The Plot Keeps Thickening

What the heck is up kiddos and cadets? It's ya bizzity boi BB and I'm biggity back with some more dumb shit. You may remember me from such sicknasty adventures as Linearity is Stupid, Colored Castles (which no longer exist), and the short-lived Kings and Kernelsprites hosted right here on Eagle Time.

If you don't remember me then get ready to be schooled homesnipe cause I'm finna drop some content so hot you'll think I'm a new microwave whose intensity you haven't quite gotten used to yet so you keep over-budgeting the time by 30 seconds or so and ending up with a sizzling pile of inedible garbage.

Batten down your asses for

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You see the picture. You know how this goes. Do I gotta tell you what's going on? No. You're a smart cookie and I ain't gotta hold your hand. Do what you do best. I believe in you.

> Hmm I suppose doing a maintenance job on this machine is the reason why you were hired. You were also given a wrench. START FIXING IT BUD!

Oh fuck, I forgot about Linearity is Stupid, that was great.

> Immediately begin ripping the pipe off the wall with your hands.

>FIX MACHINE with WRENCH




The BLUE COLLAR WORKER immediately goes to work employing the tools at his disposal to correct the issue they were contracted to solve.

The MACHINE responds by extruding a pipe that turns to face the floor. A viscous black liquid drips from it. The PLOT thickens.

> Attempt to thin it by pouring some water into viscous black liquid

...I'm no plumber, but I don't think a boiler should be leaking oil. I don't think it should have oil in it to begin with. Hopefully our hero carries a fire extinguisher.

>TEAR DOWN_PIPE from MACHINE


The WORKER stands in a position of leverage and, with a great heave, yanks the stumpy pipe from the machine. Ichor gushes forth from the breach.

The sludge quickly begins coating the floor.

The WORKER's left SHOE gains the STICKY property.

The PLOT thickens, as does the liquid.

> AHHH! STOP IT! Do something quick, before one of the other workers spot this and report you to the BIG BOSS!

>POUR WATER into ICHOR

You only have a(n) DOWN_PIPE, WRENCH.

Also there is a(n) DOOR, MACHINE, ICHOR.

>DO SOMETHING

Which thing?

>Break the damn machine with your tools alredy, you coward.
>BREAK DOWN BREAK DOWN!

> Clean the sludge away! Try to use your shirt and fused it with the wrench to create a mop

> Attempt to stick your foot in the hole to stop the flow

>stick the wrench in the hole. problem solved

>...Is the door unlocked? No, ah. no particular reason for asking. Purely curiosity, not suspicious or anything. Yes.

> Try drinking some of it

pull more pipes out because you can

>Time to take your lunch break. Someone else will sort this out.

PUT THE PIPE BACK PUT THE PIPE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>FIX THE MACHINE WITH WRENCH AGAIN.

Tell the sludge to KICK IT. Taking up the floor is UNRADICAL

>COMBINE DOWN_PIPE and SHIRT


The WORKER removes their shirt and wraps it around the jagged end of the pipe they just busted.

Attained HANDLED_SWATHE!

>USE HANDLED_SWATHE with MACHINE



The WORKER forcefully jams the swaddled DOWN_PIPE back into the oriphace in the MACHINE. ICHOR ceases to spill onto the floor.

The change in pressure activates some sort of mechanism. The door on the far side of the room unlocks. The PLOT thickens.

>EXIT WEST_DOOR


The WORKER attempts to leave this big dumb mess for someone else to clean up. The handle operates as if the door was open, but it wont budge. The WORKER jostles the door around a bit.



The jostling causes something to unlock on the other side of the door. The PLOT thickens.

> Ah you are trapped oh boy... Begin to panic like a crazy monkey!

>Collect some of the ichor in your hat. You might need it to THICKEN some PLOTS later.

scream, but just a lil

>eat the thick plot, the goo.

>Change your mind, not destroying that machine with your wrench was a mistake and you should finish the job