WHO ARE THE REAL MONSTERS?!?!?!??!? MAFIA N5: nothing happened

Originally posted on MSPA by Agent1022.

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I'd probably do flavor if I had any flavor to do.

/me has donated $0.02

Originally posted on MSPA by Agent1022.

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horrible, horrible page topper.

Um...let me get back to analyses when I have a clearer head.

Originally posted on MSPA by Solaris.

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everythings turning up malky

Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.

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100 Mod Points to Ixcalibur for I already forget but you are precious child.

2 Mod Points to Solaris for reminding me about Mod Ponts.

Originally posted on MSPA by A Killer Cuppa Tea.

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n.... o???????

Are you a bunch of duck eyes?

Originally posted on MSPA by Solaris.

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oh oh oh i like this game
beruru are you THE PAGEMASTER
are you that vampire girl from that one movie with selena gomez

OH MY GOD IS THERE A ONCE-LER
MALKY DID YOU PUT A ONCE-LER IN THIS GAME

hee hee hee

seedy
seeeeeeeeeeedy
are
are you the
crepuscularDissemb-Ler

Originally posted on MSPA by A Killer Cuppa Tea.

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By This Logic, if Tea was targetted for deletion by any irregulars, it would most likely be by Irregulars from a viral program suspecting him to be a member of an opposing team.

Where'd the other kill go then?

Originally posted on MSPA by Agent1022.

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We're making the assumption there was a vig or some kind of other thingy kill on you as well.

I think.

Originally posted on MSPA by Solaris.

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doctors exist, scum doctors exist, single-redirection roles exist, delay roles exist, bulletproofs exist, variants of all of these things may or may not exist in this amazing world we live in all hail malky in the name of the sleep deprivation, the babble, and the holy unbrushed hair

Originally posted on MSPA by Solaris.

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amen

Originally posted on MSPA by A Killer Cuppa Tea.

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Yea but if there is a vig and a mafia kill and they both targeted me it makes sense if I'm "just" town.

If there are two mafia teams and I am one of them, one of the kills targeted me so where did the other 1 go?

Furthermore, Solaris, are you a pie?

Originally posted on MSPA by Agent1022.

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Para: If Tea was targeted by scum, it would most likely be by a second set of mafia-ers.

Tea: Where'd the other kill go?

Assuming there was a vig kill on Tea, that was the other kill, and that would raise the possibility that Tea is scum...

Either that, or Tea was targeted by both mafia and yakuza (i'm just going to call them that from now on). Which isn't...so likely.

Tea you are a mystery

Originally posted on MSPA by A Killer Cuppa Tea.

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doctors exist, scum doctors exist, single-redirection roles exist, delay roles exist, bulletproofs exist, variants of all of these things may or may not exist in this amazing world we live in all hail malky in the name of the sleep deprivation, the babble, and the holy unbrushed hair

Well there're some explanations that work. You know, I guess we wait until tonight until we know more for sure.

Originally posted on MSPA by Solaris.

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it doesn't matter where it went right now or if it exists all that matters is that we give the ceremonial two and a half minutes of silence for our lord and savoir malkytop, praise be malkytop

Originally posted on MSPA by A Killer Cuppa Tea.

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Tea you are a mystery

Just the way I like it [img]images/smilies/icon_heartbeat.gif[/img]

Originally posted on MSPA by A Killer Cuppa Tea.

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it doesn't matter where it went right now or if it exists all that matters is that we give the ceremonial two and a half minutes of silence for our lord and savoir malkytop, praise be malkytop

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-two and a half minutes pass-

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I have a rather better explanation for why scum wanted me dead but I'd rather leave it up in the air for now.

Originally posted on MSPA by Agent1022.

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Yea but if there is a vig and a mafia kill and they both targeted me it makes sense if I'm "just" town.

If there are two mafia teams and I am one of them, one of the kills targeted me so where did the other 1 go?

Furthermore, Solaris, are you a pie?

i'll answer this one by way of solly and the power of sleep depreivation

doctors exist, scum doctors exist, single-redirection roles exist, delay roles exist, bulletproofs exist, variants of all of these things may or may not exist in this amazing world we live in all hail malky in the name of the sleep deprivation, the babble, and the holy unbrushed hair

in all seriousness though

Yea but if there is a vig and a mafia kill and they both targeted me it makes sense if I'm "just" town.

i'm still scratching my head as to why a vig kill would be directed to you though; your behavior might be justification enough but there remains the possibility of something more. what you want to be doing is to get that possibility probability closer to zero. Narrow out the wavefunction. Sacrifice momentum for position.

