Buzzfia - Party Preparations - Night 7 (10/22 live)

hm I honestly agree with dunnergy, vending machine or Wheat 2+sole inheritor would probably be best

solaris are you saying you're not town? that you don't know what the standard towntext is? wait til the PTA hears about this

pilot I'd been considering wheat not being town but honestly I don't...care enough at the moment to debate that since they're gonna die soon
if they are scum then "continuing to exist as a stump who can't do anything except mislead town and make a lot of noise" would be really funny as a scum role thing

can scum or third party even be stump, like, mechanically speaking? because then they can't die and then us town can't get our victory condition. i mean, maybe if they can win alongside town, but that rules out most kinds of third party.

in character though i have to agree with wheat's dad that we really should get these traitors eliminated because i think he is a smart man who works hard and earned his position. and also because that's my wincon too.

also wheat might be independent but they're also vanilla so those probably cancel out.

so i... guess i'll unvote even though i think the whole argument that came up is a bunch of nonsense and only made it more likely that wheat is going to die. But if it's only like, me and one other person on it then that's not going to contribute to operation: Save Wheat With Numbers anyways so. Whatever.

although it looks like i was actually the last one off so. maybe this still works out.

and now having actually read the rest of it, Vote: Vending Machine because if it somehow has a win condition attached that sounds hilarious.

Yeah, Vote: Vending Machine, I'm all for silliness.

you know if this thing is going to drop goodies i'd like some of those goodies. Vote: Vending Machine

OMG guys have you gone crazy?? What if the vending machine is scum-aligned?!

Vending Ex Machina Votals:

a52 (3) : amosmyn, Seedy, Sunspider
Reecer6 (1) : Palamedes
Vending Machine (8) : dunnergy, Solaris, LegendaryQ, Justice Watch, Tehpilot, Robust Laser, Numbers, Reecer6.

Abstaining (10) : Mirdini, Schazer, awkwardcarapace,, ProfessorLizzard, Wheat, a52, Lordlyhour, Myeth, Thalia V1.

Bub Bids:

A. Energy Drink - 2 coins - Robust Laser
B. Coconut Water - 2 coins - Dunnergy
C. Granola Bar - 2 coins - awkwardcarapace
D. Chocolate Bar - 1 coin - a52
E. Chocolate Milk - 1 coin - Lordlyhour
G. Purple Heart Gummies - 2 coins - Sunspider

It takes 6 votes to Soft Lynch and 12 to Hammer (Hard Lynch). Day 1 ends in ~60 hours (Thursday October 11th, 11 am EST).

I asked if it would be possible to restock the vending machine.

I was turned down.

I am also very confused by everyone's sudden interest to hoist a vending machine several feet in the air with a noose. Where was this before?

PS: I have no idea what being cured means but it sounds like a good thing~

Bid F. Minty Fresh Gum with 2 coins

so i... guess i'll unvote even though i think the whole argument that came up is a bunch of nonsense and only made it more likely that wheat is going to die

Yup, That Was The Plan

in character though i have to agree with wheat's dad that we really should get these traitors eliminated because i think he is a smart man who works hard and earned his position. and also because that's my wincon too.

also... weird... claim, thing, here

PS: I have no idea what being cured means but it sounds like a good thing~

I'm assuming you were the guy who was all like

You hear someone cough, making a noise like splitting skin.

in which case, GOOD!! That's not a normal cough

what do you think about crystals

THEY ARE ACCEPTABLE.

pilot I'd been considering wheat not being town but honestly I don't...care enough at the moment to debate that since they're gonna die soon
if they are scum then "continuing to exist as a stump who can't do anything except mislead town and make a lot of noise" would be really funny as a scum role thing

I AM INCLINED TO AGREE.

I know this isn't going to make a lick of difference... but can we maybe please not listen to the very obviously troubled ramblings telling us to kill an inanimate object?

Just a thought.

What's going on here? Meow.

IF YOU LOOK TO MY LEFT YOU WILL SEE PEOPLE MAKING THE APPARENT ASSUMPTION WHEAT IS TOWN? WHICH I DO NOT KNOW WHY THAT IS SO. THE ROLE SPECIFIES "INDEPENDENT" AND DOES NOT OTHERWISE INDICATE A WIN CONDITION. REGARDLESS THE STAR CHILD OF THIS ORGANIZATION'S PATRIARCHY WILL SERVE TO ABSORB LYNCHES AND CONTINUE TO SAY THINGS WELL PAST THEIR WELCOME, SO I AM NOT EXACTLY INCENSED TO GO AFTER THEM.

do you really think anyone is town in this godforsaken game?

vote wheat

I mean you're definitely not town but \o/.

do you really think anyone is town in this godforsaken game?

vote Jon

And I trusted you, Odie.

do you really think anyone is town in this godforsaken game?

vote Jon

And I trusted you, Odie.

dont you fucking kick me off the table

oh what a surprise wow didn't see that coming

do you really think anyone is town in this godforsaken game?

THERE IS A NONZERO CHANCE OF THIS.

IT IS TOO EARLY TO TELL.

BUT WE CAN STILL DESTROY THE VENDING MACHINE.

so basically, fuck it. vote: wheat

Because it's going to happen anyways so i'm either going to benefit or contribute to a majority save.

Bid G: 2 Coins

Oh jeez oh heck I'm late aren't I aw fu-

HI EVERYONE! IT'S ME, PAUL, FROM SALES! AGAIN! I'm finally back, with the LATEST SALES FIGURES! I see you all got started without me, fair enough, but I think not having those figures has skewed the debate a bit!

and they're telling me that we should wait on this whole vending machine lynch, because I've got ANOTHER IDEA to save us some Dunnergy trouble, and just need to wait on another SALES UPDATE and then I'll be able to know if that plan works or not.

In the meantime, boy am I beat! I'll gladly take some of those crystals and one of those cold ones, Sol & Amos. In fact, Amos, I think we might be kindred spirits, thanks to the SALES SPEZI SUPPLY I've just discovered in the back room!