Grand Tweet III (Round Three: Big Tree)

He blinked out of existence.

The dog, exhibiting dog-like intelligence, ate the bar again.

This time, he ran from the half-eaten bar.

Okay, ten minutes to go, two of our players aren't here.

So what we're going to do is make a kill where it's unclear which of them died and then if either of them posts next round, that player's still in.

ATTEMPT TO BEFRIEND CANINE LEADS TO BIT HAND, CHOCOLATE IN BLOODSTREAM

Godzilla ate the bar. The establishment, I mean. Which contained the bar.

Either way, d'Artagnan was now Godzilla and some people died.

"Okay, new round," said the Bird. "Everything here is made of spinach."

His mind was full of fuck. He was a dog, some white blood cells, and Godzilla.

G wonders what happened
D just eats everything
C floats

EDITORIAL: Woe, us, the mortal folly what brings the lizard king to this land of leaves.

REPORTER RECEIVES DAILY SUPPLY OF B9, NIHLISM

Okay. I become whoever eats that candy bar.

But now it's in this big lizard body.

... Is that vomit?

Leaves flew as a cool car drove.

SPINACH ARMORY ATTACKS BEHEMOTH WITH SOGGY WEAPONRY.

REPORTER ASSUMED ACCOMPLICE, ARRESTED

"That's my brother, let him go!"

Cells: we gotta bust out. let's raise hell.

REPORTER SAVED, FEELING ILL

Godzilla tries to speak, roars.

Okay, round's nearing an end, only two people have posted...

Do whatever you want, I guess.

STUDY REVEALS SPINACH PEOPLE FRAGILE, EDIBLE

PJ SHOT POINT-BLANK, SURVIVES, NOW MOSTLY GREEN

RIGHT HAND ODDLY TALENTED WITH LEAFY RAPIER

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Maybe, to account for time zones, we could have Agent and Bigro (and cyber?) duke it out at a time that they're all on, then we compare the two groups and eliminate based off of that.

CLOCK finally arrived.

"Shit. God damn it. I missed two whole rounds? This is bullshit."

Within an hour, CLOCK ceased to exist.

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I dunno, I guess btp writes the other deathpost?

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My overall thoughts are that this isn't working out all that well, but it's not scheduled to be very long, so we can basically do whatever and then take another crack at this.

REPORTER BEFRIENDS, CLIMBS LIZARD

GODZILLA FLAME DESTROYS SPINACH LAND. 1 IN 4 PERISH.

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Well I had fun! Looking forward to tomorrow. I suggest Agent and bigro post in here as they please in the meantime. What were their characters up to all that time?

CLOCK was in fact existing without ever having posted. However, now that a post was made, CLOCK ceased to exist in an hour.

OR WOULD IT?

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Yes.

"I guess this is the last round. Welcome to my tree. Now I'm heading to my nest to take a nap. Wake me up when one of you wins."

Godzilla and the dog fell out of the tree into the existential ground. RIP, dog.

REPORTER SNEEZES ON SQUIRREL BY ACCIDENT

This is dumb.

SQUIRREL REVEALS HIDDEN TREASURE TROVE OF NUTS, DANCE MUSIC

MYSTERIOUS "PLAY" BUTTON FOUND, REPORTER PRESSES

Godzilla's dancing caused many innocent adorable creatures to fall out of their homes.

"Hey, tone it down, will ya? I'm trying to sleep!"

GODZILLA VAPORIZED BY IRATE OMNIPRESENT BIRD. CANDY-ASH ABSORBED INTO GROUND

REPORTER LIVES IN TREE 10 YEARS. TREE ABSORBS SOIL, GROWS.

A mysterious fruit grew.

It was dark brown and oblong.

Then, it fell.

Other fruits followed suit.

Squirrels ate them all.

He was God.

REPORT: DAY 3720, CRITTERS ARE RESTLESS, THEY DO NOT DANCE LIKE THEY USED TO, PJ IS WORRIED

REPORT: DAY 3722, THEY ARE BUILDING SOMETHING.

Slowly, his empire grew.

They were carefully wrapping the strange fruits in leaves, and shipping them via sparrows to other trees.

Okay, I'm giving you guys an extension, because I don't feel able to make a call on the winner right now. Also I haven't had my full attention on this.

Round is over at 7 PM my time, roughly half an hour from now.