If there are two mafia teams and I am one of them, one of the kills targeted me so where did the other 1 go?

[quote="Solaris"]doctors exist, scum doctors exist, single-redirection roles exist, delay roles exist, bulletproofs exist

it's all possible.

[quote="A Killer Cuppa Tea"]Furthermore, Solaris, are you a pie?

I'll...leave this one to solly.

Originally posted on MSPA by Agent1022.

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Okay, I've got to figure out why all my quoteboxes get broken.

Originally posted on MSPA by A Killer Cuppa Tea.

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one of your closing quotes didnt have a / in it.

Here, have a rainbow list (for the sake of brevity there are only three categories) :

Paranoia
Solaris
Ixcalibur
TehPilot
konec0
crepuscularDissembler
Schazer
anacreon
Luneix
cuttlefishCuller - ok maybe there should be a slightly yellowish green here and Luneix
Namboto - a paler green such as this one
Mirdini
seastormjt
Palamedes
absoluteCertainty - was town yesterday but it was a light read and she hasnt done much to build on that so she's back down to null
curiousCat - probably my strongest townread
Agent1022
A Killer Cuppa Tea

Originally posted on MSPA by A Killer Cuppa Tea.

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meh... most of them greens should prolly be more towards the yellow i feel. And i got the wrong green on some people [img]images/smilies/apple.gif[/img]

IGNORE THAT LIST I'LL MAKE ONE THAT ISNT WRONG IN A FEW HOURS

Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.

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MINUS 1000 MOD POINTS FROM SOLARIS I VURSH MU HAIR BRACTUCALLY EVERY DAY HOW DARE YOU.

Originally posted on MSPA by curiousCat.

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curiousCat - probably my strongest townread

Originally posted on MSPA by TehPilot.

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however, I do want to know why, exactly, pilot bussed tea and guy. What were they trying to accomplish?

nothing in particular
the whims of random can be quite fickle

As an addendum, TehPilot, is there anything you can do to confirm, or at least assuage our doubts about your busdriver'ness? Or can anyone else come forwards with happenings from last night?

there is nothing more we can do with regards to manipulation via redirection
from here forward the best we can do excluding others ascertaining they were involved in this maneuver is post what actions we have taken at the dawn of each solar cycle

SpoilerShow

the issue is that

there is no reason
why me and ix as scum would ever do the things we are doing
why would scum EVER make constant attention to themselves
why would they post drivel again and again

why would scum let themselves get so much attention when there are people who are Actually Scummy extant elsewhere

thats the issue here
not taking things serious does not equal scummy behavoir even if it wasnt this!!!

because the act of being nuetral in a situation in which there are people worse and better than nettrual does not mean that whoever is acting the most neutral the loudest is OBVIOUSLY SCUM

its v. dumb, especially in a game where i can go up to the mod and tell her to tell me a bedtime story and there is a chance she will comply

we heavily disagree with this very train of thought
we have done this before in a game involving a metaphorical concept used to indicate the direction of mental processing turned chaotic
also being neutral forever does not help
and drawing attention to oneself in such a manner does not help the scumhunt
get on board with this or experience the wrath of LYNCHCINERATION

barring these occurrences we look forward to seeing what tea has to contribute on the matter at hand

Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.

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I THINK SOMEONE'S AT SOFT LYNCH VOTALS

seastormjt (1): crepuscularDissembler
seastorm (1): anacreon
A Killer Cuppa Tea (2): Solaris, Agent1022
Solaris (6): curiousCat, Luneix, TehPilot, A Killer Cuppa Tea, Palamedes, konec0
Abstaining ([img]images/smilies/icon_cool.gif[/img]: seastormjt, Paranoia, Mirdini, absoluteCertainty, Namboto, Schazer, cuttlefishCuller, Ixcalibur

Day ends February 1st at 5 PM EST. It takes 10 to hammer and 6 to soft lynch. Blabbity blab. Paranoia stop doing wacky color things and weird terminology for the word 'vote'.

Originally posted on MSPA by Palamedes.

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Hey Tea why no scumreads?

ALSO SOLARIS: You still haven't countered the 'you blindly going after Tea bores me so by your own logic you should die' argument.

On the other hand I don't really know what's up with Tea and Pilot anymore but hey Vote: Namboto for trying to make the (potentially town) busdriver look like a LIAR so that we'd turbolynch him just to back down the instant you're confronted.