type like me

• no edoitrs
  
• type relak fast faster then you can raectia;lylu type
  
• no edoirs
  
• actual;ly is a rea;l hard wor d
  
• cha;kfgedge yoursle f
  
• close etese?
  
• *eytes
  
• i made too many bullets
  

i went to subcity oanir

i got a chicken sub, not much of a vfan of doanirs.


not as good as u usually

my eyes are closed and i can't remember the last thing i typed so i'll just possibly restate it's not as good as usually i get from there

s'alright though


i just looked and i'm a good typist suck it nerds

that last esentence was also eyes closed

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whoopes what the hell tuats tii many worsa how tdid that happened n

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backspqfe is for chunos

chjmps

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almosr thwre now

chjmps

goddamn it

cjumps

close wnpguh

this os too much run help me

I shluld be goint o slweep but nqh sxrew thay

huh thqgasg sentwnfw was actuall y'all prwtty toid

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see?/

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wosw.thats a wal mess ixcqliver.

ix i'm crying

okayso i closed my eyues while tyuping and look if you just replace each letter with the key to immediate right tehn it is almost ;legible

um exacues that lost is tok reaeble. please fidx.

semicik;ojs, j ; lo;ve semi;colons;;;;;:/;;+;;;;;;++ ;;; ; ;+ ;;

im not going to purpsoeflyy make errors that's cheating i'm just going to go for it and see where it comes out

what comes out


whatever

i am a good typist i am typing this now with my eyes closed i am doing fine i am pretty sure, but like if i happen o let my fingers slip to the side then it becomes an incomprehensible mess * ps i htink i just wrote a completely incomprehesible word instead of the actual ord incomprehsible i'm super lost right now to be honest(

now i a have moved to my liaptop but ist brand new so i cant toughtupe on it yet and i am typing this in the dark so i cant see the keys

it still is a lot better than typing on my phobe with my eyes clsedl.

now ia m typing reallyu fady anr looking abwya form myscreann and not ever [presising backspace even when i know i have amde a mistake.

typing is a piece of cake even if you:re not looking at the screen. The only diffci goddamntit I knew just now I spelt difficulty wrong and went to go back and edit but couldn:t/

Also this keyboard is Japanese and the semiclons and apostrophes are in dfiferent places and it's horrednous. Shit I think I just popped one in in the right pllace. The upshot to this is that I forget where my keys are supposed to be when I use my laotpiop at home

anyway life sucks ass right now how7s everyon elese doing

intermdediate slash junior hihg school was a depressing waste of my fuckin time except for the part where ti taught me how to pretend to not be depressed and lonely so nobody figured out what was wrong.Literally the only good thing I learned out of it was many lunchtimes spent in a blacked-out (to prevent sunlight and thus aditional swelter-ness) heat adn classroom I mean computer lab. There I learned to touchtype and that has served me exceptionally well in apointless pastettimes like theisese rthread. This7Ere . This'ere.

But for real Reyweld you are doing'&s god7s work with your various services to shitposting. We shoudl totally crowdsource a good name for a patron deity Muse? One of those things but for shitposting instead of that old media shit horseshit like theatre and twelve differnet cknin kinds of poetry.

reywled is veeh close ro becoming the new wheat. maybe even approfhing loathdr levels.

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i mena im prety fgarbo when typing normally so I son't know how this could posswiblr get any worse oh man this is stressdful I fewl so self concoush this ius a recipe for anxierty.

reywled is veeh close ro becoming the new wheat. maybe even approfhing loathdr levels.

maybe wehat is the old me

ever thought of that

Igajnb ti[e with mdy eyes vludtrded

icant type t=with my eyse closed

ucanttypeatall

when i was in high school i had a flash drive with typing of the dead on it
maybe it was middle school

maybe both i dk

wait no definitely high school in middle school computers class thye literally had starcraft on the computers and didnt care if you wplayed it after you were finished the assigned work

but in high school for whatever reason there was something something educational games and typing counted
as educationsal

so i would play typing of the dead during class because why the fuck not


actually i bet nobody actually cared if i were to play whatever the hell as slong as i was doing the work tbh

reality and rules by extension are an isllusion

homework isam illusion

godamnt i am not sam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im typing this out ob my phone with mimimal errors. ive gotten so used to not using autocrretc at all that its like... most of my errors make sense right? oh wait ive been lookijg at the keyboard

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looked again. how the hell did i get keyvoard