Cult of Please

Suddenly... more DEM birds?

And now you're a raccoon.

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>Experience strange visions, possibly involving angry sharks.

please tell me this is a reference to 'Night of the abandoned' .. it probably isn't. Angry sharks aren't all that uncommon.

>"I would like to know what question would be wisest to ask you."

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Well, it would appear that I was the one who suggested angry sharks in that topic, so kind of yes. But that was also a thing I was doing in general when dreamatic interludes cropped up, so kind of no. Make of that what you will!

What is the nature of Princeton?
What is your name?

Ask how you may become one with the please

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Who are your friends?

What is the nature of Princeton?
What is your name?

What is this, who are you?

Is that all you wish to know? Not that it matters, you may ask as much as you like.



I am no one. That isn't my name, it's just what I am. Just as you are no one, or at least, not right now.

You will be someone again once you wake up.

And I will become less than no one. I will simply cease to be.

Or perhaps I will wake up, and you will disappear.

Such as it is when neither of us are anything. What we do does not matter.

Only what is gained from it counts. As such, let's see what knowledge we can give you.



What is the nature of Princeton?



Princeton is a simple town trying to survive after the Fall. It wishes for nothing more than to protect and provide for its citizens.

But that is a goal that can lead one to do terrible things in its pursuit.

Anything else while we're here?

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I'm here because of what you did, right? You did something with your mind. How can I learn to do that?

I did nothing. It was that boy, Wave. But yes, he did it with his mind. Sent out some painful thoughts. You could learn something similar if you became one with the Please.

Ask how you may become one with the please

Like what my birds say? What does it mean? Does Wave know what it means?

He knows nothing about your birds, but he understand them on a deeper level.

It's not about What they are, but Why they are.

>Please Wave

>Still be a raccoon.

Eat the please

Thank you.

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Now I want to see a book called: "mind your manners" and every page is just a picture of that pidgeon.

oh hey that's also a pun.

>mind your manners.