Jester Mafia (GAME OVER!)

Event!

A massive beam of light appears from the heavens and envelops Wheat.

He pretty much just stands there afterwards, completely unharmed.

Everyone goes back to their silly business.

Post-Rapture Votals:

The Lucky Man In The Noose:
Ixcaliber - 3 (Solaris, Woffles, cyber95)
Pick Yer Poison - 1 (Jacquerel)

He Who Shall Wield The Balloons:
Ixcaliber - 2 (Solaris, MrGuy)
Jacquerel - 1 (Jacquerel)

7 to lynch, 4 to softlynch, no deadline just yet.

Jacquerel is outdone on the balloonstand now. Elect: Jack

Wheat how dare you try to noodle yourself
I don't even know what that means but it sounds inappropriate and thus I think the only suitable response is death

Vote: Wheat

Also guy either doesn't have a vote or you forgot to write it down

Hmmm.

Hmmmmm.


Hm.

I think I'll stick with my votes as they stand for now.

I Was Definitely Never Missing Anyone's Votes Votals

The Lucky Man In The Noose:
Ixcaliber - 3 (Solaris, Woffles, cyber95)
Pick Yer Poison - 1 (Jacquerel)
Woffles - 1 (MrGuy)

He Who Shall Wield The Balloons:
Ixcaliber - 2 (Solaris, MrGuy)
Jacquerel - 2 (Jacquerel, Woffles)

7 to lynch, 4 to softlynch, no deadline just yet.

Sucks to be the straight man in clown college Ix. I'd vote ya, but it's against the rules.

You guys

Ix is clearly a faking faker

He does not have a real real role because if he did he would pretend to be a regular jester so he wouldn't get lynched. His role is probably "Ixcaliber" or "fake real role" or "real fake role" and he's pretending to be upset so we'll pitylynch him and then he'll win

I bet he's the mafia too

if he's the mafia why are you not voting him

if he's the mafia why are you not voting him

Because I don't want him to win!

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if he's the mafia why are you not voting him

Because I don't want him to win!

Are you PRO-SCUM, cyber?

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Guys, the ET forums make double posts one post! I wonder if they do it with triple posts too

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They do!

i may not have thought of the full implications of what jester mafia would mean for the actual mafia

what game am i playing

Look it's quite simple. If the mafia wins then the mafia loses. The town wants the mafia to lose. Therefore, we have to let the mafia win.

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Unless your win condition is different, in which case you're a scummy jerkwad.

i may not have thought of the full implications of what jester mafia would mean for the actual mafia

what game am i playing

THE BEST GAME

Also, yeah, ever since the forum shift, multiple posts get combined if you make them in the space of about an hour or so.

Votals are unchanged since the last ones.

This is the second Jester Mafia, I've heard tales that in the first the mafia won but every individual member of the mafia lost

Also in correcting that mistake (unless this is one where I have to literally type out unvote vote to change vote) I pointed out you missed the vote I voted in the same post

keep slipping up and I will ensure that this seagull is going to haunt your dreams

just in case unvote
vote: Wheat

you're going down

The Votals Are Always Correct Votals

The Lucky Man In The Noose:
Ixcaliber - 3 (Solaris, Woffles, cyber95)
Woffles - 1 (MrGuy)
Wheat - 1 (Jacquerel)

He Who Shall Wield The Balloons:
Ixcaliber - 2 (Solaris, MrGuy)
Jacquerel - 2 (Jacquerel, Woffles)

7 to lynch, 4 to softlynch, no deadline just yet.

I can but garner that this isn't just everyone trying to get themselves lynched but a palooza of other kinds of wincons related to lynching. I doubt that Ix as a straight up jester would play the EURGH I QUIT card this early, and if he's mafia it's well worth denying the mafia their win in order to possibly maybe let Ix win

Alright, you've convinced me.

Elect: Wheat

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON.

VOTE: SCHAZER

ELECT: WHEAT

Pay Attention To The Playerlist Votals

The Hanged Man:
Ixcaliber - 3 (Solaris, Woffles, cyber95)
Woffles - 1 (MrGuy)
Wheat - 1 (Jacquerel)
Schazer - 1 (soundlyParanoid)

The Emperor:
Ixcaliber - 2 (Solaris, MrGuy)
Jacquerel - 2 (Jacquerel, Woffles)
Wheat - 2 (Not The Author, soundlyParanoid)

7 to lynch, 4 to softlynch, no deadline just yet.

