• Be funny or sublimely nonsensical, but don't be a dick. Standard forum rules about not being a dick apply.
  
• Being a dick is entirely predicated on whose feelings were hurt, and not on your intent, so if you can't conceputalise the difference there please don't post in this thread.
  
• You can only roast people who have posted in this thread.
  
• Reposting content will always result in the same rules being broken.
  
• Pictures of roast meat or vegetables will not be judged but are welcome in this thread.

(05-24-2016, 04:25 AM)Robust Laser Wrote: »well schazer with this i think you've successfully topped off our conversion to an all contests based website.


eagle time forum? more like

(05-24-2016, 04:26 AM)a52 Wrote: »robust laser's hair is funny

(05-24-2016, 06:43 AM)btp Wrote: »A52!!!

(05-24-2016, 08:29 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »btp sure doesn't know how to correctly pronounce gif!

(05-24-2016, 09:44 AM)Bobert Wrote: »Ixcaliber being a rampant snoot is a big snickering hoot. What is da matter with sticking your nose into things that don't concern ya? Why are you so catty about folks pronouncing tongue twisters wrong? Don't go no answer huh? What's wrong cat got your tongue? Or are you the cat in this case? The cat that's got the tongue of BTP on trial for the crime of pronouncing things wrong. You'se got Ixcaliburned! Roasted to a well-done steak cooking perfection, HAH!

(05-24-2016, 01:24 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Lankie is so totally, you know, not, the absolute best individual in the entirety of time and space, so that's like a pretty sick burn riiight?

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Spoileryou've heard of being damned with faint praise now get ready for being praised with faint (the faintest possible) damnation.

(05-24-2016, 11:09 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »Reyweld actually made reyweld x reyweld fanfiction, what a chump!

(05-24-2016, 01:18 PM)Lankie Wrote: »Mirdini, more like Blurgh-dini.

(05-24-2016, 01:24 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Lankie is so totally, you know, not, the absolute best individual in the entirety of time and space, so that's like a pretty sick burn riiight?

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Spoileryou've heard of being damned with faint praise now get ready for being praised with faint (the faintest possible) damnation.

(05-24-2016, 01:58 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Ix is a bad influence. Like, illegally bad. I'd say "we need to send Ix off to Post Contest Prison" bad, but I don't think that exists. It should do. Just so that we could send Ix there.

(and, like, everyone else who participates in the thread, including myself... no, especially myself...)

(05-24-2016, 02:38 PM)Gatr Wrote: »

(05-24-2016, 01:24 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Lankie is so totally, you know, not, the absolute best individual in the entirety of time and space, so that's like a pretty sick burn riiight?

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Spoileryou've heard of being damned with faint praise now get ready for being praised with faint (the faintest possible) damnation.

Ix you aren't like... so hilarious I die laughing. You're only slightly below that!

get rekt

(05-24-2016, 02:45 PM)btp Wrote: »Your face is a roasted meat or vegetable!

(05-24-2016, 02:59 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »btp has no ink.

(05-24-2016, 03:32 PM)Loather Wrote: »Fuck You

(05-24-2016, 03:46 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »

OTTO Wrote:

This is not a roast; this is a true statement. Shredded can't even roast people properly!

(05-24-2016, 09:46 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Shredded, more like recycle!

(05-25-2016, 02:22 AM)btp Wrote: »Schazer you're the Lazy-er 1 here! What's with this half-hearted pun of a contest?

And Reyweld, you're so self-deprecating, if you were a currency you'd be the peso.

Bobert - Get with the times! Rhymes are over! Acronyms are the cool things now. Who needs a name when they have LETTERS.

Loather - I love your avatar. Fuck you too.

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SpoilerI have to keep telling myself that this is a safe-zone for faux insults. You folks are all great - do not feel the bad feels here.

(05-25-2016, 02:44 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »fuck you isnt an insult