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Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-10-2014, 03:29 AM
i don't want to read 23 pages, [b]shank chwoka[;b]
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-10-2014, 03:30 AM (This post was last modified: 07-10-2014, 12:54 PM by Mirdini.)
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Kíeros - 15 (Pharas, Schazer, Dalmationer, bigro, Dragon Fogel, Coldblooded, Not The Author, SeaWyrm, Sruixan, Red709, Palamedes, Solaris, Mister Visceral, speedchuck, Phish)
MalkyTop - 8 (Acionyx, Breadpocalypse, anacreon, fivex, Deviant One, cyber95, Sai)
Sruixan - 4 (Rivenforge, Scoffles, Granolaman, Garuru)
Pharmacy - 2 (konec0, ICan'tGiveCredit)
TehPilot - 2 (Plaid, makerofthegames)
makerofthegames - 1 (TehPilot)
Garuru - 1 (amosmyn)
Acionyx - 1 (OztheWizard)
Beruru - 1 (Sotek)
Niall - 1 (Everanix)
Palamedes - 1 (Demonsul)
Solaris - 1 (Pick Yer Poison)
"Dratini" - 1 (Cat)
Niall - 1 (wofferboggles)
No Shank - 1 (Akumu)
Coldblooded - 1 (beruru)
SupahKiven - 1 (SupahKiven)
cyber95 - 1 (Kíeros)
"God" - 1 (Stiqqery)
Sai - 1 (LegendaryQ)
Gnauga - 1 (Gnauga)
bigro - 1 (Crowstone)
Dragon Fogel - 1 (Pharmacy)
Stiqqery - 1 (AgentBlue)
"KaiDash" - 1 (Eidolonic)
amosmyn - 1 (Airey)
"XCOM" - 1 (Chirality)
Rivenforge - 1 (druplesnubb)
Not The Author - 1 (Kíeros)
Loather - 1 (Whimbrel)
Schazer - 1 (yd12k)
LegendaryQ - 1 (MalkyTop)
Chwoka - 1 (Chwoka)

Abstaining - 13 (Seedy, Donut, Niall, Sanzh, Prime Intellect, Fragowump, Ixcaliber, antisequitur, x1372, BlazerC, Mikeee, Truegreen, Chocolate Pi)

With 70 players alive, it takes 36 votes to groupshank a bitch, 19 votes if the day ends without a groupshank!

Day ends at 1:00 PM EST on Friday, July 11, or in ~33 hours!


MAIL ELECTION PACKAGE ONE

MalkyTop - 9 (druplesnubb, cyber95, Crowstone, Solaris, MalkyTop, OztheWizard, Whimbrel, Phish, LegendaryQ)
Dragon Fogel - 7 (Dragon Fogel, Pharmacy, SeaWyrm, Akumu, Palamedes, Granolaman, Coldblooded)
Red709 - 4 (Red709, speedchuck, Niall, yd12k)
Sruixan - 3 (Schazer, Garuru, Pick Yer Poison)
Cat - 2 (Cat, Everanix)
Return To Sender - 2 (Sai, bigro)
makerofthegames - 1 (makerofthegames)
Granolaman - 1 (Sruixan)
konec0 - 1 (konec0)
Rivenforge - 1 (Dalmationer)
Scoffles - 1 (Scoffles)
Schazer - 1 (Mister Visceral)
"Mirdini" - 1 (Pharas)
Loather - 1 (ICan'tGiveCredit)
Airey - 1 (Truegreen)
Pharmacy - 1 (Demonsul)
Deviant One - 1 (Deviant One)

MAIL ELECTION PACKAGE TWO

Pharmacy - 9 (Dragon Fogel, Pharmacy, SeaWyrm, Akumu, Palamedes, Granolaman, Pick Yer Poison, Demonsul, Coldblooded)
Schazer - 8 (Sruixan, Schazer, Kíeros, Dalmationer, Crowstone, Solaris, Pharas, Phish)
MalkyTop - 6 (cyber95, MalkyTop, yd12k, OztheWizard, Whimbrel, LegendaryQ)
Chirality - 1 (Red709)
makerofthegames - 1 (makerofthegames)
Akumu - 1 (Niall)
Kíeros - 1 (druplesnubb)
konec0 - 1 (konec0)
THE SKY - 1 (Scoffles)
Solaris - 1 (Mister Visceral)
Loather - 1 (ICan'tGiveCredit)
Crowstone - 1 (Everanix)
Return to Sender - 1 (bigro)
Deviant One - 1 (Deviant One)
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-10-2014, 03:33 AM
elect two pharmacy because of my feels
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-10-2014, 04:12 AM
Elect #1: Dragon Fogel, Elect #2: Schazer.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-10-2014, 04:13 AM
wait kieros is in the lead vote them instead
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-10-2014, 04:15 AM
Elect #1 Dragon Fogel
Elect #2 Pharmacy

