Super Otaku Brawl Gaiden (Round 1: Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp)

Candyland! A camp? A children's camp? It was almost too good to be true, Willy Wonka surmised. He had been so short of children lately. He had missed them so. It was just so difficult to have them visit, and now here was this! He had been brought to them! Of course, of course, there was the matter of perhaps certain death; Wonka worried not. He had faced far worse terrors in the hunt for the perfect sweets, hadn't he? Besides, all he had to do was escape once he had what he needed.

And on that note... the chocolatier rummaged through his pockets. Amidst the homemade catapult, the yo-yo, the trick fried-egg made of rubber, the salami, the tooth, the stinkbomb, the packet of itching-powder and the recipe for youth, lay a singularly ordinary cube of sugar. He held this aloft gingerly. It sparkled curiously in the daytime sun as he inserted it into a curious receptacle on top of his cane. There. One hundred percent sugar power.

Finally, he needed infrastructure. Even as the thought came, he looked round (like a square sweet) over the lake, and saw, er, "Romano" making a beeline for the ominous, creaking form of Thorney Towers. Perfect. A little hollowing out, and he would be ready for business...