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The Shop - Kowlb - 04-15-2017
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SHOPKEEP
"Come in, come in. Don't be shy.
What can I get for you?"
Fanarts
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RE: The Shop - Justice Watch - 04-15-2017
I need 37 saxophones, STAT
RE: The Shop - Tuesbirdy - 04-15-2017
>Honestly I don't even know how I got here, can you like, show me the door
RE: The Shop - Schazer - 04-15-2017
A stiff drink thanks
RE: The Shop - GhostOfSam - 04-15-2017
Do you have any complimentary fresh garlic?
RE: The Shop - BananaPanda - 04-15-2017
I'm in need of "the stuff," you know.
RE: The Shop - typeandkey - 04-15-2017
>Yes, ahoy-hoy, my good fellow. Would your fine shop happen to have any cheese, perchance?
RE: The Shop - Solekii - 04-15-2017
I need three cats and seven bottles of blue hair dye
RE: The Shop - Zephyr Nepres - 04-15-2017
A collection of colourful rocks, each with its own name and dark backstory.
RE: The Shop - Kowlb - 04-15-2017
Quote:I need 37 saxophones, STAT
Quote:A stiff drink thanks
Quote:Do you have any complimentary fresh garlic?
Quote:I'm in need of "the stuff," you know.
Quote:>Yes, ahoy-hoy, my good fellow. Would your fine shop happen to have any cheese, perchance?
SHOPKEEP
"Of course."
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>The following items have been added to your inventory:
-37 Saxophones of Black Fire
-A stiff oily drink
-Fresh(?) garlic
-Cheese
-The Stuff
"Of course."
>The following items have been added to your inventory:
-37 Saxophones of Black Fire
-A stiff oily drink
-Fresh(?) garlic
-Cheese
-The Stuff
Quote:I need three cats and seven bottles of blue hair dye
Quote:A collection of colourful rocks, each with its own name and dark backstory.
SHOPKEEP
"I'm afraid we don't carry the living.
The rest, however..."
>The following items have been added to your inventory:
-7 bottles of blue hair dye
-A bag of dramatic rocks
"I'm afraid we don't carry the living.
The rest, however..."
>The following items have been added to your inventory:
-7 bottles of blue hair dye
-A bag of dramatic rocks
Quote:>Honestly I don't even know how I got here, can you like, show me the door
SHOPKEEP
"Of course."
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"If you would just turn around, it's right on the other side."
"Now..."
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"How will you be paying?"
"Of course."
"If you would just turn around, it's right on the other side."
"Now..."
"How will you be paying?"
RE: The Shop - Tuesbirdy - 04-15-2017
> "Do you take credit, debit, or cash?"
How much inventory space do we have? I think we've kinda overdone it, guys
RE: The Shop - Justice Watch - 04-15-2017
I have all these other saxophones
RE: The Shop - Schazer - 04-15-2017
>dine and dash
RE: The Shop - Solekii - 04-15-2017
I will give you these three magic beans
RE: The Shop - Zephyr Nepres - 04-15-2017
> With stories:
One about a tunic made of sunlight, that dazzled every maiden around.
One about a grizzled man with a heart of gold, who takes care of hundreds of children.
One about an ancient artefact from long, long ago that bends time to the users' will
You take a big swig of the stiff oily drink.
One about how terrible this drink tastes oh my god.
RE: The Shop - GhostOfSam - 04-15-2017
Do you have change for a fat sack of cash?
RE: The Shop - typeandkey - 04-15-2017
>I recently entered a contest and won the ENTIRE MOON. I was hoping to offload it in exchange for these goods. I believe the sign outside "Yes, We Accept Celestial Bodies" means I'm covered?
RE: The Shop - Myeth - 04-15-2017
You can have my first-born child. He's a little shit and won't eat his fucking vegetables.
RE: The Shop - Dalmationer - 04-15-2017
Ill pay by leaving your shop
RE: The Shop - btp - 04-15-2017
Ooohh yikes uhhhh hrmmm
What's your return policy?
RE: The Shop - BananaPanda - 04-15-2017
I have a soul?
RE: The Shop - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 04-16-2017
(04-15-2017, 08:23 AM)Myeth Wrote: »You can have my first-born child. He's a little shit and won't eat his fucking vegetables.
they don't stock the living though. so we have to kill him first
RE: The Shop - Kowlb - 04-16-2017
Quote:Ill pay by leaving your shop
Quote:>dine and dash
SHOPKEEP
"..."
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Quote:> "Do you take credit, debit, or cash?"
Quote:I have all these other saxophones
Quote:I will give you these three magic beans
Quote:Do you have change for a fat sack of cash?
SHOPKEEP
"I'm afraid material goods from your plane hold no value here."
Quote:You can have my first-born child. He's a little shit and won't eat his fucking vegetables.
Quote:I have a soul?
SHOPKEEP
"Do go on..."
"Do go on..."
Quote:> With stories:
One about a tunic made of sunlight, that dazzled every maiden around.
One about a grizzled man with a heart of gold, who takes care of hundreds of children.
One about an ancient artefact from long, long ago that bends time to the users' will
You take a big swig of the stiff oily drink.
One about how terrible this drink tastes oh my god.
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SHOPKEEP
"Those sound incredibly fascinating. Perhaps you could tell me more after my shift?"
Quote:What's your return policy?
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SHOPKEEP
"There is none."
RE: The Shop - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 04-16-2017
oh, we're faust. hey good news guys, we're gettin' laid and then an angel is gonna say our sins didn't even count, time to get wild
RE: The Shop - Tuesbirdy - 04-16-2017
n o p e
I can't believe we just traded our soul for a buncha saxophones and rocks
> "Can we work off the debt somehow? In a way that won't result in our grisly death?"