Stabvote: Kieros
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-10-2014, 04:24 AM
Hmmm... Let's shank one of the packages...
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#558
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-10-2014, 04:44 AM
I'm gonna die tonight and its mostly Sruix's fault goshdarnit

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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-10-2014, 05:21 AM
Ey detective
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Elect: Fogel
Elect: Pharmacy
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-10-2014, 06:38 AM
mmmrrmmphble. mail call already?

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These seem to be addressed to...

Elect1: Sruixan
Elect2: Pharmacy

Nothing for me. Hmph.

AND FOR THE LOVE OF YOURSELF MALKY KEEP IT DOWN

Groupshank: Malkytop
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-10-2014, 07:25 AM
Vote: Kieros

Because tbh I've always prayed for this opportunity
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-10-2014, 07:51 AM
living thre dream together
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-10-2014, 08:29 AM
elect: anacreon
elect: anacreon

we should shank malky because she stole 40 from me and claimed it to be trubute then smashed through a jumped out my window and ran off into the sun set.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-10-2014, 08:30 AM
ebwop: 40 cakes
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-10-2014, 08:35 AM
Name: youdont12know
Username: yd12k
Gender: Male? probably? I've stopped caring
Species: Human
Description: Incredible at bbcode
Weapons/Abilities: A shank so devious you'll never even know what it is until it protrudes from your neck
Biography: Fuck all you guys this is my island

Age: 20.5ish
Birthdate: no
Height: ~190cm
Weight: IDKg
Eye Color: rapidly changing
Age: 20.6ish

Password: By the power of Greyskull!
Please Enter Your Password Again: I HAVE THE POWEEER!
Email: ...@fiojr.kln

Claim: shankless
SCUM: Everyone
TOWN: Schazer

Are you a member of the Rikollisryhmä?: I dont even know what thatis
Are you sure?: Is it like a branch of the pen 15 club?

Additional Comments: I plead the third
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-10-2014, 12:05 PM
Elect 1:Dragon Fogel
Elect 2: Schazer
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-10-2014, 12:31 PM
haha okay that was fun now lets groupshank: Kieros and get the whole people dying over with.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-10-2014, 12:33 PM
Gon' change my vote back to Shankvote:Kieros
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-10-2014, 12:37 PM
oh right and elect: MalkyTop for Package 2.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-10-2014, 12:52 PM (This post was last modified: 07-10-2014, 12:55 PM by Mirdini.)
Building Conshanksus

Kíeros - 20 (Pharas, Schazer, Dalmationer, bigro, Dragon Fogel, Coldblooded, Not The Author, SeaWyrm, Sruixan, Red709, Palamedes, Solaris, Mister Visceral, speedchuck, Phish, Chwoka, Eidolonic, Everanix, Garuru, cyber95)
MalkyTop - 8 (Acionyx, Breadpocalypse, anacreon, fivex, Deviant One, Sai, AgentBlue)
Sruixan - 3 (Rivenforge, Scoffles, Granolaman)
Pharmacy - 2 (konec0, ICan'tGiveCredit)
TehPilot - 2 (Plaid, makerofthegames)
makerofthegames - 1 (TehPilot)
Garuru - 1 (amosmyn)
Acionyx - 1 (OztheWizard)
Beruru - 1 (Sotek)
Palamedes - 1 (Demonsul)
Solaris - 1 (Pick Yer Poison)
"Dratini" - 1 (Cat)
Niall - 1 (wofferboggles)
No Shank - 1 (Akumu)
Coldblooded - 1 (beruru)
SupahKiven - 1 (SupahKiven)
cyber95 - 1 (Kíeros)
"God" - 1 (Stiqqery)
Sai - 1 (LegendaryQ)
Gnauga - 1 (Gnauga)
bigro - 1 (Crowstone)
Dragon Fogel - 1 (Pharmacy)
amosmyn - 1 (Airey)
"XCOM" - 1 (Chirality)
Rivenforge - 1 (druplesnubb)
Not The Author - 1 (Kíeros)
Loather - 1 (Whimbrel)
Schazer - 1 (yd12k)
LegendaryQ - 1 (MalkyTop)

