RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness
04-08-2012, 02:08 AM
Check witch's house for signs of it being made of candy and gingerbread
Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness
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RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness
04-08-2012, 02:08 AM
Check witch's house for signs of it being made of candy and gingerbread
RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness
04-08-2012, 05:58 AM
(04-07-2012, 09:15 PM)Lankie Wrote: »Visit said Witch! You set off into the woods! (04-07-2012, 09:37 PM)SleepingOrange Wrote: »>Forget witches, melons forever! (04-07-2012, 10:15 PM)Ed Wrote: »Adventures are boring, melons are super fun! Then again, you really like melons... (04-07-2012, 11:47 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »>Maybe the forest witch will have a pot you can wear on your head and some melon seeds. Go and see her! Yeah, that's probably true! Before you know it, you're at the foot of her hill. (04-07-2012, 10:53 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »> Discover that you were the forest witch all along You can't be the Forest Witch, she's too attractive! (04-08-2012, 02:08 AM)Mehgamehn Wrote: »Check witch's house for signs of it being made of candy and gingerbread I dunno about you, Imaginary Voice in My Head, but I'm pretty sure that's a tree.
RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness
04-08-2012, 06:22 AM
> Ask the Sun to look in the windows for you, to see if she's home
RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness
04-08-2012, 06:24 AM
Forest Witch: Be in terrible danger!
RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness
04-08-2012, 07:10 AM
Look out for lumberjacks!
---- So very British / But then again | People are machines Machines are people | Oh hai there | There's no time ---- Superhero 1920s noir | Multigenre Half-Life | Changing the future | Command line interface Tu ventire felix? | Clockwork for eternity | Explosions in spacetime
RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness
04-14-2012, 05:24 PM
HEY DUDES, GUESS WHAT.
MY COMPUTER ISN'T CONNECTING TO THE INTERNET ISN'T THAT GREAT NEWS?!?!? HAHAHAA...AHAHAHHAH..HAA.... Indefinitely on Hiatus until I can figure out what went wrong. [Audience collectively groans] [TEP retreats into her cave screaming and cursing the heavens]
RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness
04-14-2012, 05:27 PM
NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo
DDDD:
RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness
04-15-2012, 06:36 AM
oh nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Shall the next update regale us of how the computer was repaired? ---- So very British / But then again | People are machines Machines are people | Oh hai there | There's no time ---- Superhero 1920s noir | Multigenre Half-Life | Changing the future | Command line interface Tu ventire felix? | Clockwork for eternity | Explosions in spacetime
RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness
04-15-2012, 06:43 AM
>Ask the Forest Witch to help you fix your computer!
RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness
04-16-2012, 06:52 AM
(04-08-2012, 07:01 PM)Mehgamehn Wrote: »Check it for Treeacle then (04-09-2012, 09:51 PM)MrGuy Wrote: »Lick the tree to be sure. NYAM NYAM NYAM (04-08-2012, 06:11 AM)Chwoka Wrote: »Make friends with the tree.Apparently, while you were contemplating the forest's deliciousness, a pack of TREE SPIRITS have flown out of their homes to greet you! BENNET: Well hey there, buddy! The Witch is in, if you're looking for her! MEL: O-oh, really? Thank you... BENNET: Haha, no worries! Let us know if ya need anythin', alright? LYNN:Oh Benny, dear, you're making the poor girl nervous! She must not get a lot of chances to talk to spirits, she's positively spooked by you! Isn't that right, darling? RICK: Hrrmph. You have no idea how that purple lady can tell, but you are wicked nervous and panicky. You're kind of always like that, but when you're around things that are OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE, you freak out. (04-08-2012, 06:08 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »>Knock on the door! Okay Mel. Let's do this. Here goes nothing. (04-08-2012, 06:24 AM)thegreenspark Wrote: »Forest Witch: Be in terrible danger! You are now the Forest Witch. You're currently in the middle of consulting some tea leaves. This can't be right. This can't be right at all.
RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness
04-16-2012, 07:12 AM
> Forest Witch: Actually speak to the tea leaves, what with your forest witchery and all.
RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness
04-16-2012, 08:16 AM
They're demanding to be returned to the plant they came from!
---- So very British / But then again | People are machines Machines are people | Oh hai there | There's no time ---- Superhero 1920s noir | Multigenre Half-Life | Changing the future | Command line interface Tu ventire felix? | Clockwork for eternity | Explosions in spacetime
RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness
04-16-2012, 09:30 AM
>Tea leaves: Suggest restructuring assets into 70-20-10 stocks, bond, gold.
RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness
04-16-2012, 12:57 PM
Tea leaves > be unrelated to the actual problem
Forest Witch > have really let yourself go since Mel saw you last.
RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness
04-16-2012, 06:44 PM
>Forest Witch: But there's still time! Attack the deadly menace that is about to knock that door!
RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness
04-16-2012, 08:56 PM
The leaves are wrong THEY ARE ALL WRONG
Okay but what's wrong with them
RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness
04-16-2012, 09:12 PM
These are mint
You ordered earl grey what is wrong with these people
RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness
04-16-2012, 10:13 PM
Doubt your eyes, cross your teas
RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness
04-18-2012, 01:34 AM
> Take all your stocks out of Pets.com. NOW!!!
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