CSJ's June Colony

Updated to #19

Resources:
Population: 7
Build Material: 6
Food: 20

Job Spread:
Unemployed: 0
Synth Technician: 3
TGI Fridays Server: 4
Official Cat Patter*: 0
Bog Guardian*: 0
Giant Octupus Man Who Lives In Everyone’s House At Once And Absorbs Their Important Papers*: 0

Structures/Developments:
Flag (1) - 1 ?? - Signals CSJ's reign
Build Material Synthesizer (1) - 10 BM - Creates Build Material (2/emp) (Job Title: Synth Technician)
TGI Fridays (1) - 5 BM - Distributes Food (2/emp)
House (2) - 5 BM - Increases Population (1 + 0.25/unemp)
Recruitment Beacon (1) - 10 BM - Allows Custom Job Creation (signified by *)
Recruiting Bacon - 1 Food - Eating it creates a clone of the consumer (UNIQUE)
Holding Cell (1) - 3 BM - Can hold up to 3 Population in Stasis (Job Title: Prisoner)
Big Hole (1) - [-1] BM - Dangerous to leave around; Can be destroyed with 1 BM
Statue of Brutus (1) - 5 BM - Inspiring

Forward Time Travel Machine - Needs 40 BM, 5 ??, 1 ??

Settings:
Difficulty: 2
Add New Settings: On
No Clip: On (Population can phase through terrain, buildings)

Anyone can give commands to the colony, but CSJ has absolute vetoing power. To change control over this colony, vote here.

first things first, build material gathering facilities.

build a tgi fridays

Updated!

Farm land, and a mine f0r m0re advanced build materials
then, when p0ssible, make a research facility

acctually, make a few h0uses and a recruitment bec0n
f0r pe0ple

Make recruiting bacon

And then make a holding cell to process all the people who responded to the recording bacon

tear down the flag. no gods no masters up in this bitch

replace flag with giant 3-d printed corn chip

replace flag with giant sign that has a 3d printed c0rn chip as a r0adside attratci0n

I am happy, fellow colonists

Together, we shall build Junebase Alpha.

aeiou

as a gift to all colonists, I have chosen to install my fountain of youth in this base

use (ir)responsibly

there may also be a fountain of strewth - do not drink from it unless well-informed; the side-effects are pretty severe

we need a time travel machine so I can go into the future and punch myself
please

That doesnt sound very nice at all, Thalia!
Build a big hole instead

New setting: Noclip

That doesnt sound very nice at all, Thalia!
Build a big hole instead

you. cannot stop me

another suggestion: jobs such as Official Cat Patter, Bog Guardian and Giant Octupus Man Who Lives In Everyone’s House At Once And Absorbs Their Important Papers

Updated!

Erect safety signage around big hole, create parking area next to it to develop a tourist attraction

ADVERTISMENTS, up population of colony for 20% per day. decreases at bigger population, the more bm used in this wil up the percent 0f gr0wth

I wonder if any of this will become canon

Thanks for the inspiration