Collections!

Here is a thread to talk about things you collect. Or hoard, if you're a packrat like me.

I'll start. I've got this weird obsession with hoarding pennies. I don't call it a collection because the only criteria for adding something to it is that it has to be a penny. I've been idly doing it for the past year or two and my collection's gotten up to 454 of 'em.

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You could say I have a lot of common cents.

I collect feelings. Whenever I feel something I haven't ever felt yet I write it down in a diary cynically called "Black Box"

That moment when I got on IRC after ranting my fucking nards apart in here is in it.

The best part is naming them, which is harder than you'd think without clinging to thesauruses

I figure I'll eventually get enough to make a fort

I collect hats. I have so many hats. TOO MANY HATS.

I figure I'll eventually get enough to make a fort

I try and I try and I try but people keep insisting I recycle 'em

Mostly I collect dust.

I collect du-DAMNIT GODBOT

Two things I do hoard pretty religiously are notes and letters from people I care about and doodles I make on napkins at work. Sometimes I forget there are other napkins and wipe crumbs on my arm to avoid messing up a good doodle.

I used to collect bottles of Bawls but I can't get Bawls anywhere any more and that makes me sad.

I used to collect bottles of Bawls but I can't get Bawls anywhere any more and that makes me sad.

I know where you can get some.

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Ha ha, you expected an anticlimactic image of something unusual called "Balls" here, didn't you. You're so predictable.