You A Cat

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You A Cat
#1
You A Cat
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You a cat. No, you THE cat.

What do you do?

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#2
RE: You A Cat
Look at owner. Is owner worthy of being next to you?
#3
RE: You A Cat
hump leg. like DOG
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#4
RE: You A Cat
Get you some of that people food
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#5
RE: You A Cat
get in between the legs. annoy.
#6
RE: You A Cat
(03-09-2016, 07:09 PM)Gimeurcookie Wrote: »Look at owner. Is owner worthy of being next to you?

Owner next to you. Owner best thing in life other than owner's feet.

Sometimes owner gone for long time, but Cat sings vigil for human to return every time it leaves. Sometimes for hours.

Haz not failed yet.

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HI OWNER. HI OWNER. HIIIIIII.

Owner has noticed you- Cat!!! It makes noises at you, what does it want?
#7
RE: You A Cat
What is high up? Making hissy noises! It must be a rival cat, devour it
#8
RE: You A Cat
It wants to know how your day was, you can tell because owner is making the squeaky happy noise as oppose to the low anger noise.
#9
RE: You A Cat
It wants a dead bird... to make nice and warm.

For you!

see that's why you smell hot meat. go get berd
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#10
RE: You A Cat
(03-10-2016, 01:13 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »It wants a dead bird... to cook.

For you!

see that's why you smell meat cooking. go get berd

What is 'cooking'?
#11
RE: You A Cat
wait wait. edited
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#12
RE: You A Cat
It wants you to jump up
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#13
RE: You A Cat
CONSUME OWNER BECOME STRONG
#14
RE: You A Cat
> Give smell.