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03-03-2016, 01:51 AM
share them with you all!
Quote:what is a teacher's favorite candidate?
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Quote:what is an emt's favourite candidate?
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gurney sanders
Quote:what is a hiker's favourite candidate?
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journey sanders
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03-03-2016, 01:55 AM
Haha, wow, these are great! Thanks!! I'll forward this to everybody I know
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03-03-2016, 02:06 AM
actually i don't think the one about emts is appropriate for young children, so please be careful forwarding it to family accounts in case difficult questions have to be asked.
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03-03-2016, 02:15 AM
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well back in my day we used to play emt all the time, we'd beat each otehr with rocks and take turns going to the hospital
kids now are JUST WEAK
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03-03-2016, 02:17 AM
Which candidate used to put people into the stocks?
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Which candidate causes allergic reactions?
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Which candidate is best known for separating two conjoined eighteen-wheelers?
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Which candidate took their medicine?
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Which candidate allows you to battle Team Aqua?
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Which candidate spends all their time sleeping?
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And finally, one last joke for this election:
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...Or was that a horror story?
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03-03-2016, 02:28 AM
Which candidate likes to start fires?
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Which candidate likes to spend time on the beach building castles?
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Which candidate is really cold in the bending part of their leg?
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03-03-2016, 02:31 AM
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Which candidate always loses in poker?
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Which candidate makes a horrible, high-pitched screaming sound when he speaks?
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03-03-2016, 03:07 AM
Which candidate is found on rings, jewellery, and Cartoon Network shows?
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Which candidate likes ordering potato chips in London?
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Which candidate lived in ancient France?
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Which candidate flunked out of school?
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Which candidate was the location of Pokemon Ranger?
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Which candidate likes Russian spirits?
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Which candidate likes PB&Js?
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Which candidate loves making new friends?
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AARON- i wink even when im scared ;)
03-03-2016, 03:11 AM
Which candidate is a fusion of Amethyst and Pearl?
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does anyone even look at these
03-03-2016, 05:40 AM
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03-03-2016, 06:20 AM
Yo dawg which candidate had to cancel their rally because they drank some tap water in Michigan?
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03-03-2016, 03:48 PM
Which candidate is the master of trickery and illusion? OoOoOoOo
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SpoilerTed Cruse
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SpoilerOR MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE PRETENDING TO BE HIM
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03-03-2016, 10:46 PM
Which canidate is actually a Canadian?
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I'm so sorry.
((Also, if applicable, reverse PSYCH))
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If you keep on opening these spoilers, you'll just be linked again and again to the thread of trickery. Is it worth it?
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Give up already. The end of the line of spoilers isn't worth it, and that's the real trick.
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Nope. I must admit though, you are quite dedicated. Almost too dedicated. Are you even reading these...?
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SpoilerYou have been tricked.
The wool has been pulled over your eyes. You have been double dealt and played for a fool. Whether you have been swindled or misled, bamboozled or hoodwinked, the fact remains that you have been taken in and taken for a ride. Someone has deceived you, defrauded you, and deluded you by linking you to this thread. You believed that you were being linked to one thing, but instead you have been linked here. It was this thread to which you have been linked instead of the website that you thought that you were visiting. The reason for this is that you have been caught and thrown by a hoax.
Whether you feel flabbergasted by how you've been flimflammed or dumbfounded by how you've been duped, rocked by how you've been rooked or confounded by how you've been conned, now that you've been outwitted into visiting this thread, you must post to admit that you have been set up and had one put over you.
This thread is now under the jurisdiction of the Shadow Parliament of Inside Laughs. Viewer, discretion is advised.
 Don't open that spoiler.
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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: »i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread (06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass (11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: »reach for the stars
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03-03-2016, 10:55 PM
the shadow parliament of inside laughs isn't even real
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03-03-2016, 11:22 PM
It's real in my heart, and that's what matters
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03-03-2016, 11:22 PM
more like real in your fart
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03-03-2016, 11:29 PM
Loather you know my flatulence-chestedness is a serious medical condition and it is very nasty of you to make jokes about it :(
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03-03-2016, 11:42 PM
as a christian i dont believe in flatulence
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03-03-2016, 11:49 PM
oh yeah???? then explain Acts 2:1-47
Quote:When the day of Pentecost arrived, they were all together in one place. And suddenly there came from heaven a sound like a mighty rushing wind, and it filled the entire house where they were sitting.
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03-04-2016, 01:17 AM
(03-03-2016, 11:49 PM)Schazer Wrote: »oh yeah???? then explain Acts 2:1-47
Quote:When the day of Pentecost arrived, they were all together in one place. And suddenly there came from heaven a sound like a mighty rushing wind, and it filled the entire house where they were sitting.
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(03-03-2016, 11:49 PM)Schazer Wrote: »oh yeah???? then explain Acts 2:1-47
Quote:When the day of Pentecost arrived, they were all together in one place. And suddenly there came from heaven a sound like a mighty rushing wind, and it filled the entire house where they were sitting.
I need to tell Ron about this.
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03-04-2016, 03:04 AM
fuck you got me
i'm a literal fake christian
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um schazer that's not how you post images
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