Abstaining - 13 (Seedy, Donut, Niall, Sanzh, Prime Intellect, Fragowump, Ixcaliber, antisequitur, x1372, BlazerC, Mikeee, Truegreen, Chocolate Pi)

With 70 players alive, it takes 36 votes to groupshank a bitch, 19 votes if the day ends without a groupshank!

Day ends at 1:00 PM EST on Friday, July 11, or in ~28 hours!


MAIL ELECTION PACKAGE ONE

Dragon Fogel - 12 (Dragon Fogel, Pharmacy, SeaWyrm, Akumu, Palamedes, Granolaman, Coldblooded, makerofthegames, Eidolonic, Rivenforge, Breadpocalypse, fivex)
MalkyTop - 8 (druplesnubb, cyber95, Crowstone, MalkyTop, OztheWizard, Whimbrel, Phish, LegendaryQ)
Red709 - 4 (Red709, speedchuck, Niall, yd12k)
Sruixan - 4 (Schazer, Garuru, Pick Yer Poison, AgentBlue)
Cat - 2 (Cat, Everanix)
Return To Sender - 2 (Sai, bigro)
Pharmacy - 2 (Demonsul, Solaris)
Granolaman - 1 (Sruixan)
konec0 - 1 (konec0)
Rivenforge - 1 (Dalmationer)
Scoffles - 1 (Scoffles)
Schazer - 1 (Mister Visceral)
"Mirdini" - 1 (Pharas)
Loather - 1 (ICan'tGiveCredit)
Airey - 1 (Truegreen)
Deviant One - 1 (Deviant One)
anacreon - 1 (anacreon)

MAIL ELECTION PACKAGE TWO

Pharmacy - 13 (Dragon Fogel, Pharmacy, SeaWyrm, Akumu, Palamedes, Granolaman, Pick Yer Poison, Demonsul, Coldblooded, Solaris, Eidolonic, Breadpocalypse, AgentBlue)
Schazer - 9 (Sruixan, Schazer, Kíeros, Dalmationer, Crowstone, Pharas, Phish, makerofthegames, fivex)
MalkyTop - 7 (cyber95, MalkyTop, yd12k, OztheWizard, Whimbrel, LegendaryQ, Garuru)
Chirality - 1 (Red709)
Akumu - 1 (Niall)
Kíeros - 1 (druplesnubb)
konec0 - 1 (konec0)
THE SKY - 1 (Scoffles)
Solaris - 1 (Mister Visceral)
Loather - 1 (ICan'tGiveCredit)
Crowstone - 1 (Everanix)
Return to Sender - 1 (bigro)
Deviant One - 1 (Deviant One)
Whimbrel - 1 (Rivenforge)
anacreon - 1 (anacreon)
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-10-2014, 01:04 PM
...you know, we might just achieve hard-shank on D1 of a 71 player game. That's insane. Many thanks to Kíeros for making this possible!
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-10-2014, 01:20 PM
We love you Kieros!

Too bad we also have to kill you! :)

THE BUREAUCRATS WILL NOT SUBMIT TO THIS TREND

WE SET OUR OWN TRENDS

AND HOLY DEATH IS HOT RIGHT NOW!

Shank MalkyTop

also, anac should be compensated for those cakes immediately, or else it will result in a financial cakocalypse
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-10-2014, 01:28 PM
I AM FINALLY HERE AND I WILL NOT READ 20 PAGES
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-10-2014, 01:49 PM
Package 1 : Red709
Package 2 : Prime Intellect
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
07-10-2014, 02:11 PM
You know, when Schazer turns out to be something akin to a serial killer, you'll regret doing this to me.

I'm so bold in my predictions.

And Shank: Anacreon for having 40 cakes and not sharing them with us.
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