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How many people do you want to kick in the teeth rn
12-16-2015, 01:37 PM
Rules of this thread: you can only reply with a positive integer indicative of how many individual people you want to kick in the teeth right now if repercussions+geography weren't factors. Or zero I guess if you are beef lacking, I'm no numerologist so if your kick number is zero thats all gravy

You can not clarify or elaborate on the individuals you want to kick in the teeth.

I will start once I am done with my kick budgeting
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12-16-2015, 01:38 PM
5
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12-16-2015, 01:39 PM
Rules clarification: you cannot kick concepts, the number must be individual human beings who have pissed you off enough. I for example cannot kick my ovaries, nor can I kick "geography" or "whoever is responsible for Japanese healthcare being inconvenient for me in the boonies"

On which note I just miscounted so my actual number is...

6
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12-16-2015, 02:38 PM
2 always, probably 3-4 fluctuating. Can i kick myself in the teeth?
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12-16-2015, 02:44 PM
You cannot kick yourself in the teeth

I will not allow it
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12-16-2015, 02:46 PM
I'll fight you
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12-16-2015, 03:49 PM
does it have to be people you know and interact with, do they have to be alive? what i'm saying is, i would want to kick hitler's corpse's teeth, but should i include that in the count
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12-16-2015, 04:07 PM
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12-16-2015, 09:45 PM
If the self or abstractions of things are unable to be kicked in the teeth, my count is 3
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12-16-2015, 10:19 PM
You cannot kick dead people

Generally, you should only count individuals who have personally affected you in a teeth-kickingly shitty way

Don't count anything that doesn't have an actual face full of actual teeth
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12-16-2015, 10:43 PM
down to 1.5 then
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12-16-2015, 11:26 PM
0, actually
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12-17-2015, 01:54 AM
it's not nice to kick people in the teeth. I do not condone kicking people in the teeth.

I would kick 0/0 people in the teeth.
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12-17-2015, 06:07 AM
yeah what if i just want to kick teeth in the teeth?
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12-17-2015, 07:21 AM
1!!

At first i thought 0 but then i remembered
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12-17-2015, 07:49 AM
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12-17-2015, 08:36 AM

(12-16-2015, 02:44 PM)Schazer Wrote: »You cannot kick yourself in the teeth

seems p. clear-cut to me
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12-17-2015, 09:40 AM
What if i punch myself in the teeth. Less flexibility needed too
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12-18-2015, 03:21 AM
3
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12-18-2015, 04:51 AM
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01-06-2016, 06:30 AM
like 3ish
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01-06-2016, 11:08 AM
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01-06-2016, 03:00 PM
6
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
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eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
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01-06-2016, 04:20 PM
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02-06-2016, 06:51 AM
prob 2
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