BLOOD THREAD!! warning h*rdcore

Ever wish there was a place to find blood facts, blood news, blood jokes - and more? Wish no longer!! Here is blood thread!! Here is blood thread rules!!

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• All posts must either A. Share Blood Information or B. React to Blood Information. Stay on topic!
  

Here is my blood information!! There's a such thing as a pig's blood ice cream sundae. Apparently it's got both alcohol and chocolate to mask the fact that pig blood is kind of gross tasting. I'd still try it just for the novelty though. (Imagine being able to just, go up to someone and say "yeah I've had pig blood before.", that would be worth it to me.)

O+ is a blood type.

A+ is another blood type.

B- is a different blood type.

There is no such blood type as E+, just like batteries.

i agglutinate in response

Did you know that in the ancient times, insects were Very Large?

This is because there was a lot more oxygen in the atmosphere then, so their primitive cardiovascular respiratory systems (their Blood Systems) were able to keep up with their Very Large bodies.

Here's another blood fact:

  There's blood inside you RIGHT NOW

Blood freezes at -2 degrees celsius

blood fact: blood is a shear-thinning liquid

blood fact: im scared of it

*faints*

Blood fact: Our blood is used to carry oxygen from the outside world to our cells, as well as many other fun products around the body.

Bug blood fact: Bug blood doesn't carry oxygen and instead just kind of squeegees hormones through the bug.

bug blood fact: bugs' organs float in their blood. they have no blood vessels. if you cut a bug anywhere the bug will just pthhbhtphbhthbh out, not splurt out like in huma\ns

Did you know that in the ancient times, insects were Very Large?

This is because there was a lot more oxygen in the atmosphere then, so their primitive cardiovascular systems (their Blood Systems) were able to keep up with their Very Large bodies.

Blood fact: the primitive respiratory systems of bugs is made up of spiracles, air tubes that connect directly to bug tissues. The above fact has nothing to do with blood at all!

Blood fact: have you heard the saying "blood is thicker than water", which means that family / blood relatives should stick together?

this is a common misquote. the full saying is "the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb", which has the exact opposite a very different meaning!

Blood Information

• Blood fact!! Blood drops can skeletonize, which essentially means they leave behind a ring-shaped stain! Sorta similar to coffee stains, but visceral.
  
• Blood fact!! The average clotting time varies wildly based on environmental factors. 3-15 minutes is a pretty massive range in health situations!
  
• Blood fiction!! Certain symbiotic leech gods may promise supernatural powers in exchange for blood. What they usually DON'T tell you is that they will drink from your veins every time you want to use their gift. It is very painful! (And usually short-lived, especially for passive powers.)
  

React to Blood Information

• Really interesting bug physiology discussion in blood thread! I didn't know bug organs just sorta floated, that's rad and somewhat creepy. Classic blood thread!
  
• I have E+ blood! You speak lies!
  

Blood is thick and not delicious. Do not drink A+. Do not drink A-. Do not drink B+. Do not drink B-. Do not drink O+. Do not drink O-.

Blood is thick and not delicious. Do not drink A+. Do not drink A-. Do not drink B+. Do not drink B-. Do not drink O+. Do not drink O-.

it sounds an awful lot like youre telling us to drink blood reyweld

THIS JUST IN: Local forum-goer says it's A-OK to drink AB+ and AB- blood?

i think blood is not very nice. I replaced mine with liquid mercury

Do not drink. Blood. Do not. AB+. AB-. Drink not. Blood. Blood. Blood. Drink. No blood. Blood. No blood.

Blood fact: the colour of your blood correlates with the level of toxins and impurities in your body due to today's awful meat-based diet. you are what you eat, huh? eat blood, and you become blood.

If you prick someone who has followed a strict vegan diet for many years, they will bleed fresh water.

but what happens if someone eats a someone who bleeds fresh water? if you eat blood you become blood, but if the blood is fresh water you'd become fresh water, right? so if you ate only strict vegans, you would technically count as a strict vegan because you would bleed fresh water

if you drank of their blood then yes. if you ate of their flesh then no.

Do not drink. Blood. Do not. AB+. AB-. Drink not. Blood. Blood. Blood. Drink. No blood. Blood. No blood.

im not really sure i want to, but if you really want me to drink blood that badly i guess ill give it a shot