 Health, 1-2 Damage (LV 1, 5/20)

Farmer Churningson is moving fastest. Farmer Bob is murdered. Farmer Churningson gains a bounty... Farmer Churningson feels a strange feeling, but then it subsides.

There are no gold rewards, murderer!

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Shredded heroes pose as a team. Wait, someones missing...

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Gold income: Schazer +1, Shredded +2, Credit +2.