Jester Mafia (GAME OVER!)

I was actually promising to haunt Fogel
Wheat already seems fairly haunted, any more would be redundant

Vote: PYP

I don't want to, no, but you're forcing my hand here.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON.

Okay so!
Jester Mafia, secretly Jester Mafia 2, began on February Twenty-First, at 12:26 PM EST with a flavor post by the moderator, Dragon Fogel.
It was followed by a vote and election vote by Jacquerel and was followed by a string of rather pessimistic posts from Ix, who, rather than get a suicidal role, was actually forced to have a role that he had to take seriously. After that, Granolaman claimed to be a daycop and myself, Wojjan, and Cyber immediately voted for Ixcaliber while MrGuy perceived his statements as a facade. Ix reinforced his seriousness and the first page ended.

On the advent of page two, Wheeeeeetthins introduced himself and attempted suicide with a Pool Noodle Rapture. It did not do anything public other than make Dragon Fogel make an event post. After that, Jacquerel was offended and proceeded to vote for Wheat, who responded with a delirious account of his life after the Noodle Rapture that did not kill him as he seemed to have intended. Then NotTheAuthor posted, granolaman felt sorry for Ix, and MrGuy reasserted that Ix's comments were an act. After being asked why he wasn't voting for Ix by Cyber, Guy realized how Double and Triple posts currently work on these forums. Cyber and Guy assumed that the only way for the mafia to win, was for them to lose, data that is backed up by the way Jesters work and by how the last game played out. Jacquerel then promised to haunt the dreams of Wheat Mr. Thins, who somehow found a cigarette and continued with his delirious fantasy and observation of the human psychosis after Wojjan speculated further about the nature of this game. Then NotTheAuthor elected Wheat for Balloon Thing. After that, you posted with confusion, Fogel posted votals, and agent similarly had no idea what was occurring so after Ix posted about more speculation involving the nuances to this game in regards to the win conditions and mounting a case against MrGuy, I posted this recap at the top of the third page and then you all presumably read this leading to you reading this sentence here right now ass tittes.

dammit stop talking already

vote: solaris

I CHANGE MY MIND

GIVE ME THE BALOOOOONS

elect: paranoia

dammit stop talking already

okay

More Votals Because I Feel Like It

String 'Em Up:
Ixcaliber - 3 (Solaris, Woffles, cyber95)
Solaris - 3 (MrGuy, Pick Yer Poison, soundlyParanoid)
Wheat - 2 (Jacquerel, AgentBlue)
MrGuy - 1 (Ixcaliber)
Pick Yer Poison - 1 (Not The Author)

It's Your Birthday:
Ixcaliber - 3 (Solaris, MrGuy, Pick Yer Poison)
Jacquerel - 2 (Jacquerel, Woffles)
Wheat - 1 (Not The Author)
AgentBlue - 1 (AgentBlue)
soundlyParanoid - 1 (soundlyParanoid)

7 to lynch, 4 to softlynch, no deadline just yet.

Pyps! Isn't that Plaid's derpfont :O

Vote: Solaris for making this nonsense easier to understand.

is anyone else getting a super scummy feel from this because I am

it screams all "haha look I'm being sillly and voting for little reason too AND I'm up to date with the thread don't I fit in guys!"

why does everyone think I'm scum in every mafia game

Well you accused someone of being scum then didn't vote for them, voted for someone for making things clearer and are now trying to get people to take pity on you, that's hardly working in your favour ;)

Oh wow.

Hey guys guess what? I've got the most broken op power in the game.

EVERYONE JUST PILE ON SOLRIS

HE USES TOO MANY WORDS HE IS NOT ONE OF US.

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ALSO GIVE ME THE BALOONS.

Well you accused someone of being scum then didn't vote for them, voted for someone for making things clearer and are now trying to get people to take pity on you, that's hardly working in your favour ;)

I didn't vote for him because voting for him means the mafia will be closer to winning!

Why would I want the scum to win

Can You Spot The Change In The Votals?

You Are About 10 Second Away From Execution By Lynch Mob:
Ixcaliber - 3 (Solaris, Woffles, cyber95)
Solaris - 3 (MrGuy, Pick Yer Poison, soundlyParanoid)
Wheat - 2 (Jacquerel, AgentBlue)
MrGuy - 1 (Ixcaliber)
Pick Yer Poison - 1 (Not The Author)
Woffles - 1 (Wheat)

Woop Zoop It's Exploding Live Balloon Animals Time:
Ixcaliber - 3 (Solaris, MrGuy, Pick Yer Poison)
Jacquerel - 2 (Jacquerel, Woffles)
Wheat - 1 (Not The Author)
AgentBlue - 1 (AgentBlue)
soundlyParanoid - 1 (soundlyParanoid)

7 to lynch, 4 to softlynch, no deadline just yet.

I really don't think the mafia's overall win condition is "have all the members of the mafia die" although I could be wrong

ELECT ME TO SOOTH MY ANGERED SOUL.

LYNCH HUBBYSOLARIS DAMMIT.

i just want to post here because for a few glorious moments we are made out of shipping

it is truly beautiful

LYNCH SOLARIS DON'T MAKE ME PUT ON MY ACIOFACE

ALSO GIMME THINGS THAT GO BOOM.

Lynch: Solaris for corrupting our pure and innocent game with his gross webcomic fetishes

Okay Let's Get A Deadline Going Now Votals

A Fate Equivalent To Death:
Solaris - 4 (MrGuy, Pick Yer Poison, soundlyParanoid, Jacquerel)
Ixcaliber - 3 (Solaris, Woffles, cyber95)
Wheat - 1 (AgentBlue)
MrGuy - 1 (Ixcaliber)
Pick Yer Poison - 1 (Not The Author)
Woffles - 1 (Wheat)

A Fate Probably Better Than Death:
Ixcaliber - 3 (Solaris, MrGuy, Pick Yer Poison)
Jacquerel - 2 (Jacquerel, Woffles)
Wheat - 1 (Not The Author)
AgentBlue - 1 (AgentBlue)
soundlyParanoid - 1 (soundlyParanoid)

7 to lynch, 4 to softlynch.

The deadline is now Wednesday. At the stroke of Midnight MST on Thursday, if there is no change in votes, Solaris will be lynched and Ix will receive the balloon animals.

Anyone who wants to change this, act now.

Hey people, you've got a little under 38 hours to change the day's results. Assuming you want to, anyhow.

Yay!!!

You've foiled my plans for the last time, Scorpion Man.


Well technically there's absolutely nothing I can do about it, but I'm just sort of really hoping this is the last time.

Just stop foiling my plans, ok.

What's This It's A Tie Votals

Die Die Die:
Solaris - 4 (MrGuy, Pick Yer Poison, soundlyParanoid, Jacquerel)
Ixcaliber - 4 (Solaris, Woffles, cyber95, Wheat)
Wheat - 1 (AgentBlue)
MrGuy - 1 (Ixcaliber)
Pick Yer Poison - 1 (Not The Author)

Balloons Are Fun:
Ixcaliber - 4 (Solaris, MrGuy, Pick Yer Poison, Wheat)
Jacquerel - 2 (Jacquerel, Woffles)
Wheat - 1 (Not The Author)
AgentBlue - 1 (AgentBlue)
soundlyParanoid - 1 (soundlyParanoid)

7 to lynch, 4 to softlynch.

Deadline is the end of February, CST. What happens in the event of a tie? NO ONE KNOWS!

I certainly don't, anyways. If the votes don't change, we may just find out!