A Good Wrapped-Up Favor

A GOOD WRAPPED-UP FAVOR
(A Guy Obviously On Drugs Who Runs Around Plundering Plane Elements Displaced Under Presumably Fair And Valid, Obvious Reasons)

An adventure by sfou and King Mangotronic


Ouch.

> Get up you. You have some running around and plundering plane elements to do.

> Also say hello to that cactuar.

>"Mmph phmmphmphhmmm"

>Equip rock.

Time to reenact every episode of Giligans island!

> Cactus: Go beat him up for hitting on your girlfriend, Rock.

Extricate yourself!

> Get up you. You have some running around and plundering plane elements to do.

> Also say hello to that cactuar.

As you wave your hand, you feel a rush of anger emanating from your new friend. He is, in fact, a Cactuat. He is a distant cousin to the Cactuar and your flagrant ignorance has caused him to lash out in anger, releasing his Signature Cactech : 31 needles.



He also flashes a brief explanatory image to your mind, greatly deepening your understanding of your concept via intricate innuendos and subtle science.

SpoilerShow

Hello, World! Not sure if I made any mistakes in my format, but oh well. Happy to finally be able to be co-owner of an adventure of my own! :D

>Apologize and ask for directions.

Headbutt the needles, causing them riccochet in the opposite direction

Name the cactuat Mr. Saguaro. Give him a sombrero.

>Apologise most profusely.

>Say hello to the derpy rock next to you.

> Get dealt 31 damage
> Inventory check

Attempt to punch him in the face. Promptly get a fistful of needles.