Roast making contest

Welcome to the roast making contest. there are five secret rules to the roast making contest, the winner is whoever is the first to make a roast that follows all five of the rules.

Some meta-rules about roasting:

• Be funny or sublimely nonsensical, but don't be a dick. Standard forum rules about not being a dick apply.
  
• Being a dick is entirely predicated on whose feelings were hurt, and not on your intent, so if you can't conceputalise the difference there please don't post in this thread.
  
• You can only roast people who have posted in this thread.
  
• Reposting content will always result in the same rules being broken.
  
• Pictures of roast meat or vegetables will not be judged but are welcome in this thread.

well schazer with this i think you've successfully topped off our conversion to an all contests based website.


eagle time forum? more like

robust laser's hair is funny

well schazer with this i think you've successfully topped off our conversion to an all contests based website.


eagle time forum? more like

This roast passes Rule 5!

robust laser's hair is funny

This roast passes Rule 5, and Rule 4 by a real stretch of a technicality.

A52!!!

btp sure doesn't know how to correctly pronounce gif!

Ixcaliber being a rampant snoot is a big snickering hoot. What is da matter with sticking your nose into things that don't concern ya? Why are you so catty about folks pronouncing tongue twisters wrong? Don't go no answer huh? What's wrong cat got your tongue? Or are you the cat in this case? The cat that's got the tongue of BTP on trial for the crime of pronouncing things wrong. You'se got Ixcaliburned! Roasted to a well-done steak cooking perfection, HAH!

A52!!!

This roast passes Rule 5!

btp sure doesn't know how to correctly pronounce gif!

This roast passes Rule 5!

Ixcaliber being a rampant snoot is a big snickering hoot. What is da matter with sticking your nose into things that don't concern ya? Why are you so catty about folks pronouncing tongue twisters wrong? Don't go no answer huh? What's wrong cat got your tongue? Or are you the cat in this case? The cat that's got the tongue of BTP on trial for the crime of pronouncing things wrong. You'se got Ixcaliburned! Roasted to a well-done steak cooking perfection, HAH!

This one passes Rules 1 and 5, and kinda sorta passes 3 on a technicality.

Reyweld actually made reyweld x reyweld fanfiction, what a chump!

Mirdini, more like Blurgh-dini.

Lankie is so totally, you know, not, the absolute best individual in the entirety of time and space, so that's like a pretty sick burn riiight?

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Spoileryou've heard of being damned with faint praise now get ready for being praised with faint (the faintest possible) damnation.

Ix is a bad influence. Like, illegally bad. I'd say "we need to send Ix off to Post Contest Prison" bad, but I don't think that exists. It should do. Just so that we could send Ix there.

(and, like, everyone else who participates in the thread, including myself... no, especially myself...)

Lankie is so totally, you know, not, the absolute best individual in the entirety of time and space, so that's like a pretty sick burn riiight?

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Spoileryou've heard of being damned with faint praise now get ready for being praised with faint (the faintest possible) damnation.

Ix you aren't like... so hilarious I die laughing. You're only slightly below that!

get rekt

Your face is a roasted meat or vegetable!

btp has no ink.

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Fuck You

This is not a roast; this is a true statement. Shredded can't even roast people properly!

Shredded, more like recycle!

Reyweld actually made reyweld x reyweld fanfiction, what a chump!

This roast passes Rule 5!

Mirdini, more like Blurgh-dini.

This roast passes rule 1 and 5. It would've passed Rule 3 on a similar technicality to Bobert's previous post, but I'm adding a caveat to Rule 3 that means it doesn't pass.

Lankie is so totally, you know, not, the absolute best individual in the entirety of time and space, so that's like a pretty sick burn riiight?

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Spoileryou've heard of being damned with faint praise now get ready for being praised with faint (the faintest possible) damnation.

This roast passes Rule 5!

Ix is a bad influence. Like, illegally bad. I'd say "we need to send Ix off to Post Contest Prison" bad, but I don't think that exists. It should do. Just so that we could send Ix there.

(and, like, everyone else who participates in the thread, including myself... no, especially myself...)

This roast passes rule 5!

Lankie is so totally, you know, not, the absolute best individual in the entirety of time and space, so that's like a pretty sick burn riiight?

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Spoileryou've heard of being damned with faint praise now get ready for being praised with faint (the faintest possible) damnation.

Ix you aren't like... so hilarious I die laughing. You're only slightly below that!

get rekt

This roast passes Rule 5!

Your face is a roasted meat or vegetable!

This roast passes Rule 5, and also kinda Rule 2?

btp has no ink.

This roast passes Rule 5, and also kinda sorta Rule 1.


This roast passes Rule 5!

Fuck You

This roast passes Rule 5, and also kinda Rule 4?

This is not a roast; this is a true statement. Shredded can't even roast people properly!

This roast passes none of the rules!

Shredded, more like recycle!

This roast passes Rules 1 and 5!

Schazer you're the Lazy-er 1 here! What's with this half-hearted pun of a contest?

And Reyweld, you're so self-deprecating, if you were a currency you'd be the peso.

Bobert - Get with the times! Rhymes are over! Acronyms are the cool things now. Who needs a name when they have LETTERS.

Loather - I love your avatar. Fuck you too.

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SpoilerI have to keep telling myself that this is a safe-zone for faux insults. You folks are all great - do not feel the bad feels here.

fuck you isnt an insult

Schazer you're the Lazy-er 1 here! What's with this half-hearted pun of a contest?

And Reyweld, you're so self-deprecating, if you were a currency you'd be the peso.

Bobert - Get with the times! Rhymes are over! Acronyms are the cool things now. Who needs a name when they have LETTERS.

Loather - I love your avatar. Fuck you too.

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SpoilerI have to keep telling myself that this is a safe-zone for faux insults. You folks are all great - do not feel the bad feels here.

This roast passes Rule 1, 3, 5, and kinda-sorta passes 4 and 2, but not really? It's on the right track with 4 but I don't think it technically does.

fuck you isnt an insult

This post passes Rule 5, and sorta-not-really passes Rule 4 in the same way as btp's prevous post.

I Can't Give Credit to ICGC for fresh insults. Your insults are like your credit score: poor.

Ix you are a mountain of old fremp*.

*Reference to offensive sexual acts