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I received some family-friendly election jokes in my inbox this morning and i want to - Schazer - 03-03-2016

share them with you all!

Quote:what is a teacher's favorite candidate?
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Quote:what is an emt's favourite candidate?
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Quote:what is a hiker's favourite candidate?
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Share with your friends and family if you enjoyed these jokes! c:


I received some family-friendly election jokes in my inbox this morning and i want to - Loather - 03-03-2016

Haha, wow, these are great! Thanks!! I'll forward this to everybody I know


I received some family-friendly election jokes in my inbox this morning and i want to - Schazer - 03-03-2016

actually i don't think the one about emts is appropriate for young children, so please be careful forwarding it to family accounts in case difficult questions have to be asked.


I received some family-friendly election jokes in my inbox this morning and i want to - Loather - 03-03-2016

well back in my day we used to play emt all the time, we'd beat each otehr with rocks and take turns going to the hospital

kids now are JUST WEAK


RE: I received some family-friendly election jokes in my inbox this morning and i wan - Kíeros - 03-03-2016

Which candidate used to put people into the stocks?
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Which candidate causes allergic reactions?
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Which candidate is best known for separating two conjoined eighteen-wheelers?
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Which candidate took their medicine?
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Which candidate allows you to battle Team Aqua?
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Which candidate spends all their time sleeping?
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And finally, one last joke for this election:
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I received some family-friendly election jokes in my inbox this morning and i want to - Loather - 03-03-2016

Minion


subject line too long - goblin's - 03-03-2016

Which candidate likes to start fires?

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Which candidate likes to spend time on the beach building castles?

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Which candidate is really cold in the bending part of their leg?

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subject line too SEXY - ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-03-2016

Which candidate always loses in poker?

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Which candidate makes a horrible, high-pitched screaming sound when he speaks?

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RE: I received some family-friendly election jokes in my inbox this morning and i wan - Kíeros - 03-03-2016

Which candidate is found on rings, jewellery, and Cartoon Network shows?
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Which candidate likes ordering potato chips in London?
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Which candidate lived in ancient France?
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Which candidate flunked out of school?
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Which candidate was the location of Pokemon Ranger?
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Which candidate likes Russian spirits?
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Which candidate likes PB&Js?
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Which candidate loves making new friends?
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AARON- i wink even when im scared ;) - Reyweld - 03-03-2016

Which candidate is a fusion of Amethyst and Pearl?
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does anyone even look at these - OTTO - 03-03-2016

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I received some family-friendly election jokes in my inbox this morning and i want to - Mehgamehn - 03-03-2016

Yo dawg which candidate had to cancel their rally because they drank some tap water in Michigan?

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Colaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaada - ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-03-2016

Which candidate is the master of trickery and illusion? OoOoOoOo

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*Bayonetta to Lucas* - "If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mum." - Reyweld - 03-03-2016

Which canidate is actually a Canadian?

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Blankaloupe Don't open that spoiler.


I received some family-friendly election jokes in my inbox this morning and i want to - Loather - 03-03-2016

the shadow parliament of inside laughs isn't even real


I received some family-friendly election jokes in my inbox this morning and i want to - Schazer - 03-03-2016

It's real in my heart, and that's what matters


I received some family-friendly election jokes in my inbox this morning and i want to - Loather - 03-03-2016

more like real in your fart


I received some family-friendly election jokes in my inbox this morning and i want to - Schazer - 03-03-2016

Loather you know my flatulence-chestedness is a serious medical condition and it is very nasty of you to make jokes about it :(


I received some family-friendly election jokes in my inbox this morning and i want to - Loather - 03-03-2016

as a christian i dont believe in flatulence


I received some family-friendly election jokes in my inbox this morning and i want to - Schazer - 03-03-2016

oh yeah???? then explain Acts 2:1-47

Quote:When the day of Pentecost arrived, they were all together in one place. And suddenly there came from heaven a sound like a mighty rushing wind, and it filled the entire house where they were sitting.



Re:Grub Sauce - Reyweld - 03-04-2016

(03-03-2016, 11:49 PM)Schazer Wrote: »oh yeah???? then explain Acts 2:1-47

Quote:When the day of Pentecost arrived, they were all together in one place. And suddenly there came from heaven a sound like a mighty rushing wind, and it filled the entire house where they were sitting.

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I received some family-friendly election jokes in my inbox this morning and i want to - Mehgamehn - 03-04-2016

(03-03-2016, 11:49 PM)Schazer Wrote: »oh yeah???? then explain Acts 2:1-47

Quote:When the day of Pentecost arrived, they were all together in one place. And suddenly there came from heaven a sound like a mighty rushing wind, and it filled the entire house where they were sitting.

I need to tell Ron about this.


I received some family-friendly election jokes in my inbox this morning and i want to - Loather - 03-04-2016

fuck you got me

i'm a literal fake christian


FW: RE: bernie sandesrs OWNS donald turmp - must see!! - Schazer - 03-15-2016

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I received some family-friendly election jokes in my inbox this morning and i want to - a52 - 03-15-2016

um schazer that's not how you post images