The Shop

>Inspect what lies beyond the gate.

>Inspect what lies beyond the gate.

Beyond the gate, you see a string of buildings and roads all made of stone.
Some of these infrastructures stand taller than others, perhaps homes to those of higher standing.

The streets are quiet, however in the distance, you can hear the echoes of voices and music.

Kidnap the gatekeeper

Gatekeep has (involuntarily) joined the party.

yes, let's run away into the woods. we can't just roll over and LET the shop lady control us

> S U P E R J U M P

...



You land in the middle of the Thick Thicket.



A creature appears!

> geT UP GET UP GET UP

>Inform the creature that you are on official buisiness and that it must step aside.

Or

>Music soothes the savage beast.

> Distract the creature with your EXCELLENT TAP-DANCING SKILLS!!™

Throw a sax at it

Throw a sax at it

Blare nightcore REALLY LOUD to scare it off, and this

Throw a sax at it

Blare nightcore REALLY LOUD to scare it off, and this

yes

Throw a sax at it

Blare nightcore REALLY LOUD to scare it off, and this

yes

THIS. A MILLION TIMES THIS

Throw a sax at it

Blare nightcore REALLY LOUD to scare it off, and this

yes

THIS. A MILLION TIMES THIS

OHHH THIS IS IT BOYS, THIS IS WAR
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR
W H Y . D O N ' T . W E . F L I N G . A . S A X . A L R E A D Y

> Also hug the creature. They look cute.

> Distract the creature with your EXCELLENT TAP-DANCING SKILLS!!™

In order to tap dance, you are required to have dancing shoes equipped.

>Music soothes the savage beast.

...

Throw a sax at it

> Also hug the creature. They look cute.

The creature prepares to hug you in its gaping maw.

Battle Music obtained.

> NO HUGS NO HUGS
> OPPOSITE DIRECTION, HOPE THE GATEKEEP GETS EATEN INSTEAD OF YOU
> SOME NIGHTS, I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE

Get eaten and make the shopkeeper come rescue you

>Sacrafice the gatekeeper to the monster, lol.

Slap fight.

>Teach this creature who's boss by giving it the cold shoulder. Go back to the task at hand content in the knowledge you put this beast in its place.

Slap fight.

You leap up and slap the creature, leaving a mark it won't soon forget.

> OPPOSITE DIRECTION, HOPE THE GATEKEEP GETS EATEN INSTEAD OF YOU

>Sacrafice the gatekeeper to the monster, lol.

Your message delivered, you leave the Gatekeep alone to deal with the rest.

Gatekeep has left the party.

>Teach this creature who's boss by giving it the cold shoulder. Go back to the task at hand content in the knowledge you put this beast in its place.

You leave the sounds of screams and violence behind you.
After wandering aimlessly for a short while, you eventually find your way back to the front gates...

Damn, undead made us one cold mother lover

> through the gates

>Wheel on through and explain to everyone you pass that the gatekeeper abandoned his post and is neglecting his duties.

> SUPERSPEED. SPEEDRUN THE REST OF THE MISSION. GET STREET CRED FROM THE E-STREAMING COMMUNITY BY DOING SO

I feel like our karma meter is already way in the red lmao
>Be inconspicuous, check out the locals

>go back and save that lil guy, he's super plus cute!

>go back and save that lil guy, he's super plus cute!

I don't think there's anything left to save... I mean, he was adorable, but something that small definitely didn't last long enough for us to go all the way back and save him

>go back and save that lil guy, he's super plus cute!

I don't think there's anything left to save... I mean, he was adorable, but something that small definitely didn't last long enough for us to go all the way back and save him

Get what's leftover.


Or gut the monster and fish the gatekeeper out.