Eagle Time Super Fighting BLOODY Tournament.

> Hold the fight in the latest game in the hit series Ronin Dragsters.

Guys, if the two tentacles face off now, then there won't be enough tentacles to go around later!

I second Norivia on this one.

>Doc-09 ~vs~ Demon at post #4 from the transparent channels thread.


I'm also all for socktopus NOT fighting Space Queen now, on the grounds that I want it to be the final match.

RAH RAH, SIS BOOM BAH,
FOR OUR FIRST LOCATION, LET'S TAKE IT TO THE SWAAAAAA- mp
AS FOR CONTESTANTS FOR ROUND ONE,
VAMP-HUNTA AND LIL' STEVEY SHOULD BE UP FOR SOME FUN!

LeeeeeEEEEEET'S FIGHT!

-cartwheels-

Doc-09 vs. Moonlight Queen.

No real reason, I just like the idea.

I'm up for some Vampire Hunter vs. Lil' Stevey.

I agree with Vampire Hunter vs. Stevey
but I think it might be good if Moonlight Queen should fight Stevey instead
they both have minions to fight for them

maybe those useless minions actually have good stats or something

Demon gon' win dis.

Moonlight Queen's minion would just give Stevie's Fightems a hug.

joins cheerleading squad!

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MEANWHILE IN THE STANDS...

I've been silently hoping that the 24 hour drawing was his way of getting psyched up to draw BLOODY fights.

I'm really sorry guys

this is what happens when you start working on a billion projects at once, you just run out of steam (you also get busy sometimes)

btp has been like, super supportive and helpful with this thing and i actually got like half the update done in one sitting so it's really probable i'll sit down one of these days and finish it, the rest of it maybe when i get a thing or two out of the way.

E: Our lesson here is: don't try to pull the million projects thing.

Oh gosh! I'm all the blushes!

Take your time Ed and whittle those projects down. The great thing about something like this is that, regardless of when you post something, everyone will be excited.

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BUT ANTICIPATION IS ITS OWN KIND OF TORTURE

"Hello, and welcome to the first installment of Eagle Time's Super Fighting Bloody Tournament. I hope it is not bloody enough for you to survive.

My name is irrelevant at the moment, and so is the reason i've brought you here."



"The only thing you need to know is that you're in a battle to the death and there will only be a single survivor."



"The rules are very simple; kill whoever is in front of you using whatever means necessary.

No questions are allowed at the moment. The audience will decide your opponents and arenas. Good luck."



"Well! There you have it, the contestants are all ready."



"Now, let's see what the audience decided for the first match"



"Moonlight Queen versus Jormungandr! Battle of the royals! And the location is: Spacequeen's head? Interesting choice..."



"The contestants have been teleported to the chosen arena. I think Space Queen is not pleased with the audience's choice."



"Alright now"



"Let the bloody battle"



"Begin!"



"..."



"..."

"M-midnight Queen did not hesitate a single moment and straight up murdered Jormungandr...

I-i guess that was the point of the battle, so we have a winner?"

"I wasn't ready to narrate something like this"



"Oh-it seems Midnight Queen is not having any of this tournament nonsense and is preparing to strike against the living arena, Space Queen!"



"Get her outta there, stat."



"Apparently, our technician is not having any of this rule breaking nonsense either, and teleported Midnight Queen right on time. Good work there!"



"Well that was a short battle, but it sure was exciting, right?! right?"

"Anyway, let's not waste any time and see what the audience has chosen for the next fight"



"Socktopus versus Space Queen! Tentacle on tentacle!

And the arena will be: The Things and no Context thread! Holy dang! This should be pretty super awesome!"



"Behold, Eagle Time users' own very personal wacky internet things vault"

"We have to give Space Queen some credit for being already bloodied up without even fighting yet"

"Alright, let the bloody battle..."



"Begin!"

"Woah Look at THAT, i've never seen such an epic tentacle struggle before! What an spectacle"



"Ow! Socktopus got smacked real hard. Space Queen sure wants to demonstrate she has the very best tentacles in this tournament"



"Socktopus is not giving up just yet! As majestic as tentacles are, they aren't everything in a fight, you know."



"Wow! What a display of mastery over weaponry, Socktopus is such a pro!"



"Space Queen is completely stunned, Socktopus soaring towards her, oh god she's so done for!"



"Except not! Something's wrong with socktopus, he's glitching up! I can't believe it, right at the most important moment! Damn you, buggy Rogue-likes!"



"Think you can do something?"

"I will try, my Empress"

"Thank you, P"



"Oh, i'm being informed that our technician will attempt to fix Socktopus, it should just take a brief moment, we apologize for the inconvenience!"





"Alright! good old Socktopus is back"



"Except bigger and better! Don't move from your seats guys, this is just beginning!"



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Daaaaaaaang that sure was SUPER TIRING.

So! It's time for some votin' After receiving some thoughtful advice from btp, i decided to let you guys decide the outcome, zoofight style. If you're not familiar with that (like me) it's basically just collecting votes to decide the winner. However, since we have a smaller audience here, i'm gonna ask you to submit your votes via PM, submitting fan art will make your vote count as two!

We will also have a losers brawl (WITH SOME TWISTS?! maybe, so don't feel bad if your favorite character loses!

Anyway, you guys, btp deserves 90% of the credit for this thing actually updating. I love him, you should love him too. Now if you excuse me i'll go collapse somewhere.

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"I not know people would DIE!"
"... Me neither."



"LEMME UP BIG GUY I WANT A BETTER VIEW!!!"

Beautiful.

I reckon MECHASOCKTOPUS will emerge victorious, because that SOB axe'll be rocking an electrocution brand for sure

Also because he hasn't tried some BERSERKER RAGE on Space Queen's facebits. That'll wreck her shit.

ed did i ever mention how wonderful you are?

go socktopus go!

I declare this fighting time tournament SUPER BLOODY (Eagle)! Nice work Ed, that was crazy!

oh man, just look at those Jor clones being awesome and about to wreck something.

Go Space Queen! Space Queen is the best at everything, especially space, and maybe killing too. She will be victorious!

Guuuuuuuuuuuys don't forget to submit your votes via PM!

ed did i ever mention how wonderful you are?

Ix, I'm pretty sure this warrants a jorgumander update.

Wow Ed. Wow this is great. Super great and bloody. I could die. I'm so excited. ANTICIPATION HAS BEEN REWARDED Also I'm pretty sure I only sent you like 3 PM's not sure that warrants any % of effort, but, this is the lesson guys: Send Ed PM's filled with love and excitement. Oh also he has a tumblr that you should fill up too.

Also did Midnight Queen grab Jorgi by the hair before running her through? What a bitch!

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I love you too Ed!

Next match: Space Queen vs. Space Queen

Aahhhh, I'm actually a bit nervous about what's gonna happen to Demon now... Perhaps I should be?

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And by nervous I mean also very excited.