Rincebrain Adventure

You are RINCEBRAIN, and something has gone Very Very Wrong.

What wouldst thou deaux?

Get ye flask.

Answer your shirt.

Check out the DNA Lantern.

DANCE

DANCE

The siren call of your ringtone compels you to do a poorly-animated but very energetic dance. You spend enough time on this that the call goes to voicemail.

Answer your shirt.

Perhaps that's for the best, though; someone's ranting about how it took a month for an upgrade that they hate and that fucked them over completely, and it sounds like you have about fifty other voicemails...

You begin to suspect that having your PHANTOM ZONE DOPPELGANGER pick up the slack after the first delay was unwise.

Get ye flask.

Check out the DNA Lantern.

It appears to be some sort of strange lava-lampy thing. You decide that you might as well take it with you, if only because it seems more practical than the giant pocketwatch or mysterious floating eyeball.


It is promptly compressed and added to your MS PAINT ADVENTURES INVENTORY SOLUTIONS-BRAND MINIDEX℠. It's kind of shitty and ruins all the items you put in it - for example, that lamp is now permanently transfigured into some unidentifiable slash-like object with a little shiny bit. But you gotta support the brand, y'know?

Anyway, you should probably figure out what happened to the forums and fix it...

> nah.

Write a text adventure thingie about the status of the forum or whatever, we've never seen that before!

Have a staring contest with the eye.

Did you put the forums in your inventory?

Take a nap instead.

Succumb to fear of people playing roles.

put everything else in your inventory too

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good god it's beautiful

> Examine navel

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Yo, I'd just like to establish that for all I'm making light of it (and as unhappy I am with the end result), I do appreciate the work Rince put in re: the update. I am sure that he was not actually replaced with a malicious doppelganger from an alternate dimension.

That's what happened to Hussie, obviously.

disclaimer: i am still joking

Have a staring contest with the eye.

Ha! It better watch out, because you're the MSPA Staring Champ two years running.


Unfortunately, it "watches out" a bit too literally. You guess it's pretty used to staring at things, since that's apparently the only entertainment in this shitty excuse for a dimension.

put everything else in your inventory too

That'll teach that eyeball that nobody messes with you. It and the watch have been added to your inventory as TWO KINDA UNOWN/FISH-LOOKIN' THINGS. You get the background in there too, for good measure.

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Write a text adventure thingie about the status of the forum or whatever, we've never seen that before!

THE AUTHOR takes three points of probably-unintended emotional damage.

Okay, now you need to get out of this dimension. Better call someone who can help.

Put your inventory in your inventory.

Take off that goofy wig, let what's REALLY growing out of your scalp get some fresh air.

> Scope out some choice dames

Shed your clothes and be freeeeeeee.

>use your powers of creation to create a universe

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THE AUTHOR takes three points of probably-unintended emotional damage.

I was talking about the text adventure thing they wrote i-don't-know-where while the forums were down, somebody linked to a pastebin mirror of it and i was like NOW WE'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE RIGHT. Ie, yes it was unintended.

> Look