WHO ARE THE REAL MONSTERS?!?!?!??!? MAFIA N5: nothing happened

Originally posted on MSPA by Palamedes.

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Tea it was Visceral and Guy.

Tell me you didn't strongly oppose both of them yesterday.

Also I can get down with Vote: Pilot. Be blatant please sirs.

Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.

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BOT IS NOT WORKING YET VOTALS

A Killer Cuppa Tea (2) - Agent1022, Solaris
Agent1022 (1) - Luneix
Solaris (2) - curiousCat, A Killer Cuppa Tea
TehPilot (2) - crepiscularDissembler, Palamedes

Abstaining (11) - Paranoia, Ixcalibur, TehPilot, konec0, Schazer, anacreon, cuttlefishCuller, Namboto, Mirdini, seastormjt, absoluteCertainty

Day ends February 1st I think that's what I said at 5 PM EST. It takes 10 to lynch and 6 to softlynch.

Originally posted on MSPA by Solaris.

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im going to
eat a buiscuit
feed
me

Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.

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I'M NOT YOUR SEYMOUR, SOLARIS.

Originally posted on MSPA by Solaris.

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BUT YOU ARE THE JENOVA TO MY SEPHIROPH

MOTHER WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME

Originally posted on MSPA by TehPilot.

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okay geez

we're busdrivers, we run around like nuts and confuse people

we ended up busdriving Tea and Guy and then this happened

now we don't think that we had a vigilante shoot that night? that kill was probably a mafia kill but we're not sure. tea is a weird target for a mafia kill. but I don't think there was more than one kill

unless (somehow) there was a vig after Tea and the mafia after MrGuy and when I switched the kills it didn't do jack b/c Tea was/is doctored/bulletproof? doctor wouldn't work unless Guy was doctored but bulletproof is possible

we see things pointing to tea as town and it isn't quite making sense (although we did suspect a Tea/Visceral town/town scenario this should not be such a shock)

also having MrGuy killtargered twice (as some people noticed in the flavor although we believe flavor means jack shit) only works if two people targeted Tea anyways, which would probably be vig/mafia and that would make for one hell of a weird universe we're in

cat additionally has said things we want explanation of (#446, #450 please)

now we don't particularly like Solaris ourselves either since he's been off doing whatever and at this point i feel he should at least be saying words on this
vote: Solaris until he pipes up

and there are people who haven't chimed in greatly that we did like (Paranoia wherefore art thou)

Originally posted on MSPA by TehPilot.

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additionally one of the reasons we picked tea/guy was because we did not suspect any kind of major fuckery to occur from that, and it's a step above the impulsive choice of Tea/Anacreon but we changed it in fear of causing major investigative fuckups

yes that play was probably ass but it potentially townfirms tea which is avoiding more misdirected lynches, and townfirms never hurt

Originally posted on MSPA by A Killer Cuppa Tea.

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Cat... You asshole!

:|

Originally posted on MSPA by Solaris.

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there is so much bullshit that could be going on in this game that i wont even pretend that yours is the only reality

what the hell do i even have to do with tea

i was voting him because he bored me

all who fail to amuse me will perish this is the truth

you all only exist as my playthings, pieces on a chessboard to move as i see fit

and you may ask, why, why solaris

why are we the playthings to you

well theres an answer

nanomachines

Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.

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Slolaris go to bed.

Mommy can't deal with you right now you're high or something.

Originally posted on MSPA by Solaris.

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nnnnnngggggggggggggnoooooooo
make meeeeeeeeee

Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.

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SOLARIS.

SOLARIS.

ARE YOU DISOBEYING MOMMY.

DO YOU WANT TO MAKE LIFE HARD FOR HER.

THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS.

Originally posted on MSPA by konec0.

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Okay first things first

Can we piece together at least a vague picture of what happened last night. Who had Things happen to them, and what?

Do not enjoy how Solaris is STILL going after Tea for little/no explanation ("he does not amuse me" is not a reason I will accept) and he's been doing it since D1. Even if he's a lyncher (which he might not be) it's not beneficial to town at all.

Vote: Solaris for the moment.

Also:

we ended up busdriving Tea and Guy and then this happened

it means I am masoned with a vig who shot mrguy

One of these people are lying.

Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.

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Ahahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahaha.

Reading all you mortals trying to figure out mysteries is amsusing.

Originally posted on MSPA by Agent1022.

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Tea, you're going to have to make a better defense than that. Please, please, please, convince me.

Originally posted on MSPA by Agent1022.

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god dammit ninjas stop attacking me

malkyyy do something about these ninjas

Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.

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I cannot because I am a ninja myself and ninjas cannot destroy their own being. It's in the ninja gooce.

Originally posted on MSPA by absoluteCertainty.

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how about both of them are lying
and they're on opposing scumteams
BAM

Originally posted on MSPA by Solaris.

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boooooooooooooooooooo
boooooooooooooooooooooo

back in MY DAY there was only one scumteam and WE LIKED IT

Originally posted on MSPA by TehPilot.

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BERURU ARE YOU A VAMPIRE TAX COLLECTOR-LIKE THING Y/N

Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.

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But solairs you were inm y sleepifa did you forget why did you forgoet.

also com back and be a judge.

Originally posted on MSPA by Solaris.

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i dont know what you are talking about malky

all i remember are beeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

Originally posted on MSPA by curiousCat.

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One of these people are lying.

it's me I lied I assumed the busdriver was scum my b

Originally posted on MSPA by Palamedes.

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Catboss, Cat said in that same post you quoted that she was also probably trolling, got to be honest I'm not happy with you misquoting it but I liked you D1 so it's not that big a deal.

Vote: Solaris

Come on man. You never helped me get my revenge on Schazer and her lousy Schazbucks, why should I help you live now? (Yes playing the lyncher for Tea is boring Solaris, defeated by your own logic!)

Originally posted on MSPA by konec0.

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Catboss, Cat said in that same post you quoted that she was also probably trolling

True. I could have just let her be coy about it. Or I could have made her just come right out and say it, which I did, and which therefore clears things up, and also her response was very informative.