Fountain of the Youth

... (or if you're still in high school, in the last 5 years? Do we have anybody that young here idk)

I'm still in highschool

Will anyone challenge my title as the youngest user of Eagle Time?

oh my god i posted this in the wrong subforum

look at my mistakes, don't they indicate the tender youth i possess

i'm probably younger than you, judging by your #photoop. but only by less than a year, i'm guessing.

I'm certain that there's folks here who are 1-2 years younger than you Rey. Also be prepared to give up your title as the youngest next year, cause once you hit 18 things will go to hell, I can guarantee it.

There are also a few irregulars who are probably considerably younger than either of us, judging by their behavior.

What are you kids doing posting here? Get back to work!

Sorry Mister Bee-tee-pee, sir. I'm heading back to the filtration monitor now. Although, I could have sworn I had 15 more minutes left of break...

((*whisper* Alright, I concede the title. However, I am a mere Grade 11, so if you thought I was a Grade 12 (Senior equivalent), we may be the same age.

Take that!))

Reyweld, you're stuck in here for 1 and a half more weeks and if you think I can't fail you in that time I tell you there are not enough red pens in the world to draw all the check minuses and frowny faces you will receive.

Why can't you be a good'un like a52 over there? See how diligent they are?

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Ugh, this is why I have a personal vendetta and don't do my homework for only this class.

You're all my favorite students, .

Now help me dispose of these dead mammals.

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*was writing ranchy Pokemon fanfiction as an alibi, but will probably still get in trouble for it*

Reyweld, you're stuck in here for 1 and a half more weeks and if you think I can't fail you in that time I tell you there are not enough red pens in the world to draw all the check minuses and frowny faces you will receive.

Why can't you be a good'un like a52 over there? See how diligent they are?

You say that, but...

I made this:

*was writing ranchy Pokemon fanfiction as an alibi, but will probably still get in trouble for it*

And OFFICEQUEST is usually only ever updated when I'm supposed to be doing homework.

dang a52, more like a52 shades of grey red/blue

Okay guys welcome back, tod....What is this?

REYWELD COME UP TO THE FRONT

I am going to speak to you in angry hushed tones in front of 20+ of your peers! AND expect you to respond like a normal reasonable person who is not under any social pressure while all 40+ eyes are locked on you.

Did you put this rack on my seat? It has your name on it? Oh AND you stole Paper's glitter pens to write it?

Wait, what's that in your hand?

Is that the /pogeymans/?

That's it! I've had enough. I didn't want to have to do this but you're going to The Office

I'm sorry for the interruption everyone.

a52, that is a fine piece of artwork! Now those plants in the background, are they prokaryotes or eukaryotes?

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There may or may not be anyone in the office right now. At the very least there's probably an assistant english teacher slacking off in there.

Youth is for losers. There. I said it.

I'm old now, so someone else can have this thread. I'm auctioning it off.

I can take this thread!
I have the ability of being stressed far too much for my youthness. much like you older folks.

Bidding starts at 1 shitpost. Do I see one shitpost?

One top tier shitpost coming right up.

Do I see 2 shitposts? 2 Shitposts?

As a proffesional young person(ive been at it for 15 years) I'll have to fight you for this thread via dab to nae combat

2 Shitposts? Is that 2 shitposts? Do I hear 2 Shitposts, despite this being a format in which there is no audio transmission?