Mass Defect

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This adventure will not require you to have knowledge of Mass Effect or stuff to do with it. It is intended to be the silly Mass Effect equivalent of 1984 Quest or Bioschlock and I intend to update it relatively often the next couple of days.

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Essentially just tell me what you want Shepard to be.

Name:
Gender:
Preservice History: Standard options are Spacer/Colonist/Earthborn but so long as it ends with you enlisting in the military you can suggest it.
Psychological Profile: Standard options are Sole Survivor/War Hero/Ruthless but feel free to suggest whatever.
Military Specialization: Essentially your options are pure combat, tech powers, or biotic powers which is like space magic. Or any combination of two of those. Or just throw ideas at me and I'll do something with them.
Physical Attributes: rough description of character's features.

Name: Shep Shepard
Gender: Male
Preservice History: Clown College. It didn't go well and a lot of people ended up dead whenever Shepard tried out his jokes and gags. He was immediately deemd useful to the military.
Psychological Profile: Class Clown. So many deaths...
Military Specialization: Pies to the face and other popular prank misusage
Physical attributes: CLOWN

Name: Duckface Shepard
Gender: Female
Preservice History: Earthborn
Psychological Profile: Ruthless
Military Specialization: VANGUARD EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME
Physical Attributes:

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Name: Tex Shepard
Gender: Male
Preservice History: Tech school
Psychological Profile: Technically sane
Military Specialization: So much tech
Physical Attributes: You've got random tech slapped on wherever possible

Name: Colin Gerrymander "Sheep-shagger" Shepard
Gender: Male
Preservice History: Earthborn, won the lottery, wasted all your winnings in a single night and woke up in a jail cell. You're now being conscripted as part of the military's last-ditch effort to swell their ranks.
Psychological Profile: Lost down the back of the couch
Military Specialisation: Playing Halo/COD
Physical Attributes: Is secretly two midgets

Name: Adrian Shepard
Gender: Male
Preservice History: Served in a branch of the military aimed at containing hazardous outbreaks of biochemical nature. After one disastrously failed mission, however, Shepard was taken and transferred elsewhere.
Psychological Profile: Definitely a sole survivor.
Military Specialization: A combination of tech and combat. A fairly adaptable soldier.
Physical Attributes:

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Name: Shep "The Shepherd" Hardy
Gender: Male
Preservice History: College Drop-Out
Psychological Profile: Narcissist
Military Specialization: Throwing Shit
Physical Attributes: Visible paunch. Pale. Long brown hair.

Name: German Shepard
Gender: Male
Preservice History: Barked at things, chased cats and cars, dug up bones. Was accidentally signed up for military service instead of obedience school.
Psychological Profile: Woof!
Military Specialization: Barking, biting.
Physical Attributes: Is a German Shepard.

Name: German Shepard
Gender: Male
Preservice History: Barked at things, chased cats and cars, dug up bones. Was accidentally signed up for military service instead of obedience school.
Psychological Profile: Woof!
Military Specialization: Barking, biting.
Physical Attributes: Is a German Shepard.

If we don't get to play as a biotic dog I will go on a rampage.

Name: Germaine Shepard
Gender: Female
Preservice History: Spacer
Psychological Profile: War Hero
Military Specialization: Melee-only
Physical Attributes: Space Viking

Name: Ozzie Shepard
Gender: Male
Preservice History: Spacer
Psychological Profile: Unstable Pyromaniac
Military Specialization: Tech. Also, burning things.
Phsyical Attributes: Tall and rangy

Alternately:

Name: Humanname Shepard
Gender: ???
Preservice History: Definitely not constructed on a geth base.
Psychological profile: Consensus achieved. All programs agree that Shepard is not a geth.
Military Specialization: Tech and combat.
Physical Attributes: Totally not a geth mobile platform haha why would you even think that?

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