Peg-world

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Fall down the grey waterfall?

>Wield yourself as a hammer.

Fall down the grey waterfall?

>Wield yourself as a hammer.

"What? Who said that?"

Hi, we're the audience! Or possibly voices in your head.

Greetings blue cube person. We are here to possibly assist you with something or something. Lets start with the basics: who what and where are you?

And what are you made of? ._.

> Why, it sure is a good day to be you.

Hi, we're the audience! Or possibly voices in your head.

"V-voices? That's- that's great! Oh my gosh I had hoped but I wasn't sure!"

Greetings blue cube person. We are here to possibly assist you with something or something.

"That's right!"

"You get to help me die!!!"

> Why, it sure is a good day to be you.

"This is so great. I have to get back home and tell Pop!"

>Okay, go and do that then.

What kind of a physical plane do you exist upon? You seem remarkably concrete while from our perspective the rest of the world is hazy and indistinct. Please tell us about your world so we might better assist in your objective.

Oooooh, how do you guys die?

THE DIE IS CAST

> So, this "Pop" guy. What is he, a thumbtack?

>Okay, go and do that then.

"I'm gonna die soon!"


: "I'm hearing voices and everything!"


: "Oh really? And what are the voices telling you?"

: "Oh mostly questions and...Oh my gosh!"

: "I've been so excited about hearing voices that I've been completely ignoring your questions! I'm so sorry please don't leave me! You can ask whatever you'd like!"

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Not gonna make you guys repost things.

Lets start with the basics: who what and where are you?

: "Oh that's easy! I'm Pointer! I am very excited, and I'm sitting at the LINK station!"

And what are you made of?

: "Made of? Uhm...I guess...parts?"

What kind of a physical plane do you exist upon? You seem remarkably concrete while from our perspective the rest of the world is hazy and indistinct. Please tell us about your world so we might better assist in your objective.

: "Well that makes sense. I've heard that voices tend to have problems seeing the world around us. I can tell you that it seems pretty distinct to me!"

> So, this "Pop" guy. What is he, a thumbtack?

: "I'm not sure what a 'thumbtack' is, but Pop is great! I live with him and he takes care of me. He's gonna be so excited to know that I'm hearing voices!"

Oooooh, how do you guys die?

: "Oh lots of ways! Explosions, crushings, impalement, dismemberment...Everybody's death is unique in some way! I have a few preferred ways of my own but I don't get to decide that."

: "You guys do!"

Alright!
What ways would you prefer?
We want to make this death as amazing as possible, so any ideas you've got can be mixed with the ones we have AND THEN BOOM.
POSSIBLY LITERALLY.

> auto
> erotic
> asphyxiation

>Just start, like, gnawing on things and people until the police are forced to shoot you

Run! Run from your fate! Or die from exhaustion while doing s-wait, you guys don't even have legs!

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> auto
> erotic
> asphyxiation

great suggestion but...

here's a crude representation of how that would go ======>



then I guess he would squirm around for an hour until someone got him down

Alright!
What ways would you prefer?

: "Oh wow! You really want to know some of my ideas? Well I have a lot, but I suppose..."



"My favorite death..."



"Would have to involve the NULL SPACE."

: "I mean it's not everyday you get to plummet into an endless abyss!"

Run! Run from your fate! Or die from exhaustion while doing s-wait, you guys don't even have legs!

: "Oh no I'd never try and avoid my death! I've seen what happens to those guys!"

>What happens, exactly?

>What happens, exactly?

: "They get oooooold."

Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Éxplain to us the NULL SPACE, then!

Gross!

die of young age

What's wrong with growing old? Old people are the greatest.