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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-18-2012, 10:02 AM
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(04-14-2012, 09:59 PM)Godbot Wrote: »> Thank the rabbat really slowly and loudly, because it doesn't speak english
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You try to thank the weird rabbat thing in a loud, clear voice. You're not sure why the little rat-imp thing replied. Demonic Runes are hard!
(04-14-2012, 10:49 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Can you say "I would like to talk to a translator. I do not speak Lower Circles-ese"?
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You try asking for a translator or someone of a higher hierarchy, you hope they don't find it racist.
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Augh if only they didn't talk so fast, you don't get a word of what they're saying.
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Uh... why is he assuming you understand what he's saying? You nod your head every two or three seconds just to be polite.
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He just keeps on talking, when is he gonna stop why is he pointing that way. Oh you think you heard the word vampire in-between his speech is that where the vampires are? That doesn't look like a vampire castle at all.
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Okay you guess you'll go in, better prepare first. Known abilities thus far:
- Crafty disguising
- Awesome macho swag
- Kung-fu
What do
SpoilerShow (04-16-2012, 09:43 PM)Anthano Zasalla Wrote: »The toe bone's connected to the foot bone,
The foot bone's connected to the ankle bone,
The ankle bone's connected to the leg bone,
Now shake dem skeleton bones!
The leg bone's connected to the knee bone,
The knee bone's connected to the thigh bone,
The thigh bone's connected to the hip bone,
Now shake dem skeleton bones!
The hip bone's connected to the back bone
The back bone's connected to the neck bone,
The neck bone's connected to the head bone,
Now shake dem skeleton bones!
The finger bone's connected to the hand bone,
The hand bone's connected to the arm bone,
The arm bone's connected to the shoulder bone,
Now shake dem skeleton bones!
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-18-2012, 12:32 PM
(04-18-2012, 10:02 AM)Ed Wrote: »Known abilities thus far:
- Crafty disguising
- Awesome macho swag
- Kung-fu
What do
But... of course! It's so simple!
> Disguise yourself as Bruce Lee.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-18-2012, 02:57 PM
(04-18-2012, 12:32 PM)Anthano Zasalla Wrote: »> Disguise yourself as Bruce Lee.
hey no need to pull out the big guns yet!
Oh wait, maybe there is.
> pull out those big guns
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-18-2012, 03:02 PM
Craft some bone stakes, maybe?
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-18-2012, 04:59 PM
You're probably going to need some fake blood. Maybe they sell demonic burgers around here?
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-18-2012, 05:50 PM
>KUNG-FU THAT BLOOD BANK
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-18-2012, 10:24 PM
Spend a few years integrating into your new home.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-19-2012, 12:34 AM
(04-18-2012, 12:32 PM)Anthano Zasalla Wrote: » (04-18-2012, 10:02 AM)Ed Wrote: »Known abilities thus far:
- Crafty disguising
- Awesome macho swag
- Kung-fu
What do
But... of course! It's so simple!
> Disguise yourself as Bruce Lee.
vampire bruce lee
i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-19-2012, 12:38 AM
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Let's disguise ourself as two Bruce Lees.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-19-2012, 07:52 AM
(04-19-2012, 12:34 AM)MrGuy Wrote: » (04-18-2012, 12:32 PM)Anthano Zasalla Wrote: »> Disguise yourself as Bruce Lee.
vampire bruce lee
![[Image: VuQDL.png]](https://i.imgur.com/VuQDL.png)
You grab your black sharpie and your can of hair spray. 'S time to pull out the big guns.
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You style your hair to make it look a little puffy, then carefully scribble some suave bushy brows and some goth looking eye bags. Removing your shirt and wearing it as a vampire cape for extra suave effect. Now you're ready!
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Okay.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-19-2012, 10:58 AM
> take a seat. Demand service.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-19-2012, 01:31 PM
Order the burger of +5 vampire slaying.
Or a regular burger if you can't afford that.
hahaha i wasted my time on all of you for 8 years.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-19-2012, 01:57 PM
Stride up to the food line, and ask for the HOTTEST BURGER IN HELL.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-19-2012, 03:08 PM
Be stared at!
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-19-2012, 06:11 PM
> Kick a chair over.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-20-2012, 01:28 AM
Be harassed by some TOUGH CUSTOMERS. Proceed to OUT-TOUGH THEM via THROWS and KICKS.
I thought it would be funny.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-20-2012, 08:15 AM
> Scream and flip over someone's table just to prove how tough you are.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-24-2012, 12:30 AM
But are the burgers bloody enough for you to die?
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-24-2012, 01:19 AM
Take a seat!
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-24-2012, 02:27 AM
Order the spiciest burger they have.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-24-2012, 03:08 AM
> "Okay, I need directions. You guys have a bathroom?"
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-24-2012, 03:50 AM
> don't drink the water
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-24-2012, 04:06 AM
Be suave, man! Be suave!
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Eyebrow wiggle for emphasis. THAT IS AN IMPORTANT STEP.
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RE: Let's go vampire hunting
04-24-2012, 10:21 AM
"I'm really enthusiastic about burgers."
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