Super Otaku Brawl - Round One: Traverse Town

Username: Agenwhatisaroundme
Name: Willy Wonka
Gender: Male
Species: Chocolatier
Text Colour: #800080
Description: Willy Wonka, the monopolist! Hires cheap labor from tropical islands to keep costs down and secrets in-house, may or may not use human flesh in his recipes, and probably isn't a pedophile! Purple suit! Purple cane! Gigantic top hat!

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(insert actual descriptive paragraph from the book when i find it)

(i couldn't find it)
Items/Abilities: A cane! A knowledge of candy that rivals Prodnose and competitors! A cane!
Biography: Read the book!
Suggested Round Location: Grandfail