Good patent ideas

elton john milton robot: sings uptown girl while expositing on the fall of adam

punch wyatt in the face and i'll give you 5 dollars (for charity)

song that you listen to and you make choose-your-own-adventure decisions which make it branch off into different endings

Link

dark souls except the crystal cave and lost izalith aren't absolute garbo

i mean come on lost izalith could have been the coolest part of the game but it sucks ass

design for a video game where you make decisions that have moral consequences

in real life

Friends who you love very much

Woah! Sounds like a total STEEL!
I hope ya aint
LEADing me on!!!!!!!!!!

Wait
Posting that right after schazer replied makes that oun incredibly sad wheres the backspa

tin teeth that give you tinnitus

a fork lift designed for professional pick-up artists

A type of modified period, which you can use, to create smaller pauses, within a sentence.

asocial media site. you talk to no one, no one "likes" your photos, and you worship your food like gods

a gun that shoots cereal

A cereal that grows in the shape of a gun, and also curses NRA members

t shirt that transforms on command between male and female cut

f-shirt

that's just a turtle neck

x-shirt for my 4 arms

t-shorts

g-shirt

ampersand-garment

t-shirt but covered in zippers

wait no a tshirt with a zipper on the neck so that you can transform it into a vneck

a t-shirt that transforms into any other letter clothing at will (ex. x-shirt, t-shirt but covered in zippers, v-neck, etc.)

cat on a stick

wii fit for groundhogs