I

have no idea what's going on :3

Buuuuut I shall vote: Wheat because my attention span is too short for much text~

--and a twist!--

Elect: Agen because who wouldn't wanna own an explosion :P

if he's the mafia why are you not voting him

Because I don't want him to win!

I was actually preparing a post wherein the thrust of my argument was LYNCH THE MAFIA because yes individual mafia members may win the mafia as a whole will lose and thus a town win. Then it occurred to me that that would also mean all surviving town lose, inividually speaking.

I hadn't really thought that through until this point.

People are going to play to their win conditions, which pretty much means that everyone is going to play more or less the same. Maybe nuanced to account for the variations upon the role.

When you aren't a jester and you're trying to hunt the mafia this is like an extra level of annoyance.

Also seriously if you have a vote on me out of 'oh well lets put ix out of his misery with this miserable role' don't. I'm a stubborn arse, I'll see this thing through.

You know what, fuck it, this is a good legitimate reason to vote for someone so I'm using it.

Vote: MrGuy for refusing to vote for those who he thinks are mafia.

Good Morning Votals

Death Row:
Ixcaliber - 3 (Solaris, Woffles, cyber95)
Wheat - 1 (Jacquerel, AgentBlue)
Woffles - 1 (MrGuy)
Schazer - 1 (soundlyParanoid)
MrGuy - 1 (Ixcaliber)

Keys to the Zoo:
Ixcaliber - 2 (Solaris, MrGuy)
Jacquerel - 2 (Jacquerel, Woffles)
Wheat - 2 (Not The Author, soundlyParanoid)
AgentBlue - 1 (AgentBlue)

7 to lynch, 4 to softlynch, no deadline just yet.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON.

Okay so!
Jester Mafia, secretly Jester Mafia 2, began on February Twenty-First, at 12:26 PM EST with a flavor post by the moderator, Dragon Fogel.
It was followed by a vote and election vote by Jacquerel and was followed by a string of rather pessimistic posts from Ix, who, rather than get a suicidal role, was actually forced to have a role that he had to take seriously. After that, Granolaman claimed to be a daycop and myself, Wojjan, and Cyber immediately voted for Ixcaliber while MrGuy perceived his statements as a facade. Ix reinforced his seriousness and the first page ended.

On the advent of page two, Wheeeeeetthins introduced himself and attempted suicide with a Pool Noodle Rapture. It did not do anything public other than make Dragon Fogel make an event post. After that, Jacquerel was offended and proceeded to vote for Wheat, who responded with a delirious account of his life after the Noodle Rapture that did not kill him as he seemed to have intended. Then NotTheAuthor posted, granolaman felt sorry for Ix, and MrGuy reasserted that Ix's comments were an act. After being asked why he wasn't voting for Ix by Cyber, Guy realized how Double and Triple posts currently work on these forums. Cyber and Guy assumed that the only way for the mafia to win, was for them to lose, data that is backed up by the way Jesters work and by how the last game played out. Jacquerel then promised to haunt the dreams of Wheat Mr. Thins, who somehow found a cigarette and continued with his delirious fantasy and observation of the human psychosis after Wojjan speculated further about the nature of this game. Then NotTheAuthor elected Wheat for Balloon Thing. After that, you posted with confusion, Fogel posted votals, and agent similarly had no idea what was occurring so after Ix posted about more speculation involving the nuances to this game in regards to the win conditions and mounting a case against MrGuy, I posted this recap at the top of the third page and then you all presumably read this leading to you reading this sentence here right now ass tittes.

Vote: Solaris for making this nonsense easier to understand.

Vote: Solaris
Elect: Ixcalibur

Okay That's Everyone Accounted For Votals

Death Awaits You:
Ixcaliber - 3 (Solaris, Woffles, cyber95)
Wheat - 2 (Jacquerel, AgentBlue)
Solaris - 2 (MrGuy, Pick Yer Poison)
Schazer - 1 (soundlyParanoid)
MrGuy - 1 (Ixcaliber)

Balloons Await You:
Ixcaliber - 3 (Solaris, MrGuy, Pick Yer Poison)
Jacquerel - 2 (Jacquerel, Woffles)
Wheat - 2 (Not The Author, soundlyParanoid)
AgentBlue - 1 (AgentBlue)

7 to lynch, 4 to softlynch, no deadline just yet.