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What ARE birds?
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03-26-2019, 09:26 PM
Ducks are birds!
Chickens/roosters are not really birds.
Geese are birds!
Potoos are not birds.
Frogmouths are not birds.
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03-26-2019, 11:04 PM
are turtles birds?
are lizards birds?
are geckos birds?
are iguana birds?
are skinks birds?
are glass lizards birds?
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03-27-2019, 12:04 AM
(03-26-2019, 11:04 PM)Schazer Wrote: »are turtles birds?
are lizards birds?
are geckos birds?
are iguana birds?
are skinks birds?
are glass lizards birds?

Turtles are birds!
All lizards are birds!
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03-27-2019, 01:49 AM
Are rhea birds?
Are emus birds?
Are puffins birds?
Are penguins birds?
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03-27-2019, 02:11 AM
Are koalas birds?
Are moths birds?
Are gnus birds?
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03-27-2019, 09:51 AM
Are birds animals that have a swimming instinct?
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03-27-2019, 10:14 PM
Rhea are birds.
(03-21-2019, 06:38 AM)a52 Wrote: »Emus are birds
Puffins are not birds.
Penguins are not birds.

Koalas are birds (mammals are birds).
Moths are birds.
Gnus are birds (mammals are birds).

Birds are not animals that have a swimming instinct!
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04-02-2019, 12:06 PM
Are cephalopods birds?
Are cnidarians birds?
Are dinosaurs birds?
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04-03-2019, 02:39 AM
Are coconuts birds?
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04-05-2019, 05:03 AM
Are Metaves not birds?
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04-08-2019, 11:16 PM
(04-02-2019, 12:06 PM)naproxenne Wrote: »Are cephalopods birds?
Are cnidarians birds?
Are dinosaurs birds?

Hmm, this one really tests my definition... I'm going to say... yes? All cephalopods are birds? Some definitely more than others though.
No cnidarians are birds!
a52 Wrote:Emus are birds
Pigeons are not birds
Therefore some, but not all, dinosaurs are birds.

(04-03-2019, 02:39 AM)Joe Starman Wrote: »Are coconuts birds?

Coconuts are not birds!

(04-05-2019, 05:03 AM)CSJ Wrote: »Are Metaves not birds?

there is no information on what are not birds, only what are birds

No Metaves are birds
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04-09-2019, 03:57 AM
Birds are certain things in existence that meet a criteria that you have randomly chosen upon that is consistent upon what all our guesses are or arnt.
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04-09-2019, 04:09 AM
Are birds animals that don't rely on camouflage?
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04-09-2019, 04:14 AM
Alternatively, are birds creatures with binocular vision?
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04-09-2019, 04:46 AM
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Congratulations! Birds are animals with

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Which I eventually defined as intromittent organs that enter the female during copulation (god, reproductive anatomy is complicated!)

I'm curious what the apparent contradictions were though. I hope I didn't make any mistakes Nervous
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04-09-2019, 04:54 AM (This post was last modified: 04-09-2019, 04:56 AM by naproxenne.)
heheheh...

Birds are not birds.

Some frogs are birds.
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04-09-2019, 04:59 AM
are lungfish birds
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04-09-2019, 12:44 PM
Are trees birds?

Are bees birds?

Is the zesty crunch of Caesar salad a bird?
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04-09-2019, 02:29 PM
(04-09-2019, 04:59 AM)CSJ Wrote: »are lungfish birds

Lungfish are not birds.

(04-09-2019, 12:44 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Are trees birds?
Are bees birds?
Is the zesty crunch of Caesar salad a bird?

Trees are not birds.
Bees are not birds.
But can the zesty crunch of Caesar salad see what kids love about cinnamon toast crunch?
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04-09-2019, 09:01 PM
Are dogs birds?
Are wolves birds?
Are crabs birds?
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04-09-2019, 09:01 PM
Is Mini ature a bird?
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04-09-2019, 09:03 PM
Are arthropods birds?
Are salamanders birds?
Are the Beatles birds?
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04-10-2019, 08:59 AM
Are cane toads birds?
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04-10-2019, 03:34 PM (This post was last modified: 04-10-2019, 03:34 PM by naproxenne.)
(04-09-2019, 09:01 PM)Schazer Wrote: »Are dogs birds?
Are wolves birds?
Are crabs birds?

Dogs and wolves are birds.

No crabs are birds.

(04-09-2019, 09:01 PM)Schazer Wrote: »Is <i>Mini ature</i> a bird?

Mini ature frogs are not birds.

(04-09-2019, 09:03 PM)Joe Starman Wrote: »Are arthropods birds?
Are salamanders birds?
Are the Beatles birds?

Some arthropods are birds.
Some salamanders are birds.
At least one beetle is a bird.
All of The Beatles are birds.

(04-10-2019, 08:59 AM)CSJ Wrote: »Are cane toads birds?

Cane toads are not birds.
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04-10-2019, 05:35 PM
Are birds viviparous
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