The Shop

SHOPKEEP
"Come in, come in. Don't be shy.
What can I get for you?"

FanartsShow

I need 37 saxophones, STAT

>Honestly I don't even know how I got here, can you like, show me the door

A stiff drink thanks

Do you have any complimentary fresh garlic?

I'm in need of "the stuff," you know.

>Yes, ahoy-hoy, my good fellow. Would your fine shop happen to have any cheese, perchance?

I need three cats and seven bottles of blue hair dye

A collection of colourful rocks, each with its own name and dark backstory.

I need 37 saxophones, STAT

A stiff drink thanks

Do you have any complimentary fresh garlic?

I'm in need of "the stuff," you know.

>Yes, ahoy-hoy, my good fellow. Would your fine shop happen to have any cheese, perchance?

SHOPKEEP
"Of course."

>The following items have been added to your inventory:
-37 Saxophones of Black Fire
-A stiff oily drink
-Fresh(?) garlic
-Cheese
-The Stuff

I need three cats and seven bottles of blue hair dye

A collection of colourful rocks, each with its own name and dark backstory.

SHOPKEEP
"I'm afraid we don't carry the living.
The rest, however..."

>The following items have been added to your inventory:
-7 bottles of blue hair dye
-A bag of dramatic rocks

>Honestly I don't even know how I got here, can you like, show me the door

SHOPKEEP
"Of course."

"If you would just turn around, it's right on the other side."

"Now..."


"How will you be paying?"

> "Do you take credit, debit, or cash?"

How much inventory space do we have? I think we've kinda overdone it, guys

I have all these other saxophones

>dine and dash

I will give you these three magic beans

> With stories:

One about a tunic made of sunlight, that dazzled every maiden around.
One about a grizzled man with a heart of gold, who takes care of hundreds of children.
One about an ancient artefact from long, long ago that bends time to the users' will
You take a big swig of the stiff oily drink.
One about how terrible this drink tastes oh my god.

Do you have change for a fat sack of cash?

>I recently entered a contest and won the ENTIRE MOON. I was hoping to offload it in exchange for these goods. I believe the sign outside "Yes, We Accept Celestial Bodies" means I'm covered?

You can have my first-born child. He's a little shit and won't eat his fucking vegetables.

Ill pay by leaving your shop

Ooohh yikes uhhhh hrmmm

What's your return policy?

I have a soul?

You can have my first-born child. He's a little shit and won't eat his fucking vegetables.

they don't stock the living though. so we have to kill him first

Ill pay by leaving your shop

>dine and dash

SHOPKEEP
"..."

> "Do you take credit, debit, or cash?"

I have all these other saxophones

I will give you these three magic beans

Do you have change for a fat sack of cash?

SHOPKEEP
"I'm afraid material goods from your plane hold no value here."

You can have my first-born child. He's a little shit and won't eat his fucking vegetables.

I have a soul?

SHOPKEEP
"Do go on..."

> With stories:

One about a tunic made of sunlight, that dazzled every maiden around.
One about a grizzled man with a heart of gold, who takes care of hundreds of children.
One about an ancient artefact from long, long ago that bends time to the users' will
You take a big swig of the stiff oily drink.
One about how terrible this drink tastes oh my god.

SHOPKEEP
"Those sound incredibly fascinating. Perhaps you could tell me more after my shift?"

What's your return policy?

SHOPKEEP
"There is none."

oh, we're faust. hey good news guys, we're gettin' laid and then an angel is gonna say our sins didn't even count, time to get wild

n o p e

I can't believe we just traded our soul for a buncha saxophones and rocks

> "Can we work off the debt somehow? In a way that won't result in our grisly death?"