Clusterfuck. Get in here.

i start baking pies. To throw at the bossees

i have the necessary ingredients. flour, flower, and BLOOD

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There is going to be a little pause, as my week is going to be very busy (and I will only have time for low maintenance shitposting)! Sorry to keep you waiting.

{Ponder at the lack of hats

{Ponder at the lack of hats

@Speak for yourself, I already have a Whimbrel-shaped hat.

So I've made 9 - 10 pictures, but only completed the art for 3 of the commands, so the REAL UPDATE will come a bit later. However, have an art preview so as to maintain your interest (hopefully) in this terrible adventure:







So sorry for the wait, content yourselves with these images, and hunger for the real update that *should* be here before the end of Friday.

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I only have three more commands left of art to draw!

Here we go! Sorry for the wait, and please enjoy.

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>☆Run in and execute a flying kick into that half-brown half-white guy so that they fly into the red person behind them.☆

WhittchA!



Success! The White-Brown guy is disintegrating!



Hmm. It seems the two have fused together to become a larger, more powerful whole.

@ I charge into the battle with my loyal fusion partner still on my shoulders and zap that blue and purple grass thing in the front.

Zap! Direct Hit! Whimbrel does some sort of wild fist pumping thing.



The frozen blue-purple boss falls to the floor, shattering into a plethora of tiny icy pieces.

^^I lug the corpses to the boss room^^

You drag them to the room, and your hands get a little cold. You are quite strong, able to toss your body weight and more at once!



You surprise a nearby boss.

>◆Bust these yahoos something fierce◆

You run to the bigger one, and begin to punch it. Punch punch punch punch! It seems barely injured.

Don new fact seagull t shirt
Bite off the head of a minion

Munch! Tastes like water.



The boss collapses into a puddle of water!



The puddle reforms as a smaller blue guy. Your work is not yet done!

I catch anyone flying near me and throw them to the ground

All of the flying figures are hanging back and flying high, and you are unable to reach any of them!

¬ Bust out Super Ultra Mambo-Tango-Foxtrot martial arts.

You are fast (like the bird), graceful (like the otter), cunning (like the fox). You open with the Fox's Gift Knee to Face.



No effect. You feel your knee receive some burns.

Use spilt blood as fertiliser

Pouring a little blood on the vine has made it grow like crazy! A small flower bud is forming, it looks like you may be rewarded for your efforts!

i start baking pies. To throw at the bossees
i have the necessary ingredients. flour, flower, and BLOOD

Preparing the dough is easy, but you soon realize you don't know where bake the dough into pies! D'oh! Also, without a filling, it would become mere loaves.




You begin to solicit red-blue. They look very uncomfortable with your behaviour, and blast you with a searing hot mist!



Your face is super burnt! You have died. It seems that no one can captivate the untamable red-blue. No-one, but white-blue...

{Ponder at the lack of hats

Hmm.

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Boss 1 Room


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Creator Notes:

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SpoilerThis map is just to show appropriately what is going on in the room. I didn't draw the first room because it isn't needed as much. If you aren't shown, you are in the first room (or I missed you, but this is unlikely).

Also, if anyone is reading what I'm naming the images, you may be wasting your time...

@ I rush forward and zap that flying red-blue guy to avenge whats-her-name, and then if that doesn't kill them I'll just stand directly under them and jump so that my fusion partner can keep them from escaping.

Go grab Water Boss, haul them near my plant friend's roots so he'll be absorbed up and awaaaaaaaaaaaay

{Close that door to the boss room. If you can't see the other side then it doesnt exist.

>◆Pick up a guy, and use him to hit the big guy.◆

¬ Well, since the martial arts didn't work, apply appropriate force with Bigby's Grasping Hand.

+ I grab the fire wand, trot through the door, and fire (heh) at white/purple. -

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continue eating/drinking minion

I am going to wait for Coldblooded's icy blast to hit the red-blue flier, and grapple if possible. If it's not out with that hit, I'll jump off of Coldblooded at the height of their jump, executing the DOUBLE JUMP maneuver onto red-blue. From my new position perched upon the enemy, I shall bite at their face.

I eat the dead bodies of